1234gel

>INTRODUCTION SECTION<
(Please note, much of this "About me"-section was written years and years ago, probably late 2008-early to mid 2009, so much of it is pretty dumb... and that's why I've decided to keep it much as it is, while only correcting spelling and grammar mistakes, as well as also commenting on myself... I hope that is enjoyable! All of the comments are in parenthesis, but might be confused with older comments also written in parenthesis... I've also tried to put it in sections so it's easier to "navigate".)

>TIPS SECTION<
So, you wanna know somethin' about me? (Yes, that's why people read these things...) OK, first, I can give you some tips:
Tip 1: Call me "Gel" or "Jack" (Not my actual name, I just like that name).
Tip 2: If you're not my friend, add me! (But ask first) (May or may not actually work).
Tip 3: ... Er... there is no tip 3...
Tip 4: I'm ALWAYS in "Zero Axis"... but I won't tell you, 'cause that is a secret! (Unfortunately, Zero Axis was closed off, so now I'm always in Chill Lounge, my new home!)
Tip 5: Read the tips above this one!
Tip 6: I know a good joke! ... But I just can't remember it...
Tip 7: You better not hate any of my friends! (Insert threat here).
Tip 8: Don't eat candy from strangers...
Tip 9: If you don't like "Zero Axis" you need a LIFE! Here, you can borrow mine for a little while. (Because it's worth so damn much?)
Tip 10: Call 1111111145876764540454650160356356560211234563470257563456475645605034653454370563457345634750620345603475083450346574657234650423785025442057012057015640156174654856456874564765740014765048615765165OMGPHONE!!:o if you want to know some more...
Well, wasn't that good advice? (If the tips were annoying, call 1234500ANNOYINGPHONE>:( )
I'm also mayor in my own town: New Gel City, and "OMG" = "Oh My Gel". Seriously, it does.
>PANIC CENTER SECTION<
* Panic Center *
Are you in danger, call 10001i
Are you dead call, 50019...
Are you just bored, view some porn.
Are you near to be killed, we don't care.
If you want to know what all this shit has to do with 1234gel, just keep readin'!

>HATE SECTION<
OK, back to me, from the Panic Center (You mean you were actually gone?), I really hate some things... you wanna know them? You probably don't give a rat's ass (Spot on), but I'll bring 'em up anyways:
1. I really hate my little brother! He's the most annoying kid ever! Sometimes (very often) he takes MY PC and log on his own account (khosa_vole, it's actually "khossa vole", a boss in a game, my little brother is a retard!) and runs to his room, and locks the door! Once I said that I would take the axe and smash his door, and then kill him (Woah, that escalated quickly!) . He opened the door, gave me my PC... and ran to dad... UNFAIR! Sometimes he's begging me to have my PC in a few minutes for some work... I say: NO WAY!! (Such a badass) Guess what he is doing then... he say it to dad! Little bastard! Yea, once I closed him inside a cupboard, we were home alone. He cried at the end... he got out! Next time I'm going to close him inside the fridge instead! He's evil (Who's evil?), he's annoying, he's unfair, he's a bastard, he's kinda smart, he always say that he can do everything, he's my little brother, and I hate him! (Disclaimer: I do not actually have a little brother, I just made him up to have something funny to write about at first, and then it got to the point where I made another account pretending to be him, spamming and cursing... Yeah, I know that's not a cool thing to do... I even made up a big brother as well, a nice guy that was the only one that could calm my "little brother" down... I'm sorry).
2: I hate hackers! No one has ever hacked my PC, or my account (I hope), but I still hate them! (Anonymous much?)
3: OK, I hate people who hates my food! (Going to tell you more about my food later!) (Oh, goodie, can't wait...)
4: I hate... er... I hate... well, you know... I hate... OK, I hate that!
5: I hate it when people say: "You're gay!" What's their problem?! Asking people about that... why the hell? (At least I wasn't intolerant to gay people back then.)
6: I hate gum... Don't ask please!
7: I (still) hate my little brother very much! (And he still doesn't exist.)
8: I hate mods that hates me... I hope no mods hates me...? (Now, why would they possibly do that...?)
9: I hate people who hates my friends! (*Facepalm*)
10: Call 31783924532785404398764916903486913984613407618934 9+9=much If you want to learn more math, and call 4785612935691274561874651874265174658762433871365187456148HATEPHONE!>:( If you want to know some more about hating...
I'm not done yet! More to read! You never learned to read? Ah... I see... weird, IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU EARN 60 EXTRA POINTS! IDIOT BADGE, dude, you just completed the "You're an ugly little jerk who reads badge" and earned 60 extra points. View all badges. Congrats, the only thing is... I'm just kidding about those 60 points... (Oh, fahk, I thought you were serious!)

