ArgyArg

Mcluvvin: Weed smoke would only be deadly if you inhaled only straight weed smoke for like an hour straight with no oxygen

TiffanyV: I’m pretty sure argy isn’t a troll.

Fallacia: omg runescape i love you so much

ArgyArg: what would your reaction be to a positive HIV test, akk?
Akkenru: Go **** as many people as I could
ArgyArg: But why?
Akkenru: I like going out to restaurants and licking knives and forks when I’ve got a cold…and to be fair, it’s actually helpful because it quickly creates a community immunity to them
Akkenru: Out of spite
Akkenru: If I’ve got it, I see no reason why other people shouldn’t

Akkenru: Arq…ThePandyPandas doesn’t get out much
Akkenru: Doesn’t even know what Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles are apparently

20swimmer1: Why do you have a purple dildo?
AnomalousUser: To throw at Akk.
AnomalousUser: No other reason tbh
Akkenru: Oh yea
Akkenru: I want to catch it and stick it in my arse

Kainui: physics is just a model that works good that some dudes came up
Kainui: and anyone can understand it if you spend time studying it

Kainui: look, physics is the map
Kainui: reality is the territory
Kainui: almost everyone mixes them up

Kainui: they’re essentially just rules for combining coefficients piggy-back riding on zeta functions

Kainui: either there is a foundation for reality (doubt it), it goes infinitely deep, or it ends up somehow circling back around on itself (sure, why not?)

Kainui: I mean if math was invented
Kainui: why didn’t pythagoras make it a^3+b^3=c^3 since triangles have 3 corners?

Kainui: Do prime numbers exist if you don’t have “multiplication”?

Kainui: Look, does a tree make a sound when it falls in a forest
Kainui: it is disputed
Kainui: we can diffract buckyballs so it’s sort of hard to say what actually does happen lol
Kainui: but it makes me pretty confident that death will be like not a big deal

Kainui: I mean how can a tree grow such intricate and repetitive patterns on leaves hundreds of times without a conciousness?
Kainui: how do crystals grow so geometrically without conciousness?

Kainui: Ok so in quantum mechanics one of the first things you learn is this thing called “particle in a box”

Akkenru: Have you ever kissed another man Wondroid?
Akkenru: On the lips
Akkenru: I could show you how fun that is

Akkenru: I’ve kissed other guys
Akkenru: It was just a bit of fun :o(

Akkenru: To be honest…if I had sumo cum loads and felatio next to my degree it would look pretty funny

Akkenru: I’m friends with one of the richest people in Hong Kong and he has connections with people…he once told me if I ever wanted anyone to disappear, I just had to ask

Akkenru: My parents got married because my father begged and begged

Akkenru: I’m a sexual tyrannosaurus

Akkenru: Go round my mum’s, she’ll show you all my child photographs
ArgyArg: what’s her address
Akkenru: www.sex.com (reply)
To Akkenru: wtf?
Akkenru: GRANNY SEX
Akkenru: Oh yea
Akkenru: my mum’s now a GGILF
Akkenru: as of a year or so ago
Akkenru: :o(

Akkenru: I have a headache because I went near a lavender bush today

rambo330: Nah I just want to shoot a load in my mother.

Akkenru: You should be played DoTA 2

JordieXVI: comunism and socialism are the exact same lmao

JordieXVI: comunism and socialism are the same
JordieXVI: if theyre not then why is the united soviet socialist repubblics comunist

Lardbucket: the gun control fight is just there to keep the public distracted from the real issue, which is that arms are more than just guns.
Lardbucket: People should be able to have tactical nukes.
Lardbucket: if they can afford them

JanetS22: VOTE FOR HITLER SUPPORT FEMINISM. WOMEN NEED MORE RIGHTS
JanetS22: i mean hillary

even616: Turkey is also a part of the EU, don’t forget that

Akkenru: I kicked a ****ing sweetie across a shopping centre floor and a retarded chinese kid picked it up and ate it lol

Akkenru: I farted and the smell put the girlfriend off her pie

Akkenru: I pinged a BB at a kid in a playpark and it got another kid in trouble because he said she’d hit her

FireFop: You’re in south carolina Iliiand2 – stop lieing.

newheyday: whatever I cant stand people like you, your smug disapproval of everything you dont find interesting , **** you hipster moron
newheyday: enjoy your comfort ****
newheyday: i want you to die
newheyday: irl
newheyday: id literally murder you if i even had one slight possibility of doing so
newheyday: this world doesnt need you

Piple: reddit is my go to place for politics

Wallserv: im still a virgin (reply)

Wallserv: ArgyArg: i could kill myself right the **** now or at least fake an attempt | Screen Shotted (reply)
Wallserv: http://i.imgur.com/xDlxHL6.png

Kamashari: Well also consider this. Vouyerism and Exhibitionism is technically BDSM, and alleyways are technically public, so yes, sex in a backalley is in fact BDSM.

ThickWhiteMilk: Typical hyper-leftist Canada. It’s best to just ignore them.
ThickWhiteMilk: Keep in mind, these are the idiots who voted in a guy who sold ALL of their gold reserves and legalized dog blowjobs.

ThickWhiteMilk: the only drug i’m on is the constancy of my aryan blood