2DArray's Comments


You Find Yourslef In A Room

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Oct. 14, 2014

Rating: 16

Absolutely stellar. I feel that I have learned something compelling

Run, Sam, Run!

Play Run, Sam, Run!

Feb. 04, 2014

Rating: 8

This spiritual successor to Jason Rohrer's Passage is...probably more fun to play

The Company of Myself

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Nov. 28, 2009

Rating: 5

Uh-oh, looks like we've got some backlash: The game was put onto Kong last week, then removed, and now it's been added again. Here's what happened: The first time it was uploaded, it had been stolen by another user. Jim offered to simply transfer ownership of it to me, but the game didn't have Kong's API built in, which meant it wasn't actually ready for Kong yet. Jim took it down, and once the API was finished, it was reupped. This is the final, genuine version. Here's Jim saying in the forums that he's removed the impostor: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/66234-company-of-myself-was-stolen-but-coming-back-for-real



Jul. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

I'm embarrassed that this is the highest rated game on the site. This game isn't fun. Period. I understand the commentary. I really do. The self-awareness is cute. But I play games to have fun. If the point is that the upgrade system made me trudge through a shitty game, then you might have made a point, but you've done so by getting me to trudge through a shitty game. This is a game that seems to WANT to be shitty. That being said, the devs should be proud of my 1/5 rating.

Hedgehog Launch 2

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Jul. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

Maybe I'm just being a dick, but why is there motion blur on the hog itself? It's staying right in the center of the screen. If anything, he (she?) should be the only thing that ISN'T blurred. And if he's blurred, why isn't his jetpack? Buhhhh. Anyway, satisfying upgrades, even if it's a little overly similar to the first one. I guess everyone's gotta pay the rent though, yeah?

Orbital Decay

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Apr. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

Really noticeable lack of polish, which is too bad. The tech involved is well done. Lots of collision detection handled quickly, etc. But the game's most impressive feat is the ability to make such a huge gun feel so unsatisfying.

The Egg

Play The Egg

Aug. 29, 2008

Rating: 0


Champion Archer

Play Champion Archer

Jul. 13, 2008

Rating: 0

Err, stolen. http://www.kongregate.com/games/2DArray/champion


Play Arcane

Jun. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

I appreciate the effort put into this game, but it really never clicked for me. The voice acting could use some work, and the gameplay comes off as really, really oddly chancey. The problem is that you and another guy can sit there and swing 50 times and block each one, and then finally the other guy lands a hit and takes out all of your health instantly. The result is a lack of the feeling of progression, and it ends up feeling overly frustrating because even when you have better armor and a better weapon, another guy can still kill you in 2 hits.

Just Chatting

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Jun. 10, 2008

Rating: 66

Gah, I didn't realize how damn hard the last boss was until just now. Sorry guys, I might fix that in a later version if I have time. Also sorry about the ending. I know the whole "It was all just a dream" thing is overused, but I thought maybe I could still pull it off. My bad.

Boxhead: The Zombie Wars

Play Boxhead: The Zombie Wars

Mar. 30, 2008

Rating: 0

Starts good, but there are some noticeable problems that distract me here and there. First, a few little graphical hiccups here and there-the mummies randomly pop in, for instance, with no "poof" graphic like the magicians. Shouldn't they pop out of the ground or something? Then the trees, with pop in/out when they scroll into or out of the top or bottom of the screen. Opposite to the mummies, they disappear instantly when destroyed. Aside from little quabbles like that, I really can't stand the devils. They really break the game's balance--way more than in previous games. Normally I wouldn't be this nitpicky, but considering how little the series has changed over time, I feel that more effort should have been put into the tweaking stage. Oh well. Still a pretty good game. Good work on the performance elements--that part of the game, at least, stands out as very well done.

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

Play Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

Jan. 18, 2008

Rating: 0

Got all the trophies and all the, uh, pants. Woop woop. Someone make that a badge.

Dolphin Olympics 2

Play Dolphin Olympics 2

Dec. 02, 2007

Rating: 0

Haha, 1 to ~130 million in one combo.


Play Breach

Nov. 02, 2007

Rating: 0

Haha, though I'm totally cool with people not liking the game, seriously people, the 2's are intentional.

Desktop Tower Defense 1.5

Play Desktop Tower Defense 1.5

Oct. 30, 2007

Rating: 0



Play Breach

Oct. 24, 2007

Rating: 0

tivaelydoc, I haven't seen any problems with the health system...that's odd. If you get hit, you're invincible for a few seconds (while your character is darkened), and then you go back to normal. If you get hit 5 times you lose.

remember me

Play remember me

Sep. 24, 2007

Rating: 0


Bloons Tower Defense

Play Bloons Tower Defense

Aug. 19, 2007

Rating: 0

The concept isn't really new, but whatever. The real trouble is the amount of time it takes to make money. 1 point at a time is damn slow when 250 is the *cheapest* thing.

Chat Master

Play Chat Master

Aug. 18, 2007

Rating: 0

Yeah, there was a half hour period a little while after it was uploaded that it didn't work correctly. It's back up now though.

Ball Revamped 5: Synergy

Play Ball Revamped 5: Synergy

Aug. 13, 2007

Rating: 0

Oh, sorry jmtb, I hadn't checked yet. I'm actually sorry cause I know that it sounds very hostile, but if you take away the jackass in the review, it ends up as just constructive feedback. Although there sure is a lot of jackass in my review. :P