The following pieces of text are not exactly ABOUT me, but I did find them very amusing. THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. THE BEST BUMPER STICKERS ‘’Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.’’ ‘’As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.’’ ‘’Laugh alone and the whole world thinks you’re an idiot.’’ ‘’I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.’’ ‘’The gene pool could use a little chlorine’’ ’’Don’t blame me, I’m the thing from Uranus’’ ‘’I took an IQ test and the results were negative’’ ‘’Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?’’ ‘’Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal.’’ ‘’Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.’’ ‘’He who laughs thinks the slowest’’ ‘’i souport publik edekasion’’ ‘’We are Microsoft. Resisitance is futile. You will be assimilated.’’ ‘’Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.’’ WELL, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT… 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers, eat lots of sausages and fats CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like Activity FeedAella_Mae has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |