Alphaetus_Prime's profile

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New and improved cleaned up profile! :-D Still have to get rid of a few timestamps though.
Alphaetus_Prime = Please hit a rump = I slept up a harem
I am a Scribbles regular. I’m like the only Jew outside of the Hebrew language chatroom as far as I know. I had a list of approved nicknames here until I realized that my username lends itself to a LOT of nicknames. Call me anything you want as long as I can tell that you’re referring to me and it isn’t insulting or derogatory.
I am a 忍者タメ二. Don’t try Google Translate, it returns the wrong thing. (Much later) I wish Google Translate was right because I forgot what it means and the person who told me left. >_> I am a brony now. :-D SniperofDoom: Alph is best pony. :-D
My overdue anoresong:
AnorexicShadow: Alphaetus, the beginning without end, the reign eternal of sweet innocence gone awry and huggable sweetness like sugar woven into clouds. Stronger than steel for the ages have come and gone but Alpha remains the beginning, the first, the totem of hope for us all!
EPIC WIN:
TLTTP: You fail so badly I’m not even going to bother muting.
Yay! my first quote!
rainbows_shadow: There was a smiley face in my watermelon
Alphaetus_Prime: nice!
Alphaetus_Prime: did you eat it?
BigDaddyN8: did u eat it?
BigDaddyN8: jinx
Alphaetus_Prime: jinx
BigDaddyN8: double jinx
Alphaetus_Prime: double jinx
BigDaddyN8: ahhh stop it
Alphaetus_Prime: triple jinx
BigDaddyN8: lol
Alphaetus_Prime: I WIN!
This one is very recent, but fits here well:
a_passing_maniac: godammit ninja’d
Dudeaga: NINJA’D
Alphaetus_Prime: Metaninja’d.
Dudeaga: HELL YEAH
a_passing_maniac: meta ninja’d.
Alphaetus_Prime: Metametaninja’d.
a_passing_maniac: meta meta ninja’d!?
Alphaetus_Prime: Metametametaninja’d!
a_passing_maniac: …not gonna say it. nope.
Second quote!
notthatJack: don’t believe those locker-room stories about what i say in whispers, vdo…
Alphaetus_Prime: Eh?
Alphaetus_Prime: What stories?
notthatJack: it isn’t true! i’m a happily-engaged jack!
Alphaetus_Prime: Care to share?
notthatJack: i’m just kidding around, alph. but by all means feel free to make up libellous stories about me. ;p
Alphaetus_Prime: One day, Jack asked me to make a libelous story.
Alphaetus_Prime: So here it is.
notthatJack: /sits back to listen/
MrLazyEyes: /also listens/
Alphaetus_Prime: Jack told me absolutely nothing. :-P
notthatJack: or, wait, is this gonna be a ‘told round the campfire’-type story? because then i’ll lean in…
Alphaetus_Prime: Totally going in my quotes.
notthatJack: aww. you got me all looking forward to it.
Gonna just stick this line in here randomly
Novaman: I wish the internet was single player _
Another one. Pretty disconcerting.
Pickledkitty: Jack is a ****ing whore who prances around chat acting like the queen bitch who knows everything.
Pickledkitty: So pretty much an older version of Steph.
Caretfail.
The_Red_Square: Does anybody want some white stuff on them?
notthatJack: ^^
notthatJack: ugh.
I display my ninja-skillz on someone other than Brumz for once. (For those who don’t know, every time both me and Brumz are active in chat I break at least one of his carets, then he gets pissed at me.)
notthatJack: did you get all three endings, bray?
brater8: I got eaten y the shark and got to the shore
Alphaetus_Prime: Drown.
brater8: I am guessing the third one is drowning
notthatJack: there’s one more ending.
Alphaetus_Prime: I be doubleninja.
notthatJack: bloody ninjas.
brater8: bloody ninjas?
Alphaetus_Prime: METANINJA
Alphaetus_Prime: Epic.
brater8: I drowned
brater8: and survived
Alphaetus_Prime: Whoa, just realized: METAMETANINJA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Abode: I have a penis so I am a man…
timthelegend: ^he does have a point
timthelegend: not abode
Alphaetus_Prime: Haha.
Abode: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I decided to stick this quote right in the middle even though it’s my most recent.
Alphaetus_Prime: For you see.
Dudeaga: WOOT
Alphaetus_Prime: We are the Herd.
Alphaetus_Prime: We are immortal.
Dudeaga: We are legion.
Alphaetus_Prime: We are LEGION
Alphaetus_Prime: ****
Dudeaga: DERP
Alphaetus_Prime: Ninja’d.
