Alkalannar's Comments

Game Comments
Play Hook Hook Oct. 20, 2014
I was enjoying it. And then it started with timing puzzles. Cue ragequit.
Play Idle Tree Idle Tree Jul. 24, 2014
Ok...warrior level 14, with the angel kicking and the succubus doing hip thrusts....just looks wrong. Especially because that doesn't look like a leg coming up....
Play Notorious Inc Notorious Inc Jun. 23, 2014
This is not loading under fully updated Windows 7, Google Chrome, and the latest Flash Player (14.something)
Play Decision:Medieval Decision:Medieval May. 22, 2014
It would be nice if we could have mines produce money instead of materials. Perhaps a toggle.
Play Astrox Astrox Mar. 26, 2014
I am reminded of Homeworld and mining the asteroids and nebulae.
Play Diggy Diggy Feb. 01, 2014
Did anyone else notice that the minion is 50 meters tall?
Play Bitzy Blitz Bitzy Blitz Jan. 23, 2014
Advice: choose only two weapons to upgrade. Bazooka for area/explosive damage, and either assault rifle or sniper rifle for aimed damage. Shift just between those weapons using the shift key. Don't upgrade the third weapon until the first two are fully upgraded. I like the following talents: More Rubies > Regen > Hearts > Medpack/Faster Horse. After all upgrades, reset talents and ditch More Rubies. I am not sure if regen tops out at a maximum rate, though.
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Dec. 03, 2013
Also needs an argument ad baculum statement (You'd better agree with me, or I'll hit you with a big stick!) to go along with the argument ad hominem one (face looks like the backside of a babboon).
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Dec. 03, 2013
Master Debater. I am torn between "Really?" and "Of course, it's the only possible name for the badge." Love the game. Really love the music.
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Sep. 11, 2013
I am glad that they gave badges, since it gives me a valid excuse to play it again. Not just my own pleasure and enjoyment, but BADGES! So my Utility is greater, and it is a Moral Imperative that I pursue it. And Kong has lived up to their part of the Social Contract by giving badges. Thanks for the game, for the badges, and for getting to hear good music and NONSENSE!!! shouted repeatedly.
Play Pandemic 2 Pandemic 2 Aug. 14, 2013
Over five years after earning the first three badges, I FINALLY ASSASSINATED PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR!
Play The Peacekeeper The Peacekeeper Jul. 17, 2013
Magazine upgrade would be more useful if it always took the same amount of time to reload than reloading the same number of shots/second.
Play The Peacekeeper The Peacekeeper Jul. 12, 2013
We definitely should have badges here. Maybe one that reads 'Smells like....PEACE!'?
Play Disaster Will Strike 2 Disaster Will Strike 2 May. 27, 2013
You don't have to get every level to get the badge, just level 40.
Play Obliterate Everything 2 Obliterate Everything 2 Feb. 28, 2013
Either space or p for pause (or both)! And, please, start us out paused!
Play Renegade Racing Renegade Racing Feb. 18, 2013
Why am I not able to buy all the upgrades I can afford between levels?
Play Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller) Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller) Dec. 17, 2012
Am I the only one that thought those weren't tails wagging between the werewolfs' legs?
Play Manufactoria Manufactoria Dec. 01, 2012
@Moloxia: The first few levels /are/ the tutorial.
Play Takeover Takeover Nov. 06, 2012
Note to troops: If I tell you to go north to relieve my mage tower under siege, it does not mean go west to attack an enemy city. Thanks to your inability to follow orders, I lost the tower because you would not reinforce (and then would not disengage from the battle I told you to disengage from), and you died. Also, not being able to pause and issue commands is a serious bit of unhappiness. And Call to the Grave? No. Just...no. Take half my troops to mutually annihilate my other half, and then have your full armies sweep across? No. Not even badges overcome the frustration and futility. So 1: make units follow orders. 2: allow a pause to set things up and issue orders. 3: Tone down Call to the Grave. Green's is fairly underpowered. I can weather both red and blue. Black....no.
Play Death vs Monstars 2 Death vs Monstars 2 Oct. 22, 2012
I would love it except for one thing: I have to start from the very beginning each time I play. Exceedingly frustrating. Is there a way to save your progress? Could there be? Please?