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About me

Blarlack is the destroyer of fun. I’m sorry ‘bout that, it’s just how things have to be.

I work for Bioware Mythic. I like most anything that can manage to keep me amused, and I am obsessive about achievements. If your game has an achievement, I will play it until I get it.

If I’m online, and not responding, I promise that I don’t hate you. Well, unless your name is Azieru. Then I don’t hate you all the time. It’s more that I spend time on Kong while I’m at work, and it’s hard to keep up with chat the entire time. If it’s important, leave me a whisper, and I’ll try to get back to you as soon as I can.

Ninja Chat 4 life.

Member Since: Oct. 13, 2007
Last Login: May. 24, 2012
Current Points: 20611
Comments: 7
Forum posts: 801
Website: http://rancidelectric.wordpress.com/

Age: 25
Sex: Male

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Revenant Repellent Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete the first two acts in Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo

Acquired Feb. 13, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Library Science Badge (easy - 5 points)

Level your librarian up to level 3 in Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo

Acquired Feb. 13, 2012

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Monster Cartographer Badge (hard - 30 points)

Upgrade your map room to level 2 in Backyard Monsters

Acquired Dec. 20, 2011

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Knowledge Is Power Badge (hard - 30 points)

Research 100 recipes in Swords & Potions

Acquired Dec. 19, 2011

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Peddle to the Medal Badge (hard - 30 points)

Accelerate your shop's earnings potential to full power by upgrading to all 4 workshops in Swords & Potions

Acquired Dec. 16, 2011

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Clover Quest Completion Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete the first quest assigned to you in Swords & Potions

Acquired Dec. 15, 2011

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Bullet List Badge (medium - 15 points)

Beat any 10 levels in Bullet Audyssey

Acquired Dec. 14, 2011

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Jedi Mind Trick Practice Badge (easy - 5 points)

Successfully haggle or suggest 5 items in Swords & Potions

Acquired Dec. 12, 2011

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Belly Full of Seamen Badge (easy - 5 points)

Eat 25 sailors in Moby Dick 2

Acquired Dec. 09, 2011

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Trailer Park Terror Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete your adventure with any 3 endings in The Visitor Returns

Acquired Dec. 08, 2011

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Little Experience Necessary Badge (easy - 5 points)

Reach experience level 3 in Bullet Audyssey

Acquired Dec. 06, 2011

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Skilled Survivor Badge (medium - 15 points)

Train up any skill on any survivor up to level 10 in Rebuild 2

Acquired Dec. 06, 2011

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48 Days Later Badge (medium - 15 points)

Keep your main character alive till Day 48 in Rebuild 2

Acquired Dec. 06, 2011

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Locked and Loaded Badge (easy - 5 points)

Scavenge up a weapon in Rebuild 2

Acquired Dec. 06, 2011

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Up Dot Goes Up Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete level 5 in Impasse

Acquired Dec. 05, 2011

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Careful What You Wish For Badge (medium - 15 points)

Collect 1,000 stars and get your dad back in Wish Upon a Star

Acquired Nov. 28, 2011

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Stargazer Badge (easy - 5 points)

Collect 50 stars in one day in Wish Upon a Star

Acquired Nov. 28, 2011

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Head-On Precision Badge (easy - 5 points)

Get an on-coming bonus of 750 in Freeway Fury 2

Acquired Nov. 28, 2011

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Go Ninja Go Ninja Go Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete 20 levels in Sticky Ninja Academy

Acquired Nov. 18, 2011

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Welcome to the Roughnecks Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 15 enemies in XenoSquad

Acquired Nov. 18, 2011

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My Little Zombie Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 200 zombies in Insectonator: Zombie mode

Acquired Nov. 17, 2011

Blarlack's Favorite Games

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: Realm of the Mad God

: Effing Hail

: Vertical Drop Heroes

: Heir

: Epic Coaster

: Zombies Took My Daughter!

Blarlack's game contributions

: Army: Fury in Orbital Onslaught; This is my army. I know that for some...

: Video: Red Dead Redempti... in YouKongregate; This song is ridiculously groovy - de...

: Video: VNV Nation - Beloved in YouKongregate; Absolutely breathtaking song. Worth a...

: Video: The Adventures of... in YouKongregate; This video is amazing in ways there a...

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: Angelwing

: Tarot Card: The High Priestess

: Eva Bovary, the Neophyte

: Coffin Nails

: Margo Curie, the Potion Brewer

: Periapt of Proof Against Poison and Other Things

: Sophie Merovingian, the Symbologist

: Sigil of Heartache

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: Dragonborn Medal

: Air Hogs Blue Sky Challenge

: LA Noire

: Thor: God of Thunder Challenge

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Badge earned Badge Of The Day: Do a Barrel Roll

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Badge earned Badge Of The Day: Purrninating the Peasants

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Badge earned Badge Of The Day: Perfect Picasso

Badge earned Badge Of The Day: Stay Inside the Lines

Badge earned Badge Of The Day: Paint Bucket

Friends Blarlack follows

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: Lystie

: cheyannew

: Grimnhor

: MercuryDomini

: gravekey

: AlisonEclaire

: Sirago

Blarlack's followers

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: Invisibleseeker

: Sup3r_Ninja42

: Saberbits

: hieijanjao

: johammond

: anders12344321

: helpe

Blarlack's shouts

Johanna_T

Oct 31, 2011 10:04pm

Happy Halloween!

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matdog92

Jun 23, 2011 11:59am

Hai blarlack long time no see,Remember me? You never shared your bacon if that helps >.>.

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Luckycows

Jun 1, 2011 11:51am

Wherever you go, whatever happens, you’re a great guy. Don’t let anyone tell you anything different. Because we knew you, we’ve been changed for good

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bunnykitten Jun 1, 2011 2:50pm

LOL! NO. XD. Blarlack isn’t a good guy!

Rachiface Jun 2, 2011 9:20am

Blarlack’s definitely evil. That just means you’ve been Tainted, Lucky. ;)

unknownperson6

Mar 4, 2011 2:49pm

Thanks for the portal :)

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Sir_Fratley

Feb 11, 2011 4:47pm

<3!!

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