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Play The Soul Driver The Soul Driver Jul. 24, 2011
I don't really get the point in this game but I'll be damned if this isn't great fun.
Play Garden Gnome Carnage Garden Gnome Carnage Sep. 24, 2010
This makes me moist. Big Petes moist.
Play Robichai Robichai Sep. 22, 2010
This makes me moist.
Play Heir Heir Sep. 22, 2010
Very interesting and cinematic game. Quick, semi-challenging, and enjoyable. 5/5
Play Solipskier Solipskier Aug. 13, 2010
Constantly make small wavy lines to go faster, and remember to slowly and gradually make an upward slope if a gate is higher than you are so you won't jump over it.
Play Crush the Castle Crush the Castle Aug. 04, 2010
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Play Zombies Took My Daughter! Zombies Took My Daughter! Jul. 20, 2010
The game was really fun. Some of the aspects I liked were the finding and utilizing of various weapons, saving and employing survivors, and the exploration of the city. However, my only wish was that the game would have had a better story. I think, along with the music, that it could have been much more engaging and emotional. That said, I can still easily give this game a 5/5 because I never found myself getting bored.
Play Coma Coma Jul. 06, 2010
I made some beautiful ass music on that piano.
Play The Harry Stick Journey The Harry Stick Journey Jun. 30, 2010
@Boneless You gave the monkey a monkey ass.
Play Hello Worlds! Hello Worlds! Jun. 18, 2010
This is probably one of the most beautifully done games that I've been graced to play on Kongregate. I'm not much of a Puzzle gamer, though I do enjoy them, and I found this game to be quite easy to play, though also very complex in a way that is fun and playable. It has a very smooth difficulty ramp and does not get boring, allowing me to continue playing and striving for better time bonuses. The music is friggin' awesome, that's all I need to say about that. Overall, I'd say this is my favorite game on Kongregate. Definite 5/5!
Play Save ALF from Brian Peppers Save ALF from Brian Peppers Apr. 19, 2010
THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD
Play Neon Rider Neon Rider Apr. 15, 2010
I'd rate this game 5/5, but I have "1337 Points." In summary, this game is better than sex. With Asian women. Who are lesbians.
Play Alpha Bounty Alpha Bounty Apr. 15, 2010
*Facepalm*
Play Alpha Bounty Alpha Bounty Apr. 14, 2010
Not having a save function to make up for how short a game is is completely cheap and adds absoloutly nothing to the game except for repetition, frustration, and a waste of time.
Play Planet Racer Planet Racer Apr. 14, 2010
This is one of the worst made games on this website. In fact, the worse I've ever played. 1/5
Play Kawairun Kawairun Apr. 14, 2010
Game is glitched. Sometimes I'd just fall over on the ground when there's nothing happening. Other times a bee appears and within the timespan of a half second it hits my face. Not good at all.
Play Alpha Bounty Alpha Bounty Apr. 10, 2010
The lack of a checkpoint/save feature is completely idiotic. It's probably the biggest slap to the face of any gamer to let them get far in a game, lose, and then have to start ALL over again. I'm not even going to bother to play it again.
Play Test Pilot Test Pilot Apr. 10, 2010
The SFX mute doesn't work. You lost one point from a 5/5 for that as it's incredibly annoying.
Play Flaming Zombooka Flaming Zombooka Apr. 10, 2010
I got just about near the end and accidentally pressed New Game. It's way to easy to do that, doesn't even have a confirmation button. Also, it's too easy. You get about three times the necessary rockets on most levels. 2/5
Play Ghost Guidance Ghost Guidance Apr. 10, 2010
Very easy, not much variety, semi-original concept, and spelling errors earns this game a 2/5.