AlexvdL's profile

Since Dec. 20, 2011

About me

Varyx: alex please stop
Varyx: it’s kinda adorable but also really creepy

Shoretteb: to be fair. I do follow alex around and insult him. fact.

SirenSong: om nom vagina

OFFICIAL MEMBER OF RTCW’S FAKE RELIGION! ALL PRAISE THE GOD!

AlexvdL: It’s like a potpourri of trolls!

Metaltomato: ANUS!

Metaltomato: snicker

Rtcw: Kthxbai

Rtcw: I’m going to sleep with a girl.

Rtcw: In few mins.

Metaltomato: lies

Rtcw: Turth.

Metaltomato: unless youre sleeping in your paretns bed again

Metaltomato: parents*

Rtcw: No.

Metaltomato: yes

Rtcw: No.

Metaltomato: etc

Metaltomato: ok, I need to go outside, bibi

skkl12: neuken

AlexvdL: This may be the most retarded discussion I’ve ever seen in this forum. I’m posting it on my profile

Member Since: Mar. 10, 2008
Last Login: May. 24, 2012
Current Points: 14128
Comments: 1
Forum posts: 1
Location: Wherever the gov'ment tells me to live

Age: 27
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Getting Lit Badge (easy - 5 points)

Unlock your first bonus level by scoring 5 Aces in Pyro

Acquired May. 14, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Hedgie Glider Badge (medium - 15 points)

Reach space in 10 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch

Acquired May. 07, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Pygmy Pioneer Badge (easy - 5 points)

Enter space in 50 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch

Acquired May. 07, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Speed Skating Badge (medium - 15 points)

Get an "A" rank on any level in The Ice Temple

Acquired Apr. 15, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Warming Up Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete any 3 levels in The Ice Temple

Acquired Apr. 15, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Dollhousing Market Collapse Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete chapter 5 in Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade

Acquired Apr. 15, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Concierge Cognoscente Badge (medium - 15 points)

Earn 10 half-stars in Innkeeper

Acquired Apr. 14, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Bed and Building Badge (medium - 15 points)

Build 3 fully-upgraded amenities in Innkeeper

Acquired Apr. 14, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Innovator Badge (easy - 5 points)

Purchase 1 Upgrade in Innkeeper

Acquired Apr. 14, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Blinded Me with Science Badge (easy - 5 points)

Purchase 3 upgrades in Kill the Heroes

Acquired Apr. 11, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Purveyor of Proteins Badge (easy - 5 points)

Build a neuron that is at least 5,000 micrometers in length in Axon

Acquired Apr. 11, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Something Big Badge (medium - 15 points)

Encounter and kill a zombie boss in Decision

Acquired Apr. 11, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Zombeginning Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 100 zombies during successful missions in Decision

Acquired Apr. 10, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Demon Demolisher Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 5 enemies in Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade

Acquired Apr. 07, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

"Who Wants to Retire?" Badge (medium - 15 points)

Earn $1,000,000 during a single classic game OR correctly answer 100 different questions in Do You Know Flash Games?

Acquired Apr. 05, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Consolation Prize Badge (easy - 5 points)

Earn any 10 in-game achievements in Do You Know Flash Games?

Acquired Apr. 05, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Hatching a Plan Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete the tutorial, then ignore its advice by crushing 10 eggs in a single game in Bloody Fun Day

Acquired Apr. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Reap What You Sow Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete 5 level mode in Bloody Fun Day

Acquired Apr. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Autoimmunity Badge (medium - 15 points)

Score 5,000 points in any mode in Cell Warfare

Acquired Mar. 20, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Matryoshka Badge (easy - 5 points)

Earn achievements to earn 5 badges in Cell Warfare

Acquired Mar. 20, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Empire State Predator Badge (medium - 15 points)

Score at least 3.5 million points in a single run in New York Shark

Acquired Mar. 17, 2012

AlexvdL's Favorite Games

: Zilch

: Kongregate Chat

: ClueSweeper

: Amorphous+

: Trap Master

: Dolphin Olympics 2

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: Challenge Mystery Box

: Grenaders Bag Premium

: Fulfilling Myst

: Ion Strykers

: Iron Breastplate of the Eye

: Respawn Defence Premium

: Kongreslime

: Bio Drone

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: Quahog Ticket

: Elemental

: Big Fish Fairway Solitaire

: Mardi Gras 2012

: Best of 2011 Quest

: Your First Medal

Friends AlexvdL follows

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: BitUhLemons

: Retardedmoose

: DancerCantDance

: Lamantin

: Alcari

: necrobestiality

: GeluPatchouli

AlexvdL's followers

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: kanooki

: slimshady102001

: elijah01

: peapob

: marvelkid32

: PeterArrieta

: KeplerS1

AlexvdL's shouts

necrobestiality

Feb 18, 2012 8:18pm

what is this i don’t even

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AlexvdL Feb 18, 2012 8:23pm

When a Mommy badge and a Daddy badge hug in a special way…

necrobestiality Feb 18, 2012 8:24pm

But no srsly.
Wat.

AlexvdL Feb 22, 2012 12:49am

Where did you go?!

PugusDoggers

Dec 31, 2011 3:40am

Oh hai. There’s just a little more than an hour left for the year where I live so I’m just going to make this mass message. It’s not that I don’t love you or don’t think you’re special. I’m just feeling lazy right now.

I would like to wish you a safe and happy 2012. I hope you have a great year even though …

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Ducklette

Feb 23, 2011 1:20pm

Hey there, you wanted the capitalization changed on your name?

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HappyAlcoholic Feb 24, 2011 5:48pm

Hah. That looks way better :D

BeaveCoon Nov 29, 2011 12:58pm

Ya does

7u8i9o Dec 15, 2011 9:29pm

Drumroll please (Drumroll)………..MUCH BETTER

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Oct 2, 2011 4:39pm

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HappyAlcoholic

Feb 20, 2011 9:52pm

FirstShoutWin

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