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Anthonymetal69:Jesus blood alchohol level = OVER 9000!!!

Danktolker: Putting alcohol into your body is like covering yourself in honey if Satan was a bear
Anthonymetal69: Dank do you sodomize on the daily?
Danktolker: I do my best to stop sodomy daily*

Anthonymetal69: With your Gaydar 5000?
Danktolker: Nova I am not God but you aren’t the first person to make that mistake
Danktolker: Nova I am not God but you aren’t the first person to make that mistake Danktolker: God and Jesus are one in the same

Anthonymetal69: Sperm says so.

Anthonymetal69: God,…….YOU ARE THE FATHER!

Danktolker: I believe in Capitalism
Mrsuperman01: i came on here to talk to paper and shes not talking

Danktolker: Worse yet she’s not even a girl

Danktolker: Roses are red, violets are blue, IHaz is a nerd, and Reb is too

Danktolker: If anyone would like to donate money to my church’s efforts to stop the ground zero mosque, the new harry potter movie, and homosexuality in general

Danktolker: We are now accepting paypal
Danktolker: Wow monster don’t lose your tampon over it

Danktolker: Incest is a sin now because it’s harmful

Danktolker: Back in olden times it was not harmful

Anthonymetal69: You like incest don’t you?
Anthonymetal69: Dank would you walk 100 miles just to see me?

Danktolker: Sure anthony if I thought it was necessary

Anthonymetal69: Would you hold me tight?

Danktolker: Well anthony I don’t feel comfortable dealing with hypothicals

Mancart: It isn’t hypothetical, Anthony is hiding in your closet RIGHT NOW.

Mancart: And he NEEDS you to hold him.

Mancart: Run to him, Dank!

Danktolker: I checked my closet, I don’t appericate being lied to Mancart

smalls765: And touch him like he has never been toushed before.

Anthonymetal69: I AM SO HORNY!

Mancart: It’s the internet, get used to it.

Anthonymetal69: Love me?

Danktolker: Please don’t use the h-word Anthony

smalls765: What else is new anthony?

Anthonymetal69: Dank, I want you inside of me!

Anthonymetal69: SODOMY!
Anthonymetal69: Hi Rebel.

smalls765: Howdy reb.

Anthonymetal69: Dank, ohhhh Dank!

Anthonymetal69: UNF UNF UNF!

smalls765: Would you like to join in on sexually harrassing dank?

Anthonymetal69: Harassing?

Anthonymetal69: I need him.

Anthonymetal69: I want him.

Anthonymetal69: In me.

Anthonymetal69: DANK OHHHH DAAAANK!
Rebellion777: hi anthony

Rebellion777: …..lol

Danktolker: Anthony I can put you in contact with my pastor if you would like

smalls765: 50 bucks says dank is whacking off right now…

Mancart: Dank, RUN TO HIM!

Rebellion777: ….“starts singing the peter griffin cowboy song”

Mancart: He’s your DESTINY!

Rebellion777: starts singing the peter griffin cowboy song damn

Danktolker: He used to be gay and now runs a very successful homosexuality recovery program

Rebellion777: that was a long correction to a small problem

Anthonymetal69: I am Atheist.

smalls765: Athiest power!

Mancart: He recovers hard drives for gay guys?

DerickDee: does anyone kno how to beat depict1??

Anthonymetal69: You turn my software into hardware.

Anthonymetal69: G.O.D. Good on dick.

Anthonymetal69: ;D

Anthonymetal69: Anyways, I actually cried the other day, not a lot, but more than I have in years.

Danktolker: How gay
I have more Dank mishaps, just ask for them.

  • Member Since: Apr. 22, 2010
  • Last Login: May. 19, 2012
  • Current Points: 1122
  • Comments: 13
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Age: 24
  • Sex: Male
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Whores_

Aug 11, 2010 12:34pm

I love Anthony David P. :D <33333

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Spartan_329 Mar 19, 2011 10:37am

You love everyone.

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Anthonymetal69 Jun 19, 2011 10:07pm

lol

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pReamble

Aug 10, 2010 1:44am

Danktolker: daelf I have a very developed gaydar LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL time to make a REALLLY long comment just to piss you off... hmmm maybe i should post some free rider codes...............................................................................................................................................................…show more
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Spartan_329 Mar 19, 2011 10:37am

I can haz spamz with ma eggz!

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JCiesla

Nov 26, 2010 1:06pm

Where have you been all my life? I can’t do this alone!

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Anthonymetal69 Nov 28, 2010 9:16pm

What do you mean?

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JCiesla Nov 29, 2010 6:04am

Lol I mean I haven’t seen you in forever, jerkface.

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Anthonymetal69 Dec 23, 2010 6:17pm

:O :’(

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Jul 9, 2010 9:58am

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Jul 8, 2010 8:05pm

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