Arachnofang

EYYYYYYYYYYY. They call me 'Rachno Fang, and that I am. The only and only. Just so you know I'm completely off my fucking rocker, I'm a mad man. So this is the only interesting part of my profile, the rest of it is a bunch of total bullshit I wrote when I was like 13. Ok. Yeah buddy. Have fun. -----------life is a bitch...and thats just how it is.--------------- paradise has become a relic of its past. the age of gevock has brought paradise to its knees, and is currently blowing numerous fat 54 year olds out of a glory hole. the way regs become regs has been broken, the room is flooded with noobs and trolls...the mods are afk or not there...and the remaining regs are left alone to battle the tyranny of noobs and trolls alone. but we shall prevail! we shall crush the balls that hang into our glory hole and stand up once agian, we shall become greater than our once guilded era of lust! we shall arise and once agian become that room where the regs are actually cool! we shall once again be known for our awesomeness! we shall once again be known as "Lust". Im usually hyper when i talk and stuff.... and i talk alot when im bored...and im pretty damn funny sometimes... and random too...but if you think that im all hyper then yur wrong, cuz when im not in a comedy genius mood im usually emo-ish and i think alot... usually about the world ending and stuff... and when i think i have to admit im a huge dork cuz i get into this super strategy dude kindof guy and if you could go into my head youd see WWIII goin on. and other times i think such weird things that i dont need drugs to get hi. so if im not talkin im proly just sititn there thinkin or somethin like that. :] and sometimes i think im a figment of my own imagination...lol...---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I WROTE A POEM!!!! yeah...i write sometimes...only when i get an inspiriation though. my teachers say that im a gifted writer and stuff...id say im pretty good...im a serious poet...and although i may come off as loud and stuff...im usually thoughtfull and quiet when im in the right mood. hope ya enjoy. its about an animal..see if you can see wat animal it is... :] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Hunter of The Abyss in the deepest darkest of the most dismal waters, it drifts stealthily through the black cold abyss. it cuts through the water silently, watching for the slightest movement in the aphotic hunting grounds. as it senses helpless prey not far off, it’s arsenal of lethal razor sharp fangs prepare to devour the victim. it sends out a message, a beacon for the unsuspecting prey to come near, and fall to their death. the curious prey slowly drifts near, a fatal mistake, for in these abysmal cold waters, rarely can you see gaping jaws poised to snap and consume you when the one who possesses these jaws is hidden in the darkness. as it finishes its snack, it drifts away lazily. there is no one to prey upon it. no one to flee from. there is no one that it should fear. no one in these cold dark waters that endanger it. when it swims past unseen, you feel a cold current flow behind you, whispering down your neck and enveloping your body like a deathly grip. and as you suddenly fear what you may find behind you, lurking and preying on the desolate ocean floor, it is already gone, cutting through the cold water, bringing fear along with it. for it has eaten. it needs no more. it vanishes. not one preys along the sea floor. gone are whispering currents of death’s cold kiss gone is The Hunter of The Abyss ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok guess wat animal it is.... if you were too lazy to guess its an angler fish. yah. :] Important Place III (My Room) January 27th, 2009 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Now, there is a place that Im sure you’ve never been, Because entrance to the room I describe certainly should be a sin. For it’s quite a mess, I must confess, And I believe that thing over there is my sister’s old dress. I can’t see the floor, there’s socks galore, And in my closet there’s even more, Of the black clothes that I wore, early last week. There’s that tie which I think is such a bore, and I’m not even sure what it is for, Along with those shoes that make my feet sore. In the shadows, behind the door, there’s plenty of dust, And skeletons from The Great War lie under my bed, And there is the case for that game Spore. I think I can say that there is plenty of lore, In this old room in which my dear mother will implore, That I get rid of the ancient toys or else I’ll see just what’s in store, For poor old me if I don’t preform this laborious chore. So excuse me now, for I must clean my dirty room, Or I fear my mother will turn into a boar. So goodbye and wish me good luck, and wave to me on my farewell, While you sob and mourn and cry out “Bonjour!” this is about my room :] i wanted to play around with rhymes so...yeah -----MY DICTIONARY--words i use alot, phrases