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Before I even get to who I am, let me plug the best game on Kong - - it will answer your every question! http://www.kongregate.com/games/AngryCyc/new-user-tutorial ___________________________________________ I am a corporate securities attorney, and used to practice in Silicon Valley. I owe my (semi-) retirement to the "irrational exuberance" of the dot-com era stock market. I currently reside in Miami Beach with the Alcibiawife, the Alcibiadaughter, and Alcibiabeagles. ; I am surprised to find that I enjoy many flash-based games as much or more than the average XBox360 title. That being said, my favorite Xbox 360 games include Portal, BioShock, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Mass Effect, Guitar Hero III, Rock Band, and Call of Duty IV (which I am painfully bad at in multiplayer). ; I also enjoy old-fashioned paper-map-and-hex-grid strategy and war games, especially when they deal with "what if?" historical scenarios. ; I'm an avid reader of history (esp. military history), historical fiction, science fiction, and horror. Politics alternately fascinates and repels me. Same with sushi. ; Speaking of which, I'm also into cooking (mostly Asian food). And photography. ; I spend most of my time in The Bleachers--sometimes in a state of torpor, so I can read the chat logs later. I'm very fond of the usual crowd there, esp. longtime friends like Amaryn, Cedric the Dragon, Dacarnix, Havoka, HellBoy, Kdelok, Malkes, MistressVamp, MrVoila, Ooooog, Rude Badger, SenatorBob, Tarrx, Zelse. One of my first friends here, DrMarmalade, has a screenname that reminds me of the great "Family Guy" scene where Stewie is dreaming and murmers, "That's right, Mr. Giraffe. Get *all* the marmalade." ; Amaryn, Dac, and I were in the 'Nam together. And Tarrx is my sidekick and undisputed champion of good luck (likely due to how tight he is with Sephiroth).

Age: 33
Sex: Male
Location: Miami (formerly Silicon Valley)

Member Since: Feb. 14, 2008
Last Login: Sep. 06, 2008
Current Points: 4220
Comments: 6

Latest Achievements

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: War for Oil Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the bonus map in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Boot Camp Graduate Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete boot camp in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Field Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemies, produce a unit, and capture a resource structure in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 04, 2008

: Burning Spider Badge (medium - 15 points); Eat 10 fireflies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: Professional Cleaner Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete missions 2 through 9 in Tactical Assassin 2; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: Blue Runner Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 points in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 02, 2008

: Tactless Assassin Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete each mission in Scope: First Blood; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Fly Trap Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 25 flies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Linksys Admin Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 40 levels and complete a random level of size 4 in 3 minutes or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: The End Ender Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat "The End" during level 15 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 26, 2008

: Making Connections Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 20 levels and complete a random level of size 3 in 1 minute or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 25, 2008

: First Contact Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 25, 2008

: When Hobbits Attack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete battle 3 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 21, 2008

: Master of Bows Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade each type of arrow in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 21, 2008

: Epic Drill Sergeant Badge (medium - 15 points); An army is only as strong as the training of its troops! Fully upgrade every unit type in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 21, 2008

: Bloody Path to Victory Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 20 enemies to complete the first stage in Achilles; Acquired Aug. 19, 2008

: Being the Very Best Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the entirety of campaign mode in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 17, 2008

: Angel of Destruction Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 10,000 points in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 16, 2008

: Power Nectar Badge (easy - 5 points); Absorb 10 enemy powers in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 16, 2008

: Princess Seeker Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the creatures lurking within 7 castles in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Quick as a Hawk Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat an enemy force in 4 turns or fewer in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

Alcibiades' favorite games

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: Turkey Fling

: StormWinds 1.5

: WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider

: Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

: Areas

: Papa's Pizzeria

Alcibiades' cards

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: Girdle of Iron Will

: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Origami Crane

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Ring of Curses

: Tiger's Claw

: Caltrops

Alcibiades' tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Alcibiades' friends

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: OHFACK

: elldaman311

: Jpsbc083

: physcomonkey

: Alessio11

: KateSawyer2

: commandokill

Alcibiades' fans

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: marshallpol

: EmeraldElement

: PinkE

: ssnabberz

: Dooooodle323

: Doom_Shocker

: OHFACK

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He11	Sep. 04, 2008 Finally! It took me 5 try’s to send that message!
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He11	Sep. 04, 2008 Here is someone you should take a look at. http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/fuuckallnigggers take one u and one g out and then you can look at his profile.
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mcrfan889	Sep. 02, 2008 HOlA alcIIII!!!! im on ur pagez!!!! add me to ur frend list in ur “about me” thingy!

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Alcibiades' comments

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Game	Comments
New User Tutorial	Jul. 31, 2008 This game should be required. Maybe if we give it a 30-point badge, everyone will play it--and learn! AngryCyc deserves a public service award. :-) 5/5
PhotoHunt Mania	May. 23, 2008 Very difficult, but a lot of fun! Great job.
A Walk in the Park	May. 03, 2008 I like this game. It's odd and it's endearing. Fun stuff, actually. I'd like to see badges--or a sequel!