Anthonymetal69:Jesus blood alchohol level = OVER 9000!!! Danktolker: Putting alcohol into your body is like covering yourself in honey if Satan was a bear Anthonymetal69: With your Gaydar 5000? Anthonymetal69: Sperm says so. Anthonymetal69: God,…….YOU ARE THE FATHER! Danktolker: I believe in Capitalism Danktolker: Worse yet she’s not even a girl Danktolker: Roses are red, violets are blue, IHaz is a nerd, and Reb is too Danktolker: If anyone would like to donate money to my church’s efforts to stop the ground zero mosque, the new harry potter movie, and homosexuality in general Danktolker: We are now accepting paypal Danktolker: Incest is a sin now because it’s harmful Danktolker: Back in olden times it was not harmful Anthonymetal69: You like incest don’t you? Danktolker: Sure anthony if I thought it was necessary Anthonymetal69: Would you hold me tight? Danktolker: Well anthony I don’t feel comfortable dealing with hypothicals Mancart: It isn’t hypothetical, Anthony is hiding in your closet RIGHT NOW. Mancart: And he NEEDS you to hold him. Mancart: Run to him, Dank! Danktolker: I checked my closet, I don’t appericate being lied to Mancart smalls765: And touch him like he has never been toushed before. Anthonymetal69: I AM SO HORNY! Mancart: It’s the internet, get used to it. Anthonymetal69: Love me? Danktolker: Please don’t use the h-word Anthony smalls765: What else is new anthony? Anthonymetal69: Dank, I want you inside of me! Anthonymetal69: SODOMY! smalls765: Howdy reb. Anthonymetal69: Dank, ohhhh Dank! Anthonymetal69: UNF UNF UNF! smalls765: Would you like to join in on sexually harrassing dank? Anthonymetal69: Harassing? Anthonymetal69: I need him. Anthonymetal69: I want him. Anthonymetal69: In me. Anthonymetal69: DANK OHHHH DAAAANK! Rebellion777: …..lol Danktolker: Anthony I can put you in contact with my pastor if you would like smalls765: 50 bucks says dank is whacking off right now… Mancart: Dank, RUN TO HIM! Rebellion777: ….“starts singing the peter griffin cowboy song” Mancart: He’s your DESTINY! Rebellion777: starts singing the peter griffin cowboy song damn Danktolker: He used to be gay and now runs a very successful homosexuality recovery program Rebellion777: that was a long correction to a small problem Anthonymetal69: I am Atheist. smalls765: Athiest power! Mancart: He recovers hard drives for gay guys? DerickDee: does anyone kno how to beat depict1?? Anthonymetal69: You turn my software into hardware. Anthonymetal69: G.O.D. Good on dick. Anthonymetal69: ;D Anthonymetal69: Anyways, I actually cried the other day, not a lot, but more than I have in years. Danktolker: How gay Activity FeedAnthonymetal69 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |