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About me

I'm just a dude living life and wasting time. I dig this here Kongregate. I'm on here a bit. We could fight if you wanted, but I'll probably win. Especially because I fight dirty. I like pie. If you don't like pie, we should probably fight. We could fight with pies. Well, I guess you could use cake. I don't like cake, so we could both battle with our pastries of choice. I once arm wrestled Stan Lee. The condition was that he'd get to win. So I've lost an arm wrestling match to a man in his 80s and I'm not ashamed. I built a robot out of pennies. I built pants out of wire. I built a city on rock and roll. Have you ever been to Amityville? I heard things. Where is the bathroom? Down the hall and to the right! I pee for justice! It's okay to do drugs if they're free.

Member Since: Aug. 09, 2007
Last Login: Nov. 21, 2008
Current Points: 3216
Comments: 94
Location: Texas
Website: http://www.drawnawful.com

Age: 26
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Small Savings Badge (easy - 5 points); Bank 10,000 total points in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 17, 2008

: Makin' Bank Badge (medium - 15 points); Bank at least 3,000 points in a single turn in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 17, 2008

: Complete Card Conquest Badge (medium - 15 points); Construct your ultimate deck and complete all 8 challenges in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 17, 2008

: Black Lotus Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the Blackguard army by completing all 12 missions in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 16, 2008

: New Challenger Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock challenge mode in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 16, 2008

: Samurai Jacked Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the final warlord in Straw Hat Samurai; Acquired Nov. 11, 2008

: Conservative Constructionist Badge (medium - 15 points); Create a tower with 33 blocks without losing a single one in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 11, 2008

: Toddler Tower Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach a height of 250 in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 11, 2008

: Godlike Invertebrate Badge (hard - 30 points); Eat a bat in Arachnophilia; Acquired Nov. 09, 2008

: Burning Spider Badge (medium - 15 points); Eat 10 fireflies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Nov. 07, 2008

: Sketch Artist Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 100 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Nov. 06, 2008

: Bake a Pretty Cake Badge (medium - 15 points); Prove that the cake is not a lie by completing all 21 levels in Hanna in a Choppa; Acquired Nov. 06, 2008

: Hanna Is My Copilot Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hanna in a Choppa; Acquired Nov. 06, 2008

: Path to Greener Grass Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 22 beginner levels in Wooden Path; Acquired Nov. 05, 2008

: Hot Runnings Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 10 tracks in SandStorm Racing; Acquired Nov. 05, 2008

: Zombocalyptic Extravaganza Badge (medium - 15 points); Survive for at least 2:00 on "Zombocalypse" on "normal" in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 05, 2008

: Hell Dining Badge (medium - 15 points); Beat back the wave of 300 Spartans on the "normal" difficulty setting in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 04, 2008

: Fist of Fury Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 2,000 points on "McJeeppunch" on the normal difficulty setting in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 04, 2008

: Splash of Color Badge (medium - 15 points); Restore 2,000 pixels in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Nov. 04, 2008

: Colorless to Lifeless Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 colorless fragments in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Nov. 04, 2008

: Empyreal Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil sun in Ether War; Acquired Nov. 04, 2008

BaddestHonky's favorite games

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: Portal: The Flash Version

: the Game of Disorientation

: Newgrounds Rumble

: Caravaneer

: Boxhead: 2Play Rooms

: The Last Stand

BaddestHonky's cards (44)

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: Phoebe, the Lasher

: Caltrops

: Onimaru, the Samurai

: General's Insignia

: Necronomic Tome

: Deadly Poison

: Popo, the Younger

: Herbal Remedy

BaddestHonky's tickets

: Left 4 Dead

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BaddestHonky's fans

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: shalvar

: kaRLa_086

: Zaresto556

: elijahBee

: JackInTheBox27

: foufcfk

: louman999

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BaddestHonky's comments

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Game	Comments
:the game:	Nov. 21, 2008 Clever, but it just keeps going! I like it though.
Anaksha: Female Assassin	Nov. 20, 2008 It's a world of all men in black suits! Help me! They're all wearing the same thing! Where are these poor womens? Inside the sex shops! Oh god!
Dark Cut 3	Nov. 18, 2008 Didn't like it as much as the first two. Still good though.

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