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R.I.P. Mommy

I don’t even give a fuqqq

This cosmic dance of bursting decadance and withheld permission twists all our arms collectively but, if sweetness can win, and it can, then i’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

And now, time for some quotes.

KoalaBars: Also, we can discuss sexism, the mods are away and Koalas will play

timmilemons: RACHEL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD

McIntosh: \w mcintoshfail I’m after rachel in the most sexual of ways

Sarah345: DREW –
Sarah345: MAKE ME A SAMMICH
DrewEntreri: Three Whore Five…I don’t know how long ago you requested that I make your sammich, but I’m back on now…What kind would you like?

KoalaBars: IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE HAD LIT VAGINA TO MY FIRE RACHEL

KoalaBars: Erin is like
KoalaBars: The happiest panda in africa

AbsoluteYin: Did you sit on my jizz D<

Realisation: Mix egg and flour and milk together
Realisation: And then fry that shit
Realisation: And then get naked and start rubbing cocaine on your nipples

Lucky_Miles: cuz I’m fresh out of the pussy like a baby

ApprenticeChief: Slushes > smoothies

HappyAlcoholic: Did someone say “sheep”?

alasthopeforduck: MARDI GRAS
alasthopeforduck: _{tosses beads at Rachel}
HappyAlcoholic: Rachel used FLASH!
Jorma: ACCURACY FELL
Badgy_McBadger: It’s Super Effective! Joe’s penis rises!