>PHONE NUMBER SECTION<
You want my phone number? Are you nuts? Do you really think that I'll ever give YOU my phone number?! Are you sure you want it? Fine, you'll never get it from me... wait... my little brother... OH NO! Got to go, got to make my little brother forget my number! Just a minute...
...
*Searching*
*Searching*
*Searching*
*Abomination found, locked on target*
*FIRE ARMS!*
*GOTCHA!*
*Uses a mind deleter... (There is not much inside this head...)*
*Mission completed...*
*Going (running) back to base quite relaxed (very fast!)*
OK, I'm back, easy mission! Ah, well... you'll never get my number!
(Must have been a hard mission, since he's not a real person.)
You know, if you read some more, you'll get a secret from me! No kidding! A real secret! I promise!

>FOOD SECTION<
OK, what do you want to know? About my food? (Yes, that's exactly what I want to know about...) Ah... yea, I make my famous food. Always loved, always hated. Someone like it, someone is sick a few days after... Anyway. I'm making soup, called Gel Soup, tasty! Never ask what it is made of... And I make great toast! Called Gel Toast! Made of cheese, ham, a horse leg and some hair gel... mmmmm, lovely! We also have my candy, called Gel Candy. That's for the kids actually... anyway. In the end we have some great ice cream! Called Gel Cream! Want some? And I can make you some pizza, called Dumb Pizza. Why "Dumb" Pizza? Well, 2 reasons:
1: You most be dumb to try eating it! Really, it tastes like shit! (Fair enough.)
2: I stole the idea from a friend of me... no comment!
I'm tired of writing... Are you tired of reading? GREAT! Then I can write some more!

>THE SECTION ABOUT A SECRET...<
The secret? Ah, nearly forgot that... well, want a secret? Don't tell anyone then! OK, here it is: Once, there was a man, name: Er... Paul. He tried something new: Jump from a skyscraper 99872537826357 meters high... He died... (You don't say?) On his way down he said to himself: DAMN! I forgot my wings! God, help me! If you can hear me, help me! Bad for him, God was on the phone just then... Those gods! Poor bastard, Paul. He didn't make it! (You just said that.) A few minutes later, he met God.
Paul: Why didn't you save me?
God: Well, 3 reasons: (Me and my reasoning...)
1: I wanted some company! I'm bored! (Not many people go to Heaven, eh?)
2: Satan called me, he said that I was a little bitch.
3: I saved you a week ago! From that shark!
Paul: Shark? Do you mean that gold fish?
God: It looked like a shark to me!
Paul: Sure...
No secret you say? Well, make your own then!

>A... UM... KIND OF A JOKE SECTION?<
Once, a man was in NYC with his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: You know, it's a new drink in NYC.
Man: Oh? Well, I wanna try it!
Girlfriend: OK, wait here for a minute. (Everyone knows that when a girl says that, it'll take hours...)
The man waited, then his girlfriend came back with a beer, some milk and melted ice cream.
Girlfriend: Drink these three things at the same time.
The man did what his girlfriend said. At first, he didn't do anything, then he started to scream, and swallowed it.
Girlfriend: That is called "Blowjob revenge". (Rated PG-13)

