Yo dawg, I herd u liek crafting, so we made so you have to craft items so you can craft items so you can craft these other items so you can upgrade to get minerals easier so you can get the materials to make those first items.
Congratulations! You just won the Fish Thankfulness Badge and 60 points!
Welp, I can finally stop playing this.
The horrible part is, all of the times I had practically a perfect run, I always got unlucky with getting starslides on my final jump for the restaurant.
The one time I DID get the badge, I missed my tailslide, coming out of the water at like a 30 degree angle. Got a bit lucky with some starslides, and randomly hit one starslide at neptune that blasted me way past the restaurant. Troll physics.
Brotip: When starting out, focus solely on killing a razor queen (go through the hassle of seeing all enemies, then going into small nest and kill all but the last 14, hoping for one to spawn), because once you get the razor glaive, the game is STUPID easy. Honestly, once I got it, I beat a huge nest my first try. It's that ridiculous.
@ChrisSix There's a hard badge for a reason, if you don't understand the game mechanics enough to win don't blame the developer, blame your inferior logic skills. While it took me a few tries last night, I didn't particularly rage, and I just kept trying. I just now replayed it and beat it my first try without much trouble. Quityerbitchin'
What the hell is this... Even Minecraft Classic is better than this (also free), I'm getting tired of there Minecraft clones. I wouldn't even be surprised if this game rips off the code like Manic Digger did...
Am I the only one who notices the battles lag kinda badly after you're able to do 1000 or more damage? My computer can easily run Crysis on high settings, I don't see how it can't run this, buggy coding is buggy.
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