Alpha_Nightshade

I'm probably the randomest, insanest person on the face of the earth. Anime and Hulu are my life. I love wolves. I LOVE RPGs!!!

"I'm not crazy! My reality is just... different from yours." -Me, Alpha Nightshade

~(O.O)~

Everyone please just call me Night, ok.

YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M MAD...you have been warned

I DON'T LIKE STALKERS.



I can be...touchy...at times....



Shimoko: could be eels lol
Linda145: Getting electrocuted isn't necessarily lethal anyways.
Linda145: This isn't really a riddle, much less so a well thought out question in general.
Linda145: I hope you didn't make that up yourself.
Alpha_Nightshade: Why is that?
Linda145: Because it's terrible. Literally just said that.
Shimoko: well i thought it helped the conversation be more fun
Alpha_Nightshade: Sorry I went to another game so I didn't see the comment.
Linda145: I'll give you a riddle. Starts with an E, ends with an E, yet only contains one letter. What is it?
Starsunder: *sigh*
Starsunder: En----pe
Shinoda119: your mom
Linda145: I know, I know. Probably old as dirt. Still, it's an actual riddle.
Linda145: Also, wrong, Shin.
xifer360: E
Linda145: It's not the letter E.
Shimoko: envelope
xifer360: ah
xifer360: I get it now
Shimoko: hurrrrr
rubocop2001: sorry i had to go my brother kicked me off the computer (reply)
Alpha_Nightshade: I've another riddle (or as Linda calls it a well thought out question): Once again you are in a dark, cold house. You have only one match. There's a candle, a heater, and a furnace. What do you light first.
To rubocop2001: It's fine
Kong Bot: rubocop2001 cannot be reached. Please try again later.
Shimoko: i've heard this one
Alpha_Nightshade: Then what us the answer.
Linda145: What I meant is the first one wasn't really a riddle NOR a well thought out question.
archaeous: the house using my laser vision
Alpha_Nightshade: is*
Shimoko: i want others to have fun answering~
Alpha_Nightshade: Ok then.
Linda145: Oh, I know this one.
Alpha_Nightshade: Yes?
Linda145: The match.
Alpha_Nightshade: Yep.
Alpha_Nightshade: This is an actual riddle: Who makes it, has no need of it.Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
Linda145: I literally just read this a week or so ago.
Alpha_Nightshade: lol
Linda145: I'll PM you the answer so others can think about it.
Alpha_Nightshade: Ok.
Linda145: A coffin. (reply)
To Linda145: Correct
Alpha_Nightshade: Anyone wanna guess?
the92russian: luck
Alpha_Nightshade: lol no
Shimoko: idk music?
archaeous: i think I know this one and it is pretty wrong if its the one I am thinking of
ogzogz1: coffin or will or something like that
Alpha_Nightshade: Correct
Alpha_Nightshade: coffin
archaeous: yeah that one is pretty wrong imo
Alpha_Nightshade: Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
archaeous: people pay for their own coffins a lot
Shimoko: incorrectly
wakman252: incorrectly!
Alpha_Nightshade: lol
Shimoko: i agree
wakman252: haha
wakman252: not the coffin thing :/
wakman252: coffins arent funny
Shimoko: and you can build your own coffin
wakman252: ...maybe a little
archaeous: what if your coffin is shaped like a clown
Linda145: I thought of one and then I realized it only works in finnish. Damn it.
Shimoko: cool what is it anyways
wakman252: u live in finland?
Linda145: Yup.
wakman252: cool
Alpha_Nightshade: Cool.
Starsunder: Why is eight afraid of seven?
Alpha_Nightshade: How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
wakman252: 2?
Linda145: Heard Starsunder's one. Can't remember the answer though.
Alpha_Nightshade: None, Moses wasn't on the ark Noah was
wakman252: ...
wakman252: i feel dumb
Starsunder: six seven eight (in Yoda's form of speaking)
Shimoko: what's the finnish one
wakman252: night did you put your anime list in your description?
wakman252: thats fricken awesome lol
Alpha_Nightshade: Thanks.
Alpha_Nightshade: Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
Linda145: It's like.. which chemical element is broken? And the answer is sulphur because the finnish equivalent of sulphur is also the finnish equivalent of the word "broken".
wakman252: no idea
Starsunder: cool
wakman252: thats kinda bizarre lol
wakman252: and night that sounds kinda dirty
Alpha_Nightshade: An onion
wakman252: lol
Linda145: Finnish is a ****ed up language, I can tell you that.
