Alazar's profile

About me

Playing games until I'm able to get off my lazy butt and make my own. If you say something to me and I don't respond, it's probably because I'm usually too busy with a game to bother even looking at the chat window. I'll hopefully say hi eventually. =)

Age: 20
Sex: Male
Location: Florida

Member Since: Apr. 24, 2008
Last Login: Aug. 21, 2008
Current Points: 5465
Comments: 131

Latest Achievements

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: Tactless Assassin Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete each mission in Scope: First Blood; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

: Surviving the Odds Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 100 kills in survival mode in Achilles; Acquired Aug. 19, 2008

: Trojan Hero Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete "normal" mode in Achilles; Acquired Aug. 19, 2008

: Bloody Path to Victory Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 20 enemies to complete the first stage in Achilles; Acquired Aug. 19, 2008

: Avian Savior Badge (hard - 30 points); Rescue the distressed bird on the "normal" difficulty setting in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Angel of Destruction Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 10,000 points in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Power Nectar Badge (easy - 5 points); Absorb 10 enemy powers in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Being the Very Best Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the entirety of campaign mode in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Princess Seeker Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the creatures lurking within 7 castles in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Feral Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat an opponent at level 0 in "single battle" mode in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Quick as a Hawk Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat an enemy force in 4 turns or fewer in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Frisky Feline Badge (hard - 30 points); Score 40,000 points in Jumpcat; Acquired Aug. 14, 2008

: Leisurely Stroll Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 10,000 points in Jumpcat; Acquired Aug. 14, 2008

: Parachutes Are Overrated Badge (medium - 15 points); Rescue 150 heroes in Parachute Retrospect; Acquired Aug. 13, 2008

: Stickicidal Maniac Badge (easy - 5 points); Be a complete jerk in Parachute Retrospect; Acquired Aug. 13, 2008

: Circular Savant Badge (hard - 30 points); Score 2,000 points in "Cirvival" mode in Cirplosion; Acquired Aug. 13, 2008

: Dot Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Obliterate 10 dots with a single explosion in Cirplosion; Acquired Aug. 13, 2008

: Smooth Operator Badge (medium - 15 points); Turn down the heat and turn up the style by scoring 20,000 points on the "easy" setting in intrusion; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

: Carbine Ninja Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the fifth level on the medium difficulty setting in intrusion; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

: Snowball Warrior Badge (easy - 5 points); Score at least 5,000 points on the normal difficulty setting in intrusion; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

: Business Executive Badge (medium - 15 points); Eat 50 dogs during a single game in Dog Eat Dog; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

Alazar's favorite games

: Amorphous+

: intrusion

Alazar's cards

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: Ring of Curses

: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Tafari, the Trapper

: Tiger's Claw

: Caltrops

: Amaya, the Exiled Student

: Yellow Rock of Cowards

: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

Alazar's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Alazar's friends

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: Ashelia

: KeyboardFox

: Anobesepanda

: Skeleetor

: Keisuienti

: hihot

: reciver

Alazar's fans

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: Ashelia

: millahnna

: moman822

: benbum7

: Skeleetor

: dudewithoutabike

: 7Shadowknight7

Shouts & Whispers

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Person	Content
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Kennay	Jul. 28, 2008 I don’t care if everbody came here to say “thanks for the gif”, I WANNA BE DIFFERENT, so, thanks for the list of odd/retarted things on Pandemic! :D
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armante	Jul. 26, 2008 thanks for the comment i appreciate it i have updated the game somewhat and i hope it is a tad more fun and harder but there are still quite a bit of updates to come thanks again
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Alazar	Jul. 25, 2008 Hehe, thanks guys… I only made the part with the lazer, after the thing where it zooms in on his eye. The first half was originally posted on 4chan’s /v/, I think, though I mistakenly attributed it to Plastique.

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Alazar's comments

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Game	Comments
Retro Assault	Aug. 21, 2008 Pretty fun little game, kinda reminds me of Geometry Wars. It needs some tweaking though... at about wave 8 or so the screen gets so full of enemies that the whole game slows down, making it a lot easier to dodge and survive to the next level. And then the next level it will get even more full of enemies and go even slower, until finally around wave 10 you get around 3fps even with all the settings at their lowest. Good for racking up unbelievably high scores like I did, but not too fun after a few minutes of slogging through it. Also, I think "Spread Fire" is generally supposed to give you extra bullets per shot that fan out in front of you, not just be a thing that makes your shots less accurate and therefore have a slightly wider hit area. Might want to change that.
Ray Pt. 1	Aug. 21, 2008 "Hey! Why you no pay rent?!" smash "Aeehhh!" Hehehe, I still love that scene.
Ray Pt. 1	Aug. 21, 2008 Hmm, rather old - still fun though, and not necessarily stolen... I'll send him an email and see if it's you or not. Not accusing you of anything, just want to be sure this isn't another stolen game.

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