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3 Guys are in a cafe.

The first guy says “I have the smallest arm in the world.”

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER

Member Since: Dec. 11, 2010
Last Login: Jan. 04, 2011
Current Points: 168
Comments: 6
Forum posts: 0

Age: 28
Sex: Male

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Pop 3,000 bloons across your career in Bloons Tower Defense 4

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Collect a crate of supplies in Mud and Blood 2

Acquired Jan. 01, 2011

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Survive an early encounter with a potential paradox in level 6 in Chronotron

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Use 15 different weapons in StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns

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Defeat 100 enemies in StormWinds: The Lost Campaigns

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Kill 10 enemies in Hostage Crisis

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Get 10 total killer shots and 3 power smashes in a single trial in Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

Acquired Dec. 21, 2010

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Hit 10 bees across all trials in Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

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Establish your base defense in Desert Moon

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Complete your adventure in endeavor

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Obtain 15 endurance fruit in endeavor

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Touch 150 flowers in endeavor

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Reach the temple for the first time in endeavor

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Loot 10 castles in Sieger

Acquired Dec. 14, 2010

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Defeat 20 minions in Dungeon Developer

Acquired Dec. 14, 2010

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Obtain rank 3 in Papa's Burgeria

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Dodge 100 stars, then submit your score in Kongregate Chat

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Votwman4891

Dec 26, 2010 10:29pm

Hey! :D

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Aleksei1994 Jan 1, 2011 12:24pm

O hai!!! i could reply, soz, i wur en NH! :D

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