wakman252: less dirty now
Shimoko: nah it's wordplay just like lots of other jokes~
wakman252: were you born there?
Linda145: Yes.
wakman252: or did u move?
wakman252: ohhhhh kay
Alpha_Nightshade: What can you catch but not throw?
Starsunder: cold?
wakman252: HIV?
Alpha_Nightshade: A cold.
Starsunder: etc
Linda145: It's the best shield you could ask for, yet it won't protect you from bullets nor knives. What is it?
Starsunder: um oh um idk
wakman252: no idea
Linda145: Alpha?
Alpha_Nightshade: Thinking.
Alpha_Nightshade: I givw
Alpha_Nightshade: give*
Linda145: Now that I think about it, I worded that a bit poorly.
Linda145: Anyway, the answer is your skin.
wakman252: ohhhhh
wakman252: LINDA!!!
Alpha_Nightshade: Damn it.
Linda145: What?
Shimoko: i was thinking immune system
wakman252: Metal gear Rising!!!
wakman252: THE SONG!!!
Linda145: Read my profile, did you?
wakman252: OMG!!!!
wakman252: so amazing lol
Alpha_Nightshade: What is at the end of a rainbow?
Linda145: Chill, lmao. It's not THAT amazing.
Linda145: Although, Red Sun is my favorite.
wakman252: i got a bit excited dorry
wakman252: dorry lol
Alpha_Nightshade: lol
Linda145: Anyhow, I've no clue, Alpha.
wakman252: well im gonna go watch netflix, i enjoyed the riddles, bye :)
Linda145: o/
Alpha_Nightshade: Bye
Alpha_Nightshade: The letter W
Linda145: Damn it.
Linda145: Too obvious.
Alpha_Nightshade: Lol.
wakman252: i feel a new level of stupid
wakman252: thanks for the good bye gift
Shimoko: that answer displeases me
Alpha_Nightshade: LOL
Alpha_Nightshade: What is always coming but never arrives?
wakman252: future?
Kosh67: Jesus.
Alpha_Nightshade: Wakman is close
wakman252: tomorrow?
Alpha_Nightshade: yes
wakman252: :D
Linda145: Wait, what?
Linda145: Oh.
wakman252: well i added you guys, im heading out
Shimoko: a gif of yaoi
wakman252: ...
wakman252: that was amazing lol
Alpha_Nightshade: ok then?...
Alpha_Nightshade: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Shimoko: ty
wakman252: same
Shimoko: i cried
Linda145: That's literally the oldest one in the book, Alpha.
Alpha_Nightshade: Oh well.
Linda145: Last time I heard that was in first grade.
Linda145: That's a long ****ing time ago.
wakman252: i was laughing so hard shim
Alpha_Nightshade: Hahahaha.
wakman252: u dont even know
Shimoko: i had to tell my bf why i was crying and he is disappointed
Alpha_Nightshade: Disappointed why?
Shimoko: because yaoi jokes
wakman252: lol
wakman252: bye :)
Shimoko: bye~
Alpha_Nightshade: How do yaoi joke make you cry?
Linda145: Two men in a desert. One is dead, his backpack is closed. The other alive, his pack open. What's in their packs?
Shimoko: i cried laughing
Alpha_Nightshade: Oh ok.
Alpha_Nightshade: Hmm...
Shimoko: i know that one
Alpha_Nightshade: I give
Linda145: Parachutes.
Alpha_Nightshade: Oooooooooooohhh
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Alpha_Nightshade: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man…
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Alpha_Nightshade: bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that…
Alpha_Nightshade: the man bought and what was able to fill the room?
Shimoko: noxious gas?
Alpha_Nightshade: No.
OngZ12: air?
Alpha_Nightshade: YOU CAN NOT BUY AIR.
Linda145: Heard this one way too long ago to remember.
Shimoko: scuba divers can -u-
OngZ12: nothing?
Shimoko: smoke bombs
Alpha_Nightshade: No and No.
Alpha_Nightshade: The wise son brought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
OngZ12: buy his fortune :)
Shimoko: ehhhhhhh
Shimoko: coulda bought a lamp to fill the room the same way
Shimoko: i guess fire reaches all the crevices
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Alpha_Nightshade: Two men went to a pet store to buy a puppy. The first man paid $10 and the clerk asked him if he would like a poodle, a labrador, or a golden retriever. The man chose a poodle. The other man gave the clerk $10. The clerk gave the man a golden…
Alpha_Nightshade: retriever. The clerk and man both said nothing. How did the clerk know what the man wanted?
Alpha_Nightshade: Nevermind I just realized you guys won't be able to guess one so I'll just tell you.
Alpha_Nightshade: The prices for the dogs were: Poodle $8, Labrador $9, Golden Retriever $10. The first man put down a $10 bill so he could chose what he wanted. The second man put down $10, one $5 bill and five $1 bills therefore the clerk knew what the man wanted.
