ArmorGames' messages

Armor, just look at the comments being posted. Look at the arguments being started. Especially with stinky Swiss cheese over here. At least try to state your opinion on your business before this place becomes a battle field. CHEESE20 DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT POSING ANOTHER COMMENT. Because there is a army of thousands willing to put a end to your trolling.

Hey, I’m in a bad mood and I was just trying to play some good ole’ Warfare 1917. I love that game. Sadly, I started reading the comments and it just inflamed my bad mood. So please allow me to vent it out here. What follows is a mini play to parody what I hate about Kongregate commenters, and is set within the universe of Warfare: 1917. Consider it a comment to Kong itself, with malice for marring one of my favorite games with its stupid remarks…

Private Kongtard: “SIR! I have a silly ass remark to make that I think is witty but is really just tired and trite, SIR!”

Sergeant Sarcastic: “Fan-f***ing-tastic! I’m sure it won’t mimic every other adolescent in this army by being some stupid pseudo dialogue that the troops
will rate up with reckless abandon!”

Private Kongtard: “SIR no SIR! It’s ultra clever, SIR! Permission to post said remark in the comments section so that other ranking ’tards may see it and masturbate my ego, SIR!”

Sergeant Sarcastic: “Permission granted. Just make sure the content of your comment remains completely vacuous. I want no trace of feedback to gameplay mechanic to be found. Make it excessive, but useless. Understood?”

Private Kongtard: “SIR, what does ‘vacuous’ mean, SIR?”

Heres the pros and cons if armorgames is banned guys..Pros armorgames doesnt rule kongregate anymore and becomes a small game account like ninjakiwi on kongregate..Cons we could lose evry game armorgames has ever made and there 100s of them!!,and ive been here so long maybe 75 of them are my favs.Another Pro is that creators for kongregate are mor likly to win contests.So coment on this shout and show me ur opinon