NOTICE: I do not accept Jehovah’s Witnesses at my doorstep.
“I really don’t follow how your faith believes its perfectly acceptable to doom 4,000 years plus of sentient beings, on a pre-set path of no escape from sin, just so their descendants can be offered the ‘chance of salvation’ when the god murders its own son.”
“Don’t be an ass or a pussy, ’lest you get screwed by life. Being a mouth or a hand is somewhat safer, and an eye socket is pretty much sacred in this regard, so always keep a look out.”
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All Hail The Mantis Shrimp.
Cyanide and Happiness
Brawl in the Family
Ensign Sue Must Die (and sequels)