OngZ12: ohh
Shimoko: oh, so we needed to know the prices before
Alpha_Nightshade: What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
Shimoko: breath
Alpha_Nightshade: yep
Starsunder: Survivor says people can stay underwater for a few minutes tho :|
Shimoko: maybe it's more that it's hard to hold it. or maybe ust because hes strong doesnt mean he's good at holding his breath
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Alpha_Nightshade: Hehehe I love this one:Two children, who were all tangled up in their reckoning of the days of the week, paused on their way to school to straighten matters out. "When the day after tomorrow is yesterday," said Priscilla, "then 'today' will be as…
Alpha_Nightshade: that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow!"On which day of the week did this puzzling prattle occur?
OngZ12: how many tabs u have ??:(
Alpha_Nightshade: What?
OngZ12: u were in another game now u here
Shimoko: but they didnt mention any day names...
Alpha_Nightshade: Reread it.
Buttchan: hentai hentai hentai hentai hentai hentai hentai
Alpha_Nightshade: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shimoko: your profile pic isnt even ahegao 0/10
Buttchan: HANTAIIIII
Alpha_Nightshade: The two children were so befogged over the calendar that they had started on their way to school on Sunday morning!
Shimoko: is that the answer?
Alpha_Nightshade: yes
Alpha_Nightshade: There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?
Shimoko: idk they didnt land yet?
Alpha_Nightshade: No.
Shimoko: someone picked them up already?
Starsunder: A tornado ripped them all up?
Alpha_Nightshade: No.
Starsunder: fits the bill though
Alpha_Nightshade: At first, there were 2 pears on the tree. After the wind blew, one pear fell on the ground. So there where no pears on the tree and there were no pears on the ground
Starsunder: :D
Starsunder: mmmmmm that's unsound English there Alpha
Shimoko: so basically its not plural?
Starsunder: No pears = 0
Alpha_Nightshade: ...
Starsunder: mm..
Alpha_Nightshade: Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
Starsunder: IVF?
Alpha_Nightshade: ...
Starsunder: true though
Shimoko: parasitic twin of the mother fell out
Alpha_Nightshade: no
Starsunder: I know, I know, triplets, but still
Alpha_Nightshade: Correct
Alpha_Nightshade: The two babies are two of a set of triplets.
Starsunder: IVF THOUGH
Starsunder: SCIENCE!
Alpha_Nightshade: no
Starsunder: but but SCIENCE
Alpha_Nightshade: no buts buts are for sitting
Shimoko: orly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shimoko: but we're all sitting anyways
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Alpha_Nightshade: The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could…
Alpha_Nightshade: see each other clearly."How can that be possible?
Starsunder: why not
Shimoko: prime meridian?
Starsunder: they lookin inwards
Starsunder: not outwards
Alpha_Nightshade: The marines were standing back against the sides of the ship so they were looking at each other. It does not matter where the ship is (of course it does not apply to the North and South Pole)
Alpha_Nightshade: So yes.
Starsunder: eoihdwouindwerfwef
Shimoko: so just they were looking inwards
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Alpha_Nightshade: Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be…
Starsunder: da
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Alpha_Nightshade: that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29.Where is the remaining…
Alpha_Nightshade: dollar?
Starsunder: your math is wrong
eldorito: i froze it and put it in my dickhole
Starsunder: the bellboy's $2 is part of the $27
eldorito: it's how I do
Starsunder: you're adding it twice
Shimoko: yeah
Alpha_Nightshade: This is a nice nonsense. Each guest paid $9 because they gave $30 and they were given back $3. The manager got $25 and the difference ($2) has the bellboy. So it is nonsense to add the $2 to the $27, since the bellboy kept the $2.
Alpha_Nightshade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alpha_Nightshade: *clears throat* You were saying?

"Viva La Vida"

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x5]

Hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world