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May. 08, 2012
Did anyone ever play Motherload on Miniclip? A similar game, but I prefer this version. 4/5.
New York Shark
Mar. 10, 2012
I just took down a plane with Osama Bin Laden's face on it as a shark wearing glasses, whilst drinking a beer in my left hand before destroying the Earth with a giant meteor. I can't even begin to describe my love for this game. 5/5.
Chuck the Sheep
Jan. 16, 2012
Is there anyway I can download the music from the main menu? I can't get enough.
Wake Up the Box 3
Dec. 23, 2011
READ THIS: Apparently if you actually believe me and copy and paste this to 12 people in the next 15 minutes you're in the bottom 5% of human intelligence world wide...
Because the box is wearing the suit I feel like I'm waking him up from a heavy office party induced hangover... In a way I sympathize with him and his wild eyes make me feel just the slightest guilt.
Dec. 17, 2011
I used to hang from gibbets. Then I took an arrow to the knee...
Oct. 15, 2011
Did I just hideously morph two Jellies together?
Sep. 17, 2011
If the Ryder Cup had holes like this I'd watch! 5/5
The Last Survivor
Jun. 25, 2011
A mute button would be golden. Other than the strange music and even stranger sound effects when moving yellow blocks, this game is pretty sweet.
Learn to Fly 2
Jun. 20, 2011
39 back flips, spinning vision and a little bit of sick in my mouth later - I realise there's no challenge for aerial stunts... 5/5
Snail Bob 2
Jun. 19, 2011
Did anyone else think/say: "Falcon punch!" When clicking the 'punch' button on level 6?
May. 29, 2011
Thanks to this game I didn't fail so hard in my biology A-level. Who says video games destroy your education and life?
Laser Cannon 2
May. 06, 2011
Radioactive barrels that explode... 5/5
Apr. 29, 2011
Great game. But, a little too much friction and the cannon is fairly weak. 4/5.
Potato bitches not believing their husbands. It's a cruel world... 5/5
Apr. 27, 2011
My Physics teacher just mouthed me off when I suggested this in class... Apparently, it doesn't 'cover moments and mechanics sufficiently' 5/5.
Apr. 17, 2011
'Homeaphant' a little too close to 'homophobe'?
...What kind of sick, twisted mammoth steals a hat, when covered in 'wool' already? He's as bad as Mussolini. 5/5.
Apr. 06, 2011
Allow me to explain the term: 'Over-kill'...
Flood Runner 3
Pterodactyl, annihilate score! 5/5
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