I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everyone once,
seen two whales fuck, been to 3 world fairs,
and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.
I push more peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around.
I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’-tootin’ shootin’, parachutin’ demolition double-cap crimpin’ frog man.
There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.
Learned a lot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
Drive all kinds of trucks.. 2 bys, 4 bys, 6 bys,
and those big motherfuckers that bend and go tshhhh, tshhhh, when you step on the brakes.
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards.
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy Seal Diver.
I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.
So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more.
4 year Kongregater. June 12, 2010. Originally, Pyrokid999.
Achievement Whore & Former Internet Troll.
Gamer. Adventurist. Highschool Student. Soccer Player.
You can find me in the forums from time to time.
When I’m playing a game, I’m always in the Your Pants chat room.
1. Achieve Level 65.
2. Earn 2000 badges.
3. Buy K+.
4. Rate 5000 games. (750@ Hard quiz).
5. Acquire 10,000 friends! :)
6. Acquire 10,000 Forum Posts.