Latest Activity: Played The Gate (Jan 23, 2015 1:13am)
Points needed for next level: 187 Level
I joined on Jan 10, 2009 and have been in The Van ever since. Nothing else special. I earned my first Imp badge, Over the Ashes, on May 21, 2011
ADD ME (at your own risk of loosing mudkips):
My nicknames are Bauk, and “Sir Mr. Knight Doctor Master Baukwolf King Sir Commander”
Well, since i always manage, ALWAYS, manage to kill The Van’s chat, I got this!
blobbosezhi2: Congratulationz! You just won the You Killed the Chat for the 500th time award and 60 points!
Parappa20: Yay! I made Edward Cullen!
diabolotry: Sigh. My mom won’t stop trying to get me to be her neighbor on FarmVille..
Stoner4life4: Unusual Castration
UltimateChaos: Caps are falling into our chat, our churches, and our children. We must stand up against the caps, and stand strong.
UltimateChaos: Internet Explorer is never a choice, it’s a disease.
TheIdleProphet: And that if a deer breaks into the woods a rifle is perfectly suited for self defense, but if a human being breaks into your house a handgun may be a better option.
TheIdleProphet: o.o I really just said that deer break into the woods.
sparrak: wussup bitches?
TheIdleProphet: I have a black cat that pisses herself if it’s too dark because she can’t find herself.
L5RSamurai: UC, who’s that under your desk?
TheIdleProphet: I think the Mac thing would get a little confusing with gerunds.
BlametheVodka: What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
TheIdleProphet: My kid just ran into the office, “Mom wants to know if Tom Selleck is gay.”
diabolotry:Do I need to crack some heads?
TheIdleProphet: There’s 300 tons of ****ing ice, and 40,000 immigrant polar bears taking our jobs.
TheIdleProphet: Sometimes when slayer talks, I kill a pony so God doesn’t have to.
Baukwolf: I actually hate my biological mom lol
Baukwolf: Google isnt as funny as UC
TheIdleProphet: Oh, so you’re not the same idiot that was in here an hour ago?
Kyru: I went from below the air