It says a lot about a game when an AFK button is built into it.
I can't decide which would be less painful in the long run - play (read: click) through this game (read: insultingly blatant cashgrab) or flagellate my genitals with Concertina wire and sandpaper... I'm leaning towards the latter.
I understand you get paid to push crap like this Kongregate but please have some (read: any) standards for the future. Having this being promoted just robs the site and its contest participants of any dignity. Once I get level 35, I'm forgetting I ever wasted my time with this putrid drivel.
Bug: I'm fairly certain that the green hexagons are meant to indicate current level, however, I've got 15 thus far, I'm no longer able to get a medal higher than silver, and some levels do not update/give medals regardless of performance. Started a few days ago.
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