too t('.'t) -the arachnofang smoking gunzzz emote. noun. often used by arachno fang to describe an awesome feeling at the moment. trolluh - adj. an indivisual who goes into a chat room to start a fight, (from the english phrase, "troll") and then associates his or her self with arachno fang. madcapper - adj. an indivisual who writes in all caps and though is not committing spam, is labeled as a noob. (from the latin phrase: en loco n00biscis) madcapper spammuh - adj. an indivisual who starts of as a madcapper, and is labeled as a noob, and then commits spam. Usually charged and excecuted. (from the french phrase: spam fou de capsuleur) feeding teh troll - verb. when someone, particualarly arachnofang, feeds a troll/madcapper/madcapperspamuh, and ignites their inner noob to continue negative actions. when a mod is introduced to the situation, said indiviual should stop feeding the troll. teh nukey fridge - noun. a refridgerator that is nuke proof, and has the nessesary emergency items for said nukeage. (from the latin phrase: en nukus el refridatius) the sparta pit - noun. a largley deep pit from unknown origin. also home to arachnofang. adj. a word used to describe a large hole where people get kicked into, and usually followed by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTAA!!!" verb. a phrase that desbribes one actions to stop a zombie horde from raping them. om nommed - verb. when an indivisual/item has become eaten by another indivisual. adj. a phrase used to describe the way something, or someone, was eaten. usually fast and voraciously. adj. to describe an angry, warlike, or hungry person. (from the french phrase: nom de guerre, which means a person who engages in battle/combat very often. ----EPIC QUOTES------ "Why are you smacking me with a pussy?" -Anniebannanie "kong is powered by boredom and lemons. lots of lemons." -random_emo "I hate how fake emo kids excuses are always "YOU DONT KNOW WAT IM GOING THROUGH!!" its called puberty you pricks. :P" -Evilducks "*grabs arach's leg, swings him around and throws him into the sparta pit, and then blasts with spartan laser*" -Sparticus177 "DICKY!! :D oh shit! (ducky) " - laura ...........*violently explodes in a large cloud with some astronaut watching, and he sheds a single tear and salutes.* -random_emo *hands him Playboy Magazine: The Emo Girl Edition* -kingskittle "i had to blow it for 10 minutes!!!" -Gevock (talking about his nose of course) "Gevock: I had to blow it hard for ten minutes. Now it's unclogged." -Henderson (still talking about gevs nose) Arachno is my favorite fuktard on the planet!! XD -macanne96 Sorry, wasn't paying attention to your misadventures with your crotch. -AquaBreaker *girl shows me right hand with the words I luv u on it* 'my boyfriend wrote this' I say, "your boyfriend is your left hand?" - arachnofang "Ironclad Condoms. For the true survivor." -XomegaX "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I stick to one or two shots. I am the least interesting man in the world." - 1shawn1 "I'm not good at making up quotes." -`1ashl "in soviet russia, all your base are evenly distrubuted among the public" - Wallyy Longest quote: Evilducks Epicest Fail quote: Laura The most WTF quote: Anniebannanie names i have been given: CaptainRed: gnaf Kudakun: archie Originally Spart, but lots of people: arch evilducks: arach mihhaa: fang cuddlepie: arachnofag Wolfeh: Arf --my george bush moments-- "Labeling is a name." "DOUBLE JEPRODADY: ______" After reading 1/10 of evil's ridiculously long bible...i thought to myself "hmm there should be a bible of arachnofang" so...then... >.> in the middle of the night... THIS MONTOURUS thing popped into my head and i typed it out. :] --TEH YEH OWLD BIBEL O' ARACHNIOUS O' FANGIOUS--- (translated: the ye old bible of arachnofang) Teh Birth Of Man: Sec. 1:01 Once long ago, there was no man, nor creature, nor Mc Donalds. No creatures. No humans. NO FUCKIN ANYTHING OK??? And the earth...was sad. The earth was sad that there was no one to rape and blame it on Venus. So then...one day...The God Who Shall Not Be Named In This Bible, said to earth: "Ya know wat...dis earth ish n00beh cush dere ish nuh humens!!!!!!11!!1" and then he took a crap and took that pile of godly crap and smited it. He smited it...With the holy wisdom, power, and strength of a human. And then he granted this wholy power to earth. And earth used the wholy crap to make cockaroches. Now. Earth was not very happy that there were bugs with cocks crawling all around her. She went to the God Who Shall Not Be Named In This Bible and said: MAKE MORE GOD DAMN CREATURES!!!!" And The God Who Shall Not Be Named In This Bible said "One one condition. You make it so that they shall NEVER commit one of the 7 SINS!! (Spamming, Capsing, Trolling, Flaming, RPing, Sanity, And Molesting Small Animals) Earth agreed and then down from the heavens, decended two humans. One who had thunder down under, and another who resembled a grizzly bear. They were