BlizzardHedgehog's Comments


Bubbles 2

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Jul. 03, 2011

Rating: -4

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Ultimate Assassin 3

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Jul. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

You may need to refresh the page for the hard badge, rate up so everyone can see. Also, the game is partially luck-based, but it's more off of your own skill. Anyways, a restart key would be greatly appreciated, and PLEASE expand the soundtrack, it's not very thrilling to hear the same two tracks over and over.


Play Interlocked

Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 4

To those of you saying this game is too hard: Stop crying and get better eyesight/spatial thinking skills. Or look up a guide.

Snail Bob 2

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Jun. 24, 2011

Rating: 9

Looks like even snails are thinking with portals!

Sky Island

Play Sky Island

Jun. 18, 2011

Rating: 1


Boss Battle

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Jun. 17, 2011

Rating: 0

I didn't find this game to be very fun, I came expecting epic boss battle, I was disappointed when it was yet another trite, non-epic bullet hell.

Get Off My Lawn

Play Get Off My Lawn

Jun. 16, 2011

Rating: 5

Hey look buddy, I'm a lawnmower rider, that means I solve problems. Not problems like mowing my lawn, because that would fall within the purview of your practical problems. I solve impractical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... ...use a gun. And if that don't work... use electric fences and serrated mower blades.

Magi: The Fallen World

Play Magi: The Fallen World

Jun. 06, 2011

Rating: 10

Hero: Hey look, there's a treasure chest! I'm going to go open it, and along the way, I'll make sure to run into all the monsters on the way! Unique/Elite Monster: Nope.avi *Hero dies* Hero: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Insectonator: Zombie mode

Play Insectonator: Zombie mode

Jun. 04, 2011

Rating: 6

The only thing we're missing now are Quake sound effects. DOUBLE KILL! TRIPLE KILL! HEAD SHOT! DOMINATING! MULTI-KILL! MONSTER KILL!

Flood Runner 3

Play Flood Runner 3

May. 28, 2011

Rating: 1

Playing this while listening to Cantata Mortis and God in Fire is just beast.

GemCraft Labyrinth

Play GemCraft Labyrinth

May. 05, 2011

Rating: 9

*sees new GemCraft game on the frontpage* Damn it, there goes the next few months.

King's Guard

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Apr. 10, 2011

Rating: 7

I never thought I'd see Jack Sparrow, Thomas Jefferson and the Wicked Witch of the West fighting together.

Dragon's Call

Play Dragon's Call

Dec. 19, 2010

Rating: 6

So, in the dream at the beginning of the game, we are treated to a fight scene with hero vs. dragon where the fight system actually looks promising and non-automated like Caesary/Heroes of Gaia were. Turns out, we are treated to one of the most half-assed bullshit battle systems in history, where we have character portraits and text-based actions. Is that seriously the best that can be done? Try making an appealing RPG next time, please.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

Play Great Dungeon in the Sky

Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: 6

Dude, when I unlocked Blue Squad Engineer and Blue Squad Sniper I thought "Holy crap, Team Fortress 2."

Snail Bob

Play Snail Bob

Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: 14

Man, the lengths some people will go to for luxury...first we have MoneySeize in which a rich guy does death-defying acrobatics to build a bigass tower to heaven, then we have that drill game where some kid tunnels into the earth, gets an assload of treasure and sells it