YESS!! All-time highscore GET! Protips for people who care about score:
1) When controlling Bowler, mashing up and S (or W and down) (or all 4) can improve your stomping speed, and give a chance to fire a projectile mid-air (!)
2) Hump and Pump can sometimes rise without being next to a wall, if you mash keys quickly enough. (Useful in lvl 16, not so much in lvl 38 because this is difficult to do with Pump)
3) Lvl 38 has one spot with unexpected behavior... can you find it? (This is so useful it ruins tip 2 even when you get it working with Pump)
4) The three randomly-generated levels in the Lost levels set: restart them until the best option comes (especially in lvl 47) and do it a few times just to be sure you got max score
5) In lvl 36, you can continue stomping on the middle boxes. If timed well, Jose will die first. Use tip 1!
Good luck with your quest to join the 280k+ club!
TL;DR: I don't go complain on Tower Defense games about how stupid they are and how I should be able to have moving units too that I could send anywhere. If you don't enjoy how this genre works, okay, don't play it. It doesn't make every game of this type bad. I bet there are good and bad TD games too, even though I can't tell the difference.
People who complain about the fact that the gameplay is a few minutes every once in a while: THATS HOW THIS GENRE WORKS. There are MANY browser games that work like that. If you don't like the genre, fine, but don't claim it's terrible. Having played several other games of this genre (Travian, Monstersgame, Knightfight, 8 Realms, OGame, some Pirates of the Caribbean game, perhaps even Cookie Clicker counts?), I have to say this is one of the best and I enjoy it the most and from the research about this game I have done, it seems the reincarnation system basically means that you can experience everything through a "new game +" type thing. It looks like it's pay to win if you care about being the best, but you don't have to pay anything to have fun, if this genre is fun for you - and there are many people who enjoy this genre.
bleistift2: The first person with the achievement was FunkyPear. At least that's how it was in beta. He actually forgot to give it to himself at the very beginning of beta so I (and a few more people) beat him without getting the achievement :D
Shortcuts for random attack modes (badge is possible without them though): "Kite" instead of "Diamond", "Root" instead of "Square root", "Bulb" instead of "Light", "Bowling" instead of "Bowling ball", "Pin" instead of "Tack", "Note" instead of "Music", "Lip" instead of "Mouth", "Yinyan" instead of "Yingyang", "Girl" instead of "Woman", "David star" instead of "Star of David". I don't know any other shortcuts (compared to the guides that get posted here. I'm sure there are longer ways to write many things though, so check them if you have figured things out on your own, you might be using something unneccessarily longer), if anyone has any more shortcuts, please post them! And good luck to all who don't have the badge yet!
ROFL I just got my personal highscore of 3,396 despite the first 9 bullets having total score of 63... lucky last bullet (and bonus 11th bullet that i got via the 10th)! My hilarious bullet scores: 10-8-9-3-7-0-14-6-6-1247-2086
Protip: Get the 12 mana 120 damage meteor as soon as possible. It can one-hit kill small crystals on green AND silver difficulties. Also, selling plants gives mana, which means you can convert your money into mana. Which means you can get 12 mana before a crystal on the other side of the screen multiplies. Silver difficulty is incredibly easy with this tactic.
YES! YESSS!! Level 15 without damage! I got really lucky, it kept spamming plasma (it has safespots) and rockets (just fly in infinity-symbol pattern at the bottom of the screen) and had one V-pattern with drops. I would have failed if it attacked with the net attack... Good luck to anyone trying to do the same, and yes, use plasma! It's much faster than lasers which I have used for normal completion.
Et3rnalLegend64, I have no idea why you got -3, because that's pretty good suggestion. This is as much fun as Amorphous+ (possibly more), and Amorphous+ has impossible badge for getting everything. I think this game deserves it too. But it would probably be one of the easier impossible badges, like Amorphous+'s.
Mouse-controlled Touhou is the best Touhou, even if it's not Touhou.
I favorited it even before playing, i have just started so i will post more references, if there are any, soon.
References so far: Badges:
Can't Outsmart Bullet - Heavy from Team Fortress 2 reference. The picture appears to be intentionally similar to Reisen Udongein Inaba's "suppository" bullets, in front of full moon. Touhou 8 - Imperishable Night reference.
Ten Desires - reference to Touhou 13 - Ten Desires (...OH DESIRE) (Demo version coming soon! Yes, they referenced game that's not out yet.)
All Cats Go to Bullet Heaven - All Dogs Go to Heaven reference.
Imperishable Player - again, Touhou 8 - Imperishable Night reference.
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