called: John Mcain, and Elaine the Jackass Hamster Bear. And they came down and for many years they commited no sin. Until one day, when they grew old, Earth saw that their lives were coming to an end. So even though the God Who Shall Not Be Named In This Bible said not to commit sins, she showed John how to reproduce. (have sex you dumbasses) And John liked this idea and went over to Elaine and he went RIGHT into havin some old skoo sex. So later in the months, Elaine got really fat and tired. She blamed John for this fatness and exaustion. John didnt know wat to do and asked earth. She said "She has a little human in her stomach growing." John was freaking out. But when he heard that the human population needed to grow, he was happy to go and make more. Soon Elaine had many little humans popping ripping her vaginal areas apart every week. John was a very happy man. So after about 50 little humans were born, Elaine died. John was very sad, and with no one to "DO IT" with he decided to DO IT with his oldest daughter. And now The God Who Shall Not Be Named didnt know about any of the DOING of the IT and when Elaine died and sunk down into the Shitter of Excecution, The God Who Shall Not Be Named found out. He was really mad. And so he created another human. His name was Micheal Jackson. And The God Who Shall Not Be Named In This Bible thought that if humans wanted sex, then micheal jackson would give it to them. the little ones of course. So when Johns many little children were dead/chronically injured he knew who it was. MJ. and by now, there were 100's of the johns children havin sex with each other. But when MJ came along the figure of sex grew grim. No one wanted to have sex. NO ONE. John was worried. So he went to earth and told her wat had happened. earth knew that The God Who Shall Not Be Named In This Bible had done it. So with all her power, she took a duck from the 24 ducks alive on earth and then she took a demonic human and she fused them with evilness and wholyness and sex. Out from the hazes stepped a hero. A divine hero of sins. The one who would bring sex back. His name was Evil Duck. But in years to come he would be known as General Duckious. earth explained Evil Duck's mission: to bring sex back. Evil Duck left the heavens wielding only the clothes upon his back. And then when he was riding upon the escalator of Wholyness he found a few remote nukes and stuffed them in his pocket. When Evil Duck emerged from the heavens, he found a young and toned looking warror blocking his path. This warrior was garbed in black, had a long heavy looking black sword inscribed with the Unholy Profecies in red diamonds, Long messy spiked black hair covered most of his face. he had stubble and wore worn leather boots. From behind black bangs of hair a red eye glared at Evil Ducks. "Greetings, Wholy Warrior of Sins. I am Arachnious Fang. But you can call be Arachno, if you live long enough." said Arachnious in a deep and slightly raspy voice. he launched towards Evil Ducks and swung his long black demon sword at him. Evil Ducks simply pressed the button of the remote nukes and Arachnious was hit in seconds. Out from the dust came an evil laugh, and a beaten up looking Arachnious joined Evil Ducks in his mission. Soon in the months to come Arachnious trained Evil Ducks in the way of the sword and even taught him how to craft his own and soon the two could be seen dueling, black and red two hand sword hitting a slick and suprisingly sturdy gold sword. Arachnious wielded the two hand as if it were a normal sword, and Evil Ducks was a blur when he slashed furiously. The two soon became legends among the female humans, and the males all were jealous of their awesomeness. Soon earth granted them imortality and super human strength because of their great feats and such. The God Who Shall Not Be Named In This Bible was not pleased. Long ago had he forgotten his rules of no sins. He turned into his human imortal form and attempted to kill Arachnious and Evil Duck. unprieveiling, Evil Ducks went on to become the new god. At the death of The God Who Shall Not Be Named, Arachnious learned that the dead god was Arachnious' father, steve. Madened with fury and insanity, he went beserk and caused destruction to almost half of the human population. Earth had no choice but to imprison him in Hell. Soon years after being imprissoned in hell, arachnious calmed and his sanity and madness went away. he became the ruler of hell. Evil Ducks saw that sex was slowly coming back into popularity, but not fast enough, so He and arachnious invented the Ye Oldeh Playboy magazine and sex percentage flared. pleased, they retreated to their thrones and the world lived on. sexily. Apocolypse: Sec. 2:01 When Son Of Mad Dog enters the world of wholyness and sin, disturbance and retardedness unbalances the wholyness and too much good things happen to good people. The goodness of good people drives the Hell Dwellers insane. Imprissoned for doing good