Latest Activity: Played Don't Escape 3 (2 days ago)
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I’m just a dude living life and wasting time. I dig this here Kongregate. I’m on here a bit. We could fight if you wanted, but I’ll probably win. Especially because I fight dirty. I like pie. If you don’t like pie, we should probably fight. We could fight with pies. Well, I guess you could use cake. I don’t like cake, so we could both battle with our pastries of choice. I once arm wrestled Stan Lee. The condition was that he’d get to win. So I’ve lost an arm wrestling match to a man in his 80s and I’m not ashamed. I built a robot out of pennies. I built pants out of wire. I built a city on rock and roll. Have you ever been to Amityville? I heard things. Where is the bathroom? Down the hall and to the right! I pee for justice! It’s okay to do drugs if they’re free. When I commit two wrongs, I always make a right at the intersection. If you can’t dance like a robot, you shouldn’t bother dancing at all.