AZN_Shooter's profile

Let’s get one thing clear before you go to judge me. I’m not racist. I chose this name because I am AZN (short for Achilles Zain Nicoffski) and like guns. I’m a great guy so long as you: don’t spam; don’t piss me off; or be a d-bag;. So…I can be your friend or not. w/e. Cool, bro. Btw, i quote things for no reason. I am also the Horseman Of Pestilence.

RP Characters:
Name: AZN
Sex:Male
Race: Human
Height: 6’4’’
Weight: 143 lbs
Skills/Powers: Can use wide range of weapons, have increased speed and strength (thanks to idontcare32145), have wings (thanks to AGatorsAid), Prototype Virus-gives me the same powers as Mercer and Heller from the [Protoype] games.
Weapons: 2 Trench Knives, Vain (My chainsaw/katana hybrid weapon), Synth (ranged weapon that can change forms), Tremor (melee equivalent of Synth)

End Credit Song of Sanity Not Included Season 2:
“It’s time to drop the hammer, because we’re your cool new friends.
We know you’ve been petting the recycling bin.
We’re gunna go adventure.
You can make an objection as long as you drink milk will help you reach perfection.
The power of religion is not what you need.
You just gotta be motherf***n MLG.
Whether you’re a skeleton or a guy in a suit.
I can guarantee we got something for you!
Yeah!
Oh!
Now you’re hyperventilating before this song is through.
Plus while we were singing, there is nothing we can do.
But this isn’t the doctor, so turn your head and cough.
And blast some opera while you suck each other off.
shrill yell
You sound like did you even know?
This one way to stop it. So come with me. It’s time to lose your motherf***ing sanity!”

Ultrasound by Johnny Massacre
“(So the teacher wants to teach you the f@#king alphabet, well I got a little alphabet of my own motherf@#ker, and it goes a little something like this)
B is for brain
‘Cause I got brain damage.
I’m deranged, insane.
Got cerebrum like a cabbage.
H is for honesty.
I’m not going to hide it.
The doc gave me some Prozac.
‘Cause my life’s undecided.
R is for relationships
And mine are non-existent.
‘Cause my friends and my women
I like to keep them distant.
S is for solitude.
I live in isolation
Building beats, cooking treats
Making waves like radiation.
My sound travels through walls
Beats drop like waterfalls
Stand tall, never fall
Razorblades and shopping malls
Suicide, DJs die
Cut like vinyl, Super Fly
Time to die, close my eyes
All I want is for my sound
To multiply
(They’re only gonna multiply)
To multiply
My sound
To multiply
(They’re only gonna multiply)

(I hope you learned your times tables, beeyatch!)

D is for death
Because death is certain
Even free houses sometimes
Have to close the curtain
G is for glory
’Cause my fate will be gory
If I do a Kurt Cobain
To leave behind my story
N is for Notorious
From England to Mauritius
Biggie Smalls, number one
It’s a shame he’s now fictitious
Z [zed] is for zoo
It’s where I belong
’Cause my life is like a prison
With the music industry lookin’ on

My sound travels through walls
Beats drop like waterfalls
Stand tall, never fall
Razorblades and shopping malls
Suicide, DJs die
Cut like vinyl, Super Fly
Time to die, close my eyes
All I want is for my sound
To multiply
(They’re only gonna multiply)
To multiply
My sound
To multiply
(They’re only gonna multiply)

(They’re getting bigger!)
(They’re getting bigger!)
(They’re getting bigger!)
(They’re… they’re getting big!)
(They’re growing!)

My sound travels through walls
Beats drop like waterfalls
Stand tall, never fall
Razorblades and shopping malls
Suicide, DJs die
Cut like vinyl, Super Fly
Time to die, close my eyes
All I want is for my sound
To multiply
(They’re only gonna multiply)

(I know my ABC’s b*tch!)

“I’m not clear how it is that I ended up here. Deja Vu. I’m not so far, but no so near. I am my own worst enemy.” From the song Fadeaway by Celldweller

Favorite Words:
Knifle
Redrum