Never moon a werewolf!
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget
The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of which is called man
The best defense against a Nuclear Bomb is to not be there when it goes off
My name is Lolli and my friends call me Lollipop. I have a sister named Lilly (Aka Lillian). My parents died on a plane crash during V-Day, causing me to hate it. I then had to live with my grandparents for a while. They died when I turned 17, and then I worked at a Cosplay Restaurant for 2 years. I got fired for abusing the customers for slapping my ass and pouring milk down my bra. I then worked at Sonic until I was fired after a few months for beating up a racist cowboy, in which case I met my black friend, Sha Sha (Aka Shaniqua). I now own my own Cosplay Carwash business thingy where me and a few other girls carwash with my old cosplay outfits. I now have to take care of me and my brat sister at the age of 20.