First new quote in a while.
Didueatmycookie: I just got a job. :D
Alphaetus_Prime: Congrats!
PrinceOfHyrule: Congratulations.
Alphaetus_Prime: Minimum wage?
dronkey80: What kind of job?
Didueatmycookie: I don’t know.
PrinceOfHyrule: First job?
Didueatmycookie: I’m gonna be an assistant to a secretary.
Didueatmycookie: Yes first job.
PrinceOfHyrule: Secretaries have assistants?
Didueatmycookie: She’s having trouble.
PrinceOfHyrule: I work in retail.
Didueatmycookie: She needs some help.
PrinceOfHyrule: Ah.
Alphaetus_Prime: If you play your cards right, you could lose your virgini-er, whoops.
Didueatmycookie: …
Alphaetus_Prime: Well it’s a secretarial position!
dronkey80: You can’t handle the truth.
Alphaetus_Prime: Don’t secretaries always sleep with their bosses or something?
Didueatmycookie: Omg.
dronkey80: Ah-yup
Didueatmycookie: That’s not true. :l
Didueatmycookie: Geezus.
Alphaetus_Prime: No duh it’s not.
Alphaetus_Prime:
dronkey80: Of course it’s not.
dronkey80: They sometimes sleep with their co-workers.
Didueatmycookie: :l
PrinceOfHyrule: Sometimes they don’t sleep with anyone.
dronkey80: Copypasta
Anti-chronologically placed new one~
irock18: Laughing while laughing?
irock18: Hows does that work?
Alphaetus_Prime: Well, usually it causes choking.
irock18: Just like my penis.
irock18: MY penis causes choking.
Alphaetus_Prime: Right.
Alphaetus_Prime: For the same reason.
Alphaetus_Prime: Laughter.
KingSnail: o.O
irock18: ….
TLTTP: XD
KingSnail: XD
Alphaetus_Prime: You set yourself up for that one.
irock18: You’re good.
TLTTP: Win, alph.
‘Nother one.
irock18: My face is now ass smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Alphaetus_Prime: >_>
Alphaetus_Prime: …
Alphaetus_Prime: XD
Alphaetus_Prime: Your face is now ass smooth.
Alphaetus_Prime: So, the error in that sentence is that there should be a comma after smooth.
irock18: …
irock18: as
Athena032: Your face is ass smooth?
irock18: AS SMOOTH NOT ASS SMOOTH!
irock18: IT WAS TYPO!
Alphaetus_Prime: But as smooth as baby’s bottom = ass smooth
Athena032: ^
Athena032: His face is baby ass smooth.
Alphaetus_Prime: Right.
irock18: >_<
New quote!
[06:59 PM] supercookieninja: ignore my feeble arguement and believe me!
[06:59 PM] Memorystick: better than being killed by ejaculate
[06:59 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: ALL HAIL THE SUPERCOO-what.
[06:59 PM] rebelfire: only if your semen freezes half way out.
[06:59 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: bursts out laughing
[07:00 PM] supercookieninja: what ur self
[07:00 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: The amount needed to drown in would need an orgy.
[07:00 PM] supercookieninja: childishly sticks tongue out
[07:00 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Multiple orgies.
[07:00 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: EUUUURGH.
[07:00 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Don’t do that.
[07:00 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: You’ll swallow some.
[07:00 PM] apolloguy: i like this conversation
[07:01 PM] supercookieninja: (:
[07:01 PM] Memorystick: semen taste good though O_o
[07:01 PM] apolloguy: i know right
[07:01 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: I’d quote this but I’d seem creepy.
[07:01 PM] Memorystick: lulz
[07:01 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Someone else do that.
[07:01 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Wait.
[07:01 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: FUUUUUUUUUUU.
[07:01 PM] Memorystick: what?
[07:02 PM] supercookieninja: “Jump over the anvils and duck under the birds.”
[07:02 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Now I seem doubly creepy.
[07:02 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Someone quote this anyway, self-referential stuff is funny.
[07:02 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Meta.
[07:02 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: ;-)
[07:02 PM] supercookieninja: Sharks wear sunglasses awkwardly
[07:03 PM] Memorystick: someone quote someone quoting something
[07:03 PM] supercookieninja: no
[07:03 PM] todbot1: And then someone quote that.
[07:03 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Meta-meta.
[07:03 PM] supercookieninja: if you want that, go on MLIA
[07:03 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: Triple meta now.
[07:03 PM] Alphaetus_Prime: I think I will quote this, actually.
There was an epic, extremely long quote here. However, upon reflection, it wasn’t actually that funny, so I have decided to remove it.