Latest Activity: Played Runescape (Jul 16, 2014 1:12pm)
Points needed for next level: 289 Level
My name is Andrew and I’m a magical flying cow from another universe. In the seventeen short Earth years that I’ve been in your pathetic solar system, I’ve saved the Earth from 1042 alien invasions. Most of those invasions were causes by my species (more specifically, myself – that’s not important, though). I’m basically the most bad ass thing since frozen waffles covered in bacon strips.