ApeKing's Comments

Game Comments
Play Oh, My Candy! Oh, My Candy! May. 15, 2012
Diabeetus
Play Nuclear Outrun Nuclear Outrun May. 02, 2012
NOOOO YOU CHANGED THE JINGLE PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BAAAAAAAAAAACK *sobs*
Developer response from nerdook

i like this one better!!! EDIT: also, the jingle is still there, it was just updated.
Play Pirateers Pirateers May. 02, 2012
Why the hell does the dragoon ram use durability even when you dont hit anything with it? Makes zero sense.
Play Clear Vision 5 Clear Vision 5 Apr. 19, 2012
Hey this is pretty fu- >demo Yeah no. 0/5
Play Fairway Solitaire Fairway Solitaire Feb. 24, 2012
I love how junior555 there gets so many negative votes for telling the truth. The game is almost 100% luck based. I have tried 30+ times to beat the second hole to no avail. Often with a sore of more than 10 over par. It's ridiculous.
Play Super SOPA Bros. Super SOPA Bros. Jan. 22, 2012
Yes I get the joke. No it isn't funny. game will be rated for what it is: terrible. Anyone who rates this higher than a 1 needs to leave this site for good.
Play Adventure Story Adventure Story Dec. 30, 2011
Oh god the first few levels' music. IS THAT KEYBOARD CAT I HEAR?
Play Trigger Knight Trigger Knight Dec. 05, 2011
Get rid of Lifespan altogether and the game would be fun. As it is it just ads frustration to the game and nothing more.
Play BioGems BioGems Aug. 25, 2011
Normally I dont rate a game on it's difficulty but in this case that difficulty ruins the rest of the game. It depends too much on dice rolls and 99% of the time it's in the opponents favor. This artificial difficulty takes away form the game which is really sad because it is made VERY well and is a great spin on the gem matching sub genre of puzzle games. But since gameplay is what makes a game...I have to give it a 1/5. Fix the AI and it will be a definite 5/5.
Play Sapphire Room Escape Sapphire Room Escape Aug. 17, 2011
I KNOW THIS SONG. Isaac Albéniz's Asturias (Leyenda) HELLS YEAH
Play Rebecca Whack: It's Friday Rebecca Whack: It's Friday Apr. 15, 2011
The only reason this game doesn't have badges is all the retarded RB fans are being butthurt and lowering the score. I say give it badges ti spit them and rub it in their faces.
Play Reachin' Pichin Reachin' Pichin Oct. 15, 2010
This is the happiest freaking game I have ever played and it would deserve a 5/5 for that alone. But its also fun.
Play Age of Defense Age of Defense Sep. 25, 2010
the game has ZERO difficulty curve. One minute there is barely anything on the screen, the next it sends 100+ enemies all at once and it becomes impossible to win. 0/5
Play Perfect Balance: New Trials Perfect Balance: New Trials Aug. 18, 2010
It's broken for me, and apparently for a lot of other people (not that anyone would know because people STUPIDLY rate their comments low) I cannot even beat the first level. My gives are perfectly still and I am sitting here waiting for the game to register it. The Next button will not light up. I'm sorry but an unplayable game gets a 1/5
Play Effing Worms Effing Worms Jul. 08, 2010
I have seen this EXACT game before only it was one in Gamemaker. I dont know if you are the original maker of it but I am highly suspicious.
Play Snail Snail May. 19, 2010
Joke games do not deserve badges,
Play Medieval Rampage 2 Medieval Rampage 2 Oct. 06, 2009
I died while it was paused? How the *** did this get badges?
Play Street Fighter 2 CE Street Fighter 2 CE Jul. 07, 2009
I'm on a decent computer and the input lag is HORRIBLE. It's almost unplayable. Besides, GameTap makes enough money as it is. 1/10
Play Music Catch 2 Music Catch 2 Mar. 12, 2009
Absolutely wonderful. Perfect 5.
Play Don't Shit Your Pants Don't Shit Your Pants Feb. 23, 2009
This is a game that would only make 10 year olds laugh, and judging by the ludicrous rating, that's the vast majority of the Kong community.