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Everything tastes better with bacon on it, in it or next to it. Just ask the nearest lettuce or tomato…

I’m a Grammar Nazi.

BROTIP #129: Grammar is sexy.

aquasaurious: It’s been so long since I’ve spooned, I might spoon a man at this point.

Funeraldriver: My name has ‘fun’ in it.

BaconTender: I’m gonna miss my summer vacation. No more Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos and Murray. :(
moses78: seriously?
BaconTender: Yeah. I watch it all the time when I am really bored.
Bacontender: I like watcing it because 1. It makes my life seem a whole lot nicer, and my drama people cause is nothing, and 2. I like watching people fight. It’s like the white/black trash version of the Jersey Shore.
BaconTender: Only, they’re fighting their brothers on TV for sleeping with their fiancee.
moses78: how can you be the white trash version of white trash?
moses78: O.o
BaconTender: Jersey Shore is orange trash, duh.
moses78: bacon, i almost spewed beer everywhere
BaconTender: LMAO. Really?
moses78: yes.
moses78: lol
BaconTender: Super! :D

Ketsy: Once you go gnome, you never go home.

BaconTender: What did the oceans say when they saw each other?
Kowegi: What?
BaconTender: Nothing, they just waved.
Kowegi: Heh.
BaconTender: You sea what I did there?
Kowegi: No?
BaconTender: Are you shore?
Kowegi: One more pun, then you’re single
BaconTender: Quit being such a beach. :(
Kowegi: That’s it.

BaconTender: What do you do with a dead chemist?
BaconTender: Barium.
Sir_Fratley: XD
Kowegi: A neutron walks into a bar and orders some drinks. After he was finished, he asks the bartender, “How much?”. To which the bartender replies, “For you sir, no charge.”
Sir_Fratley: What do policemen get for working overtime?
Sir_Fratley: Copper nitrate.
Kowegi: Heh
BaconTender: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
BaconTender: CoRnY.
Kowegi: zing
Sir_Fratley: Bacon, guess what my favourite elements are?
Sir_Fratley: Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen. <3
BaconTender: Hehee. BaCoN.

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  • Member Since: Nov. 29, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 24, 2012
  • Current Points: 3650
  • Comments: 12
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: Pennsylvania
  • Website: 9gag.com
  • Sex: Female
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