things...The Powerfullest Hell Dweller Arachnious, the Son of Steve the fallen god of all life, stirs from his adamant chains. When the Brother of Arachnious, Evil Ducks, Son of the Ebil Duck and Demon Human, sees this, he assembles a large army to destroy any threat. When Arachnious finally breaks from his adamant chains of wholy intent, he breaks from hell and all hell breaks lose...Litterally...On this day, demons surge from the womb of the Earth, Sins are commited, small animals are molested, and Saint Gevolick, son of Gregerious the co-giver of all life, assembles his arsenal of banhammers and though with much reluctance, prepares to end the sins of Arachnious and the Hell Dwellers. Arachnious raises cities and creates a desease that turns humans into flesh eaters and no mortal stops him. Evil Ducks brings his army of madened Ducks to fight alongside the Demons who bear skinny jeans that buldge in the crotchial areas. After the Apocolypse, Arachnious and Evil Ducks retreat to their thrones, Arachnious is once again imprisoned in wholy adamant chains and Saint Gevolick puts away his wholy banhammers of...pwnage. In a century, Arachnious will break lose again and raise hell. **MICE O' THE TRANSFORMATION*** BEWARE: Do not leave the house and keep all small animals/young women inside the house and do not store any largely caffeinated drink inside the house/store on 12-12-12, the day of Arachnious and the Hell Dwellers. During my time I spent away from kong...I didn't use the computer much. i was actually interwebz free for about six months. It was then when I was away from all the pron and spammers and noobs and furries and the lol and bad spellin of teh interwebz that I had time to think about life. When I thought, I created a sort of philosophy of life fir myself. and ya I know it sounds all bob dylanish and all but hey, what the heck right? so I give to you...the book of archy...the book on the wise yet strangley deep philosophy and teachings of arachno fang....mannnnnnnnn.... "talent cannot be thrusted upon you, but you sure can act like it can." "it's not really what you get, but what you do with what you got." "play piano, grow facial hair, and wear black all the time to get girls and be sucsessfull in life." "what I don't get is why it's ok for black kids to call me white boy and shit like that but not ok for me to crack a racist joke at them..." "pron is bad for children." "before you play piano, ask yourself, do you play piano or do you PLAY piano?" "there are a lot of roads in life and frankly no map" "you can never have enough personality" " life is full of bullshit, but sometimes ya gotta get that pooper scooper and scoop that shit." "kids text in class right? so what do you think they do when they should be texting? Smoking and doing drugs." "for fear to work you need to be afraid of something" "if hitler just had a littel anger management, there'd be 6 million more jews." "the world is your oyster, and all the bad things in life are the fishing ships trying to catch you and kill you" "you have to want it." "I love pissjng off rich kids. Crushing their bigass egos....nothing better" "nationalism...the most powerfull form if government...besides anarchy of course." "Beethoven was a punk" "Adam lampart is the gayest fag to ever exsist" "puberty is like a mountain. Except with pimples, big boobed sexy woman and skinny jeans." "beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the problem is that what you think is very far from what matters." "humble people are better" "the end is the end so stop complaining." "aim high. But don't aim too high cuz you'll probably miss." "'if you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both' sollution: heavy machine gun fire" -PROOF THAT HADESTHEDEAD ------ ----------IS A LIAR---- hadesthedead claimed he had a hot sister. he got pictures from www.hotemos.com and posted them, claiming his sister was hot, when he posted no pictures of himself. thanks to the genius of xlauraluxuriousx we have found all of his alts. if you see any of his alts, make sure to remember that you are dealing with an EXTREMELY annoying person and that he acts like a 12 year old and probably is one. here is the list of his alts. http://i53.tinypic.com/zumgw5.jpghttp://i53.tinypic.com/zumgw5.jpg once again i thank laura. >:3 shes a fucking genius. -------PUNK O MATIC II------- (Ode To Life)dfaa-kaa-gaa-ncJ-baa-gaa-gaa-gaa-gaa-gaa-gbI-cbI-eaa-gaa-nbT-gbT-gbT-gbT-gbT-Gaa-gaa-gbI-gcE-adi-adj-ccZ-Z-Z-Z-Z-m,apaMaMaM-iaM-caM-sgO-cgJ-gnB-cnB-cnC-cnu-gnx-cnB-coq-coo-cod-cor-cpm-cgI-gaQ-nfD-gfD-gfD-gfD-gfD-GgL-cgL-cgL-cgL-caX-caX-eaI-aaY-aaY-aaY-aaY-aap-Z-Z-Z-Z-i,gjgkgk-ggk-ggk-ggk-bfd-ggk-ggk-ggk-ggk-ggk-ggm-cgp-cgk-ghu-caE-cgp-cgH-ggs-ggs-ggs-ggs-ggs-ggs-Fgk-ggk-ggp-chF-eaw-aaI-aaI-aaI-aaI-aak-Z-Z-Z-Z-i,aTaTaT-jaU-ciD-cgS-ogN-cgI-ggL-cax-cgL-cgL-cgL-cgL-cgL-cgL-cgS-cgJ-gpm-caV-cgJ-rfC-glJ-clH-clE-glD-cop-coo-clF-clM-cms-cms-cmE-cpu-igN-cnA-cnA-cnA-cnB-cpm-eaI-aaY-afs-aaY-aaY-aap-gnt-Z-Z-Z-Z-a