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~“Trolling eggy is like pissing in a sea of piss”

Member Since: Jan. 23, 2008
Last Login: Aug. 30, 2011
Current Points: 3065
Comments: 74
Forum posts: 2
Location: UK
Website: kongregate.com

Age: 17
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Easy Rider Badge (easy - 5 points)

Unlock 5 riders in CycloManiacs 2

Acquired Aug. 30, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Just Say Yes Badge (easy - 5 points)

Sell 150 opium chests in High Tea

Acquired Jun. 05, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

First Explosive Contact Badge (easy - 5 points)

Deal 100 total damage during a single round in ShellShock Live

Acquired Apr. 13, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

OMG Lasers Pew Pew Badge (easy - 5 points)

Survive the deadly lasers on level 3 in Survival Lab

Acquired Jan. 26, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Coin Flip Badge (easy - 5 points)

Collect a coin in Topsy Turvy

Acquired Jan. 24, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Jurassic Juggle Badge (easy - 5 points)

Make 2 named meteors at once in Effing Meteors

Acquired Jan. 20, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Effing Extinction Badge (medium - 15 points)

Wipe out the dinosaurs in Effing Meteors

Acquired Jan. 20, 2011

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Achievement Addict Badge (medium - 15 points)

Unlock 200 Achievements in Achievement Unlocked 2

Acquired Jan. 20, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Button Masher Badge (easy - 5 points)

Press the first 3 buttons in Achievement Unlocked 2

Acquired Jan. 20, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Ultimate Winner Badge (medium - 15 points)

Defeat Esquire Padrino in Back to the Cubeture (1)

Acquired Jan. 12, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Gammy Underwear Badge (easy - 5 points)

Find the sheriff in Back to the Cubeture (1)

Acquired Jan. 12, 2011

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Safety Dance Badge (medium - 15 points)

Successfully find 20 gaps in one game in Man in Gap

Acquired Jan. 12, 2011

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Binary Morality Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete a level through both violent and pacifist means in I Am An Insane Rogue AI

Acquired Jan. 09, 2011

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16th Birthday Badge (easy - 5 points)

Destroy 10 objects during a single race in Drift Runners

Acquired Jan. 02, 2011

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Dropping Loads Badge (easy - 5 points)

Load your cart up with 3 groupies, then crash to the ground in Shopping Cart Hero

Acquired Jan. 01, 2011

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Going the Distance Badge (medium - 15 points)

Travel a distance of 600 in Shopping Cart Hero

Acquired Jan. 01, 2011

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No One Can Hear You Achieve Badge (medium - 15 points)

Unlock 25 awards in Gravitee Wars

Acquired Jan. 01, 2011

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Where's the Kaboom? Badge (easy - 5 points)

Knock 10 enemies out of bounds in Gravitee Wars

Acquired Dec. 31, 2010

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Great Balloon Escape Badge (medium - 15 points)

Escape the perils of the ground with your balloon in Balloon in a Wasteland

Acquired Dec. 31, 2010

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Balloon Private Badge (easy - 5 points)

Slay 100 foes in Balloon in a Wasteland

Acquired Dec. 31, 2010

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Fabricated Finances Badge (easy - 5 points)

Save up $500 in Notebook Wars

Acquired Dec. 30, 2010

Afro_man's favorite games

: Final Ninja

: Run Elephant Run

: Scriball

: Snotput

: Dog Eat Dog

Afro_man's game contributions

: Level: Afro man in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST; Smoke weed errr'day.

: Level: Swastika in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST; Hitler style-ee

: Level: loldog in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST; fdgsd

: Level: va jay jay in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST; derp

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Afro_man's awards

: Phyrexians Medal

: Graduation Medal

: Batman Battle Within

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Afro_man's mobile badges

Badge earned Badge Of The Day: Flip 'n' Grind

Badge earned Badge Of The Day: Assassin's Arsenal

Afro_man's friends

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: Xestrix

: JKuang

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: PyrettaBlaze

: todbot1

: SniperJunky

: Jetplanes

Afro_man's fans

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: sirasa4

: Yoshiking245

: miguel7908

: rees7310

: kidkash9

: dtysseandrew23

: ryanror

Afro_man's shouts

MrErratic

Jan 10, 2011 3:04pm

Do you have an afro
Afros are bouncy
So are boobs
DISCUSS

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MrErratic Jan 10, 2011 3:07pm

Maybe if you grow an afro your afro will grow boobs
If you use the right fertilizier, that is

Afro_man Jan 10, 2011 3:42pm

AfroBoobs™

Kongregate Announcement

Dec 28, 2010 4:03pm

Your avatar has been changed because the administration determined it was inappropriate for this website. You are welcome to change it from the default avatar but please make sure that you do not upload an image that is overly sexual or hateful towards an individual or group. If we have to change your avatar again further action will be taken on yo…

graveyard890

Nov 25, 2010 2:17pm

why dont u get on anymore?

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Afro_man Nov 26, 2010 6:17am

Too much work slowly strengthening my hatred for everything. >_<

jibish

Sep 4, 2010 4:33pm

Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my …

Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don’t go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won’t be hasty, I’ll give you a try
If you really bug me then I’ll say goodbye.

Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.

So here’s a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady,
and as for me..ah you’ll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you
gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.

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Snowpandies

Sep 4, 2010 12:34pm

You are teacher will laugh at you are mute.

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