>KONGREGATE CELEBRITY SECTION<
THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT PERSONS ON KONG.!
1. Sonny, before he died, the last thing he said was: "Damn! My porn will be gone if I die!" (Zombie porn?)
2. Higashi, The Master works as a buss driver.
3. All mods have their own chat room, where they get orders from their leader. Orders like "Go silence *******" (Nope, that's not supposed to be 1234gel...). (Sure it's not)
4. Johnny Rocketfingers is actually dead. (That figures)
5. The stickman in the SCGMD games is in Iraq. Holiday.
6. The leader of the super monkeys in Bloons Tower Defence 3 is Meat Boy.
7. The stickman in Rage 3 is so outraged because his sister is a man.
8. The dolphin in Dolphin Olympics 2 is eaten by Tom Fulp.
9. The man in Last Stand got killed yesterday, and he's now a zombie...
10. Reemus is fat because he eats too much cookies and drinks too much beer.
11. The "rider" in Free Rider 2 is using drugs.
12. Popo, the Younger, is a she!
13. Fancy Pants man's got a girlfriend: The lady from Shift 2.
14. Ambrosia Thorn is a porn star. (That's why she's almost naked)
15. The man from Portal: The Flash Version smokes.
16. The guy from Amorphus+ lost his sword last week, he's now using a knife that's 3,5 cm long. (On screen that's actually bigger than the previous one...)
17. Monster's Den is a lie!
18. The ninja person in Feudalism is 69 years old, that's why he suck so much.
19. The robot in Mech Commando was made by an elephant from SeppuKuties.
20. Ashi, the Axe Battler, is actually working as a teacher in Texas.

>SELF ADVERTISEMENT SECTION (COUNTRY EDITION)<
You got to see this movie, then you'll learn a very useful Norwegian word: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJf0md1kG8 ("Useful" might not be the right definition...)

>ANOTHER BULLSHIT STORY SECTION<
Ah! *watches TV* This is life! (I actually never watches TV) *Little brother Ben comes* (Now my imaginative little brother has a name, too)
Ben: I wanna watch the TV, get your fat ass away!
Me: Oh, and I was hoping you died while you were sleeping. (Dude!)
Ben: Very funny! So get lost!
Me: You wanna fight?
Ben: Sure! *Hits me in my face*
Me: *Uses very bad bad words that I can't use on my own account*
Ben: I won!
Me: *Kicks the little jerk in his balls*
Ben: *Cries*
Mom: What's going on?
Me: *Starts to "cry"* Mom! Ben kicked my balls, now he's trying to cry so you believe that I kicked his balls! (Totally believable story)
Mom: BEN! *Takes Ben out of the room and inside his own room*
Ben: *Screams*
(This really happened) (No, it didn't totally happen...)

>CELEBRITY SECTION<
THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THESE KNOWN PERSONS:
1. Santa's real name is Gordon Re-goat. Santa is watching porn every day, often when his wife is near him (What...?). No one knows why Santa gives us things when it's Christmas, but someone think he's doing it because he wants to look at all the women. His flying deers are a lie! He's using a jeep, and sometimes his Hummer H2. And Santa don't live on the North Pole, no, but on Hawaii. He hates snow and ice. It's still a mystery why we think Santa lives on the North Pole though. But every normal person knows that living on the North Pole is impossible! No one knows how old Santa is, someone say that he's over 2000 years old! But many people say that the first Santa is dead, and his son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son or so lives today.
2. Easter Bunny is not 100% bunny, but 50% chicken, and 50% bunny. Where do you think he get all those eggs from? Easter Bunny lives in a hole in the ground somewhere near Finland.
3. Tooth Fairy is actually a man! And he collects teeth because he gets money for them (And who buys them from him??). His father likes collecting teeth for some reason (Oh...). The "money" he's giving you is fake. (DAMMIT!)
So next time you wonder if these three persons exists, I'll answer: Yeh!

>"PLEASE RATE ME, AS IF THIS IS A GREAT THING!" SECTION<
If you wanna say something about my profile, or rate it, or say how I can write it better, why not say that in my shout on my profile? I would be happy if you did. (I was such a stupid kid back then)

>FRIENDS SECTION<
Ok, if you've waited for it (Have I?), here is about my most talked about, best and coolest friends on Kong., if you're not one of them... BE one of them!
Ok, I don't know who I'm going to write about first... hm... Ok, let's start with my first friend on Kong. ever.
Rubybear: Yea, what can I say? When I first came to Kong., Ruby was the first person that talked to me, and added me, thanks for that :) I still remember it, we both played Pillage the Village, the first game (I realize by this point that I've used the word "first" a whole lot) I got badges from on Kong. She's a nice person, and is never rude. She's everyone's friend (She was last time I checked), and is very much busy with playing games. Ruby, this was about you. *Firecrackers*
Dungen2345: Dungen! My second girl best friend (not gf, but gbf,) I call you just "Dun" sometimes. You are always depressed and sad... and you told me why once. I still remember how we met: You said bad things about a girl who went out with the boy you liked. Then you started to send out 98798698698689689698 dogs after me or so, and I ran from them... I'm not sure why we are friends today, because you hated me the first time we met... You are always chatting in ZA, I've actually never seen you not talking when you are on. Dungen, read this with pleasure as my friend! *Firecrackers*
Bokenbow: Haha, must be the person from Kong. I talk mostly with. Liam (His real name), you are a very good friend, and I feel that I can trust you whatever I say. You are always in trouble with mods, and get much silenced, but you are a very nice person, so I can't see why they silence you. You hate mods, and I see why. You are my only friend on Kong. that I've the MSN to, and gave my own to. I like your typing, and it's unique, and for me who's Norwegian (For those of you who didn't know that from before) it's cool to learn unique words. I hope we're friends for a long time. You hate my brother, and I sometimes think you hate him more than I do. The cool thing is that we both have annoying little brothers (Except for me). Liam, you are no swat, you are buzzin' mate! *Firecrackers*
Gamer097: Gamer is a good guy, and he's always hanging around with DaxterX2. Gamer is a very funny and nice person that I very often talk to. The first time we met, you said hi to me, and you added me before I added you. When I added u, we were good friends. You like funny things to laugh at, and says funny things sometimes too. I would like to know your real name sometime.
Gamer, maybe your real name is Herbert, but you are my good friend anyway! *Farts* *Firecrackers* *Explosion*
Kikai74: Fred is your name, and I call you Fred too (Why the fahk did I write that?). You are so funny! Always making me laugh. Before your username was "Hmmmmmmm", but you switched. I think it was me who said hi to you 1st time, and you were the one who added me, then I added you. I don't remember it very well, my memory is very rusty. You like to say how popular you are, haha, and how many fans and friends you have. Fred, you are a funny and nice person, and a good friend! *Burps* *Get slapped by Fred* *Firecrackers*
Dragily: I need to write about you too, Drag. You are the one who made my home on Kong; Zero Axis. You are also one of my favorite mods (Butt licking mode activated!), and you were the first mod I ever met. I remember the first time we met, when I called another person things, and you wanted to silence me. I stopped, other person continued and got silenced... You are a nice person, but you are never on these days, you are too busy. Drag, when you get back on, I'll say hi! *Don't dare to fart or burp, because I can get silenced* *Firecrackers* *Get silenced because of the firecrackers...*
elGrifo: elGrifo is my second favorite mod (More butt licking initiated). You are on Kong. much, and sometimes in ZA. Many people in ZA knows who you are, and some like you, some hate you, it's like that with every mod in every room (Then why did I need to write it?). The worst thing you know about is people who posts porn-links and people who are spamming (Shockingly...). You can laugh at a joke, very few mods can do that, and you are kind to other people. elGrifo, you are always in a good mood, mod. *Firecrackers* *Hits elGrifo* *Runs*
Hmmmmmmmmm: I just call you Matt, that's your real name (I think everyone understood that, smartass). You are a cool person, who says funny things, and you are a person that's easy to talk with. First time we met, your account name was Gamergod, but you switched because you wanted to see who in ZA that thought you were Fred. Every time someone says "I hate you, Gel" or something to me in ZA, you always say things like "Be nice to Gel!" (THAT comeback, though!). Matt, people who's not your friend, need you as a friend at once! *Firewrackers*
This is my best friends, one day, when I'm not on Kong. anymore, I will remember all of you guyz.

