Latest Activity: Played The Hardest, Longest, and Most Interactive Game Ever (Mar 24, 2014 10:58am)
Points needed for next level: 51 Level
My name is Andrew and I’m a magical flying cow from another universe. In the sixteen short Earth years that I’ve been in your pathetic solar system, I’ve saved the Earth from 87.42 alien invasions. Most of those invasions were causes by my species (more specifically, myself – that’s not important, though). I’m basically the most bad ass thing since frozen waffles covered in bacon strips.