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About me
I am a competitive weight trainer and bodybuilder, guitarist, and a lover, not a fighter.
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Aquin: i was too tired to screenshot when she took her bra off
Aquin: and too busy trying to get her to take her shirt off
Aquin: but eh
sir_tokes: next time watch and learn
Aquin: yeah I sawd pics of you and llama
Aquin: never forgetting that :‘(
Aquin: scarred for lief
sir_tokes: i call him the brown snake
Aquin: …
sir_tokes: you know cause he’s brown and snake is kind of slang for wang
Aquin: how many words are there that could be an allusion to a penis
Aquin: snake
Aquin: cock
Aquin: sausage
Aquin: weiner
sir_tokes: **** stuck
sir_tokes: stuck
Aquin: stuck
Niconator10: sup
sir_tokes: fu.ck stick
Aquin: meatrod
Aquin: dong
Niconator10: cool
Aquin: wang
Aquin: schlong
sir_tokes: chorizo
Aquin: lololol
Niconator10: ****
sir_tokes: third leg
Niconator10: i cut myelf
sir_tokes: middle leg
Aquin: emo
Aquin: hay
sir_tokes: nigga
ChloeG1: If you say f-u-c-k they’ll filter it
sir_tokes: meat stick
sir_tokes: skin flute
Aquin: unless you use cyrillic:3
Aquin: skin flute ftw
sir_tokes: heh
Aquin: johnson
Aquin: hehehe
Aquin: peepee
sir_tokes: willy
sir_tokes: one eyed monster
Aquin: in Puzzle Pirates it’s filtered as
Aquin: John Thomas
Niconator10: wtf?
Aquin: shaft
Aquin: bone
sir_tokes: shaft bone
Aquin: trouser snake
sir_tokes: ^
Aquin: or if the flag is at half mast it’s a chub
Aquin: or halfchub
Aquin: chubby
Aquin: fae always gives me a halfchub
sir_tokes: fack i think i’m out of names
Aquin: she makes my penis go “meh”
sir_tokes: lol
Aquin: meatsicle
Aquin: that’s about it
sir_tokes: member
sir_tokes: piece
sir_tokes: rod
sir_tokes: bell end
sir_tokes: lap rocket
sir_tokes: pork steeple
Aquin: ^
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syncopicowl: Frog says hi….limp wrist and all.
sir_tokes: lol wtf
Titanium_Jim: lol
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: lol wtf
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: lol
Foshawn: woah i just git deja vu
Foshawn: got
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: git
syncopicowl: So what’s up y’all?
syncopicowl: I say “y’all” because I’m a Texan…kinda my thing beside annoying Erik.
syncopicowl: besides*
Aquin: All that comes from Texas is…
Aquin: Oh. Um…
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LIKEACHESSESTICK: what color are patadas
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: patadas
LIKEACHESSESTICK: yeah
Foshawn: i think you mean perderders good sir
LIKEACHESSESTICK: NO
Aquin: matatas*
LIKEACHESSESTICK: NO
Aquin: Hakuna Matata!
LIKEACHESSESTICK: NO
Foshawn: ratatas
LIKEACHESSESTICK: NO
Titanium_Jim: Catata fish.
LIKEACHESSESTICK: NO
Aquin: β«It means no worries/ for the rest of your days!
LIKEACHESSESTICK: MAYBE
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iwannakissthesun: Yeahh, I belong in the kitchen
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anigous: TTT.
TenTonTrucker: Hm?
anigous: You’re the aquaman of gays.
anigous: Telepathically tell frog to log on.
TenTonTrucker: Message sent.
Aquin: TTT is gay too?
Aquin: When did this happen?
Aquin: wait… i think i remember that conversation, nvm
TenTonTrucker: I’m not gay. I just love penises.
Aquin: oh…kay?
Hsien_VK: Hey…
OceanInferno: Listen.
Hsien_VK: why did i just have a thought that I should log on?
Hsien_VK: From… TTT?
TenTonTrucker: :P
Aquin: anigous: TTT.
TenTonTrucker: Hm?
anigous: You’re the aquaman of gays.
anigous: Telepathically tell frog to log on.
Aquin: MEIN GOTT
OceanInferno: Misfired, TTT you really have bad aim.
Hsien_VK: That’s what she said.
Aquin: How do you go from Frog to China? worst. aim. EVER
Hsien_VK: At least it didn’t hit me in the eye like last time.
TenTonTrucker: So the **** what if I can’t aim? I have telepathic abilities!
TenTonTrucker: TASTE MINDRAY, BITCH
Hsien_VK: That would be more intimidating.
Hsien_VK: IF YOU COULD HIT US!
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Aquin: Ima call frogma Froqmanex
anigous: Froqmanex?
Titanium_Jim: Crocmansex
anigous: CrocodileManSex
Kazuokun: CockodialMenSex
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Frogmanex: It’s getting to the point where I’ma have to start silencing for the sexual shit, isn’t it?
Kazuokun: No one here masturbates jakerush9
Kazuokun: Masturbation is a myth.
anigous: I masturbate quite often.
Kazuokun: urban myth*
Cosmic_Castaway: My opinion, Frog, you should have always been silencing for it.
Cosmic_Castaway: But I’m a virgin. What do I know?
Aquin: her name is lacigreen
Frogmanex: That was your cue to shut up, guys.
jakerush9: are there any girls here that masturbate
jakerush9: :|
Frogmanex: Goodbye, Jake.
jakerush9: :P
anigous: I stroke my penile shaft whilst covered in the dew of my front lawns’ grass, for it is a feeling beyond expectations.
anigous: Oh those were the times.
Aquin: O_O
Frogmanex: Later, Ani.
Kazuokun: < would like to hump Frogmanex’s leg in honour of his silencings.
Frogmanex: Later, kaz.
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anigous: MY NAME IS ANIGOUS, I’M FURIOUSLY MANLINESS, MY SKILL IS PHANTASMIC, MY FLOW IS PURELY ORGASMIC
anigous: WHITE STICKY STUFF HANGING ON THE WALL
anigous: WHO OTHER THAN GANDALF COULD’VE TAKEN THAT FALL?
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- Member Since: Feb. 17, 2008
- Last Login: May. 18, 2012
- Current Points: 7581
- Comments: 93
- Forum posts: 4
- Location: Northern California
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Badge Of The Day
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Purveyor of Proteins Badge (easy - 5 points)
Build a neuron that is at least 5,000 micrometers in length in Axon
Acquired Apr. 09, 2012
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