>MORE BAD JOKES SECTION, PART 1<
"IT'S BETTER TO" JOKES:
It's better to be on Kong. than do something wrong.
It's better to kill your bro than make him your foe.
It's better to eat cheese than scream "JEEZ!"
It's better to kiss your mother than having sex with your brother.
It's better to set a mark than fooling around in the dark.
It's better to fight your sister, I'm serious mister.
It's better to be in hell than call yourself "Gel"... (Ouch!)
It's better to lose your job than become a blob.
It's better to be thrashed than flashed.
It's better to lose your love than play WoW! (Ouch, again!)
It's better to search for porn than ever be born.
It's better to make more friends than... that's doesn't make any sense? (Not if you don't complete the sentence, no)
It's better to have a miss than read this. (I'm starting to think so too)
It's better to sound like u never ate than coming 20 minutes late.
It's better to walk than listen to me talk.
It's better to chat than wearing a hat.
It's better to be a monkey than a honky.


>MORE BULLSHIT STORIES ABOUT MY "LITTLE BROTHER"
It was winter, and that little dork was throwing snowballs at me. Very annoying, and it hurt... (You're such a little pussy!) because he planted rock in the balls (Sure, you pussy, way to justify that last sentence!). I tried to avoid the balls, because I was talking to my friend (And the friend totally didn't care?). Then my bro hit my friend in his face... maybe the last thing you'll ever do (More badassery). My friend took my brother, and threw him into a lake... I guess it was cold... (Yes, that would have killed him) The day after he tried again... throwing at me, but when I avoided one of his balls (Heh... his balls...), it hit a girl at the road behind me, the girl my brother likes... epic fail! (How convenient) The girl still can't believe him when he says he tried to hit me, not her.. she hates him! (How great!)
In the summer time my brother was bored, I wasn't even home, my big brother Peter (Who totally doesn't exist either) told me this. My little brother was fooling around when he found some bricks... he tried to spin around and throw bricks as far as he could... very clever... he hit two windows... well, it was not my money that was gone that day... (It was nobody's, he doesn't exist)

>THE BAR SECTION (NO ACTUAL ALCOHOL...)<
DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know that you could connect every word, every single word with the word "Bar"? (Yes, of course)
Examples:
Bar Dude
Bar Frog
Bar Bar
Bar shave
Bar Death
Bar Consult
Bar Catapult
Bar honky
Bar Troll
Bar Chat
Em Bar State Building (What?)
Bar of Freedom
Big Bar
Osama Bar Laden (The actual...?)
Santa Clau Bar
Easter Bar Bunny (Now you're just fahking with me!)
Bar Car
Bar Song
Bar Nacle
Bar Bar Ian
Bar Tarus
Bar K
Bar Bar in's Creed: Black Bar
(In a sentence, "Bar" would be like this: )
"I'm Bar walking in Bar-merica, and I Bar would like to fucBAR (Bar can also be censoring) know where BARrack OBARma Bar lives!"
You can say this to your mom next time she commands you to tidy your room:
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!! >:O"
Then she would back off, the word "bar" is powerful!

>FOR THOSE WHO CARE, SERIOUS INFORMATION...<
SERIOUS INFORMATION!! (There's actually something serious here?)
Ok, here is actually some serious information about me and my life on Kong. :P Abut time, huh? (No, I came here to be entertained)
Ok, I remember my first day, July the 6th 2008 was a fine day in my summer holidays. I was sooo bored, you can't imagine! I found no good games, until I found a game on a Norwegian gaming site called "Pillage the Village". I decided to try this game, and it was a link to... (Dun dun DUN!!) Kongregate!! :O (No shit)
I still don't remember the room I was placed in that day, but I remember a person called WitchCandy from that room... I was in that room all day, didn't know about mods, badges, cards, nothing.
Then, the next day, I was going to log on again. This time, Kong. placed me somewhere else by an accident :O I was placed in Zero Axis who became my Kong. home. I started to earn badges, and my first badge was the Easy badge from Pillage the Village. I was not alone that day, I got a friend, my first Kongregate friend that day. Ruby Bear was also playing Pillage the Village that day, and we became friends (This is where I starts to cry. Give a thumbs up if you crie evritiem). Been friends since. The first day I learned about mods, I don't remember the date, but I met Dragily, former room owner of Zero Axis. Me and another person was fighting, and Drag tried to stop us. He said he would silence us if we didn't stop, I stopped.... the other person continued and got silenced! (You've already written about this incident).
I got more to tell of course, I've seen and done many funny things in one year. Another funny story is how I met Jess, account name is Jessness or Dungen2345. That time, only Dungen. Yeah, that day you were so angry, because one of your friends in real life stole the boy you liked, and you got pissed. You were angry at everyone that talked to you too, and I was no exception. You said you would release 120947235423154405937451 dogs at me, and you "did" too. (Another story you've already written about). I don't exactly know how we became friends... but we did that day, or at least the next.
My last story (Thank God for that!!) that's worth telling about is how I met Liam, Bokenbow. He was talking about that no one liked him, and asked me to be friends. I said yes, as I always do when people ask (Disclaimer; I do not always do this anymore), and then another friendship started. I got his MSN (Yes, I used that crap), and he got mine, and today, he's the only person from Kong. I talk to on MSN, except one Norwegian one. This is the things from Kong. I remember the most, I hope it was worth reading.

>POEM SECTION?<
ABOUT A COW...
Once there was a cow,
and she died somehow.
And how I will now say,
then you got something to read, yay!
There was this cow, eating grass,
then a BOMB flew out of its ass!
The cow screamed very loudly,
making no farmer very proud(ly)...
A donkey heard her scream,
but fell asleep and had a dream.
A horse saw the bomb,
then he ran away licking the farmer's thumb.
A pig tried to help her,
but he wasn't near.
No one could help the poor cow,
What would she do now?
The bomb was laying still,
It's won't explode, or maybe it will?
Then the bomb exploded, and killed all,
and all the farm was ready to fall.
Even the painting flew off the wall!
The only thing that was left from the bomb,
was the farmer's left-hand thumb...
The end.

>TYPICAL ME SECTION<
Hey, dead chat? Nothing to say? I am on? Well, here are some typical me things, what I use to say when it's dead chat or I got nothing to say...:
1. *Tries to hug (person name), falls, hits rock*
2. *Walks to tree*
3. *Sits alone in tree*
4. *Hugs tree* (It's recommended to hug trees, they are so good to hug, and you always feel better. Just watch it so you're not getting something in your eye while hugging it...)
5. (Nonsense, or something popping into my head)
6. Kong-Bot: Your mother can not be reached. Try again later.
7. Kongergate Notice: To prevent sperming, we've checked how fast u can masturbate. Please try again. (From the well known message you get from spamming... only totally different :P) (Yes, because everyone totally expected that to be the right one...)
8. (What I say when I enter the room sometimes) Kongregate Notice: Warning! Gel virus detected! Do not open porn sites!
9. (I call people nicknames, like I call mods "Moddy", I call Iamsam2 "Sammy", I call Hmmmmmm "Matty" etc. :P)
10. I'm never saying normal "Hey" or "Bye", no, I say "Heyzz" and "Byez" :P
11. I may suddenly start talking about or mentioning orca whales/killer whales...
12. Later on I started swooping into the chat, saying "*Swoooch!*", and also when leaving.

>TRYING TO BE COOL (IT'S A STRUGGLE, THIS LIFE)<
Deep within the bowels of Zero Axis, alone and miserable, lurks a monster so terrifying, so hideous, that no one dares to speak its name.
Known only as 1234gel, his horrible howls can be heard rumbling throughout the walls of the chat room, haunting those who dwell close enough to hear them.
In the darkest corners of Zero Axis lurks an evil so terrible that its very name strikes fear into the hearts of even the bravest of chatters. Its name is never spoken, only whispered, "1234gel".

When his coffin creaks, the land will shudder, the sky will darken, the earth will moan. It is then that you will know true evil is near...
A chatter will certainly need to be well prepared in order to face this evil.
Some say this commandeer of a chatter comes from a long line of maniacs while others simply think his attire is the result of certain insanity.
Meeting this monster may give you nightmares for the rest of your life...
(After all that, my only comment is... why was is cool to copy this from another game and into here? Hurm...)

>MUSIC SECTION<
RATING OF FAVORITE BAND!
Disturbed is my all time favorite band (And it still is), with soda, some chips and Disturbed in my ear, I can finally relax. Here are the songs I love, hate etc., and here's the "levels" you might say, and what they mean. Sucks - This song I wouldn't even show to my dog, it's completely "unlistenable", a song like this, I only hear ONE time until I find out it's bad. Sucks a little - Means the song is a little bad, my ears are bleeding, and I won't listen to this song. Naah - This song could have been better, it's not too good, and I won't recommend it to anyone. Ok, I guess - Well, here we start to go up a little, this song is good in the right setting, the right moment. Ok enough - This song I can listen to, if I haven't heard it in a while. Good - This song is good! Not the best I've heard, but good enough, I can get addicted. Very good - Wow, this is good, this song I will without doubt get addicted to. Excellent - Really good, one of the best songs I've probably heard by this band... or is it? Awesome - WOW! Oh my gel, this song is completely awesome, one of the best songs by the band, without ANY doubt, there must be much to beat this song! Completely unforgettable - This is the song I'll never forget, the song I never will be fed up with, the song I listen to about every time I listen to this band, a perfect song! And here are the songs WITH ratings! Enjoy, and whisper or shout me if u agree! (Nobody will)
From the album "Believe"| Intoxication, Ok I guess.
Liberate, Very good.
Awaken, Good.
Remember, good.
Prayer, Ok, I guess.
From the album "Indestructible" (Was my favorite album at the time) | Indestructible, Completely unforgettable
Inside the fire, Very Good.
Deceiver, Very Good.
The Night, Very Good.
The Curse, Awesome.
Torn, Awesome.
Divide, Awesome.
Facade, Awesome.
Criminal, Completely unforgettable.
Enough, Good.
Haunted, Awesome.
From the album "The Sickness" | Voices, Awesome.
The Game, Awesome.
Stupify, Awesome.
Down With The Sickness, Awesome.
Fear, Awesome.
Conflict, Awesome.
Droppin' Plates, Very good.
Meaning of life, Awesome.
From the album "Ten Thousand Fists" (Which is now my favorite album) | Ten thousand fists, completely unforgettable.
Guarded, Awesome.
Deify, Good.
I'm Alive, Awesome.
Sons of Plunder, Awesome.
Stricken (My first Disturbed song), Awesome.
Pain Redefined, Awesome.
Hell, Excellent
Monster, Awesome.
From the album "Transformers Soundtrack" | This Moment, Awesome.
Agreed any of this? Did not? Let me know! Thanks.
(No, I didn't change any of the ratings later on, but I might not agree with myself anymore on all of this...)

>MORE BAD JOKES, PART 2<
THINGS I NEED TO DO BEFORE I DIE/GET KILLED/COMMIT SUICIDE/REALIZE I'M A JERK:
1. Find out my gender (Transgender?)
2. Make a snowman pissed
3. Fight the pissed snowman
4. Get official reward/award for the longest profile on all Kongregate
5. Find and listen to all Disturbed songs (Done)
6. Kiss a queen
7. Kiss another queen
8. Get eaten by a shark and survive
9. Make this profile even longer
10. Lift 300000 kg while eating noodles
11. Lift noodles while eating 300000 kg (something)
12. Kick the president's butt (Which one?)
13. Become King Kong. (Not the monkey, but the king of Kong.)
14. Play banjo
15. Hack a mod's account and silence someone for nothing
16. Um... er... yeah...
17. Swim across the sea, then back again
18. Give someone a funny name, then point and laugh at them
19. Make your mother green ship left harbor can't perform the blue duck become hell... (Huh?)
20. Stop making examples... (Yes, please!)

>THE ZERO AXIS SECTION<
This section is dedicated to Zero Axis, my origin room, written 10/09-2016.
As Zero Axis is being closed I just want to have this section of my profile dedicated to this amazing room. I have already written above how I came to the room, and who I got to know, at least in the old days, so I will not repeat myself on that. Still, in my opinion, Zero Axis has always been a great room, and I've always felt at home there. I will surely miss the room, even if it's technically identical to all the other chat rooms, it's still not the same to me. My heart skipped a few beats when I read Zero Axis on the list of rooms being closed by Kongregate, truly did. I think the room has a lot of history, and to me personal and heartwarming memories of awesome people who have made it all so great. I am also thankful that I got to be a room moderator for Zero Axis, even if it was cut a little shorter than I would have hoped. Trying not to get too sentimental here, but I will never forget about the room nor the people there, and will always remain a proud Zero Axisian! Zero Axiser? Zero Axi? A proud person from Zero Axis... no, wait, that's wrong, sounds like I'm just a proud person in general... A person who is proud to be form Zero Axis! Yes, that's the one. Fine, the honorable section is over now, you can go play with dolls again or whatever you were doing before reading this... R.I.P. in peace, Zero Axis!

>FUNNY CONVERSATION SECTION!<
OK, so I don't normally do this kind of thing, but some conversations are just too hilarious to pass up. I've seen people copying and pasting funny conversations from chat into their profile before, so why shouldn't I? The following conversation took place on Wednesday, June 6th 2017:

[01:48 PM] valera37783: hi

[01:48 PM] valera37783: ?

[01:48 PM] 1234gel: Heeey

[01:48 PM] valera37783: :)

[01:49 PM] valera37783: i'm girl you

[01:49 PM] 1234gel: Why does that matter?

[01:49 PM] valera37783: no

[01:53 PM] 1234gel: I see

[01:53 PM] valera37783: ok

[01:55 PM] 1234gel: I am a moon wolf from the planet Zygznaggadoo from the Mappapapa galaxy near the western star of Smagugg, that is my gender

[01:55 PM] valera37783: ok

[01:55 PM] valera37783: where you from?

[01:55 PM] valera37783: ?

[01:56 PM] 1234gel: From the planet Zygznaggadoo

[01:56 PM] valera37783: ok

[01:56 PM] 1234gel: You?

[01:56 PM] valera37783: lisrael

[01:57 PM] 1234gel: Israel?

[01:58 PM] valera37783: what is youe phone number?

[01:58 PM] valera37783: yes

[01:58 PM] valera37783: ?

[01:58 PM] 1234gel: My phone number?

[01:58 PM] valera37783: yes

[01:58 PM] 1234gel: Why would you wanna know that?

[01:58 PM] 1234gel: I think calling me would be extremely expensive for you

[01:59 PM] valera37783: Because i want to talk in datatil

[01:59 PM] valera37783: detail*

[02:00 PM] valera37783: ok\

[02:00 PM] 1234gel: About what?

[02:00 PM] valera37783: mere

[02:01 PM] 1234gel: What do you mean by that?

[02:02 PM] valera37783: juse talk

[02:02 PM] 1234gel: I think it would be best to just talk here

[02:02 PM] 1234gel: I have telephonophobia

[02:03 PM] valera37783: ok

[02:04 PM] 1234gel: What is living in Israel like?

[02:04 PM] 1234gel: I've never been there

[02:04 PM] valera37783: yes

[02:04 PM] 1234gel: Yes

[02:05 PM] valera37783: what is your phone number

[02:05 PM] 1234gel: I don't have a phone

[02:05 PM] 1234gel: They scare me

[02:06 PM] valera37783: why?

[02:06 PM] valera37783: ?

[02:06 PM] 1234gel: Telephonophobia

[02:07 PM] valera37783: why

[02:07 PM] 1234gel: Because phone calls are scary

[02:07 PM] valera37783: o

[02:07 PM] valera37783: kk

[02:08 PM] Scribles999: And why would you ask for their phone number in the first place?

[02:08 PM] valera37783: not know

[02:08 PM] 1234gel: Because I'm such a hunk

[02:09 PM] valera37783: ok

After this the conversation wasn't as exciting... Well, I thought it was pretty entertaining up until that point. Maybe I should have given her my phone number? I've never dated an Israeli girl before!


OK, enjoy Kongregate, and win new badges and cards! Thanks for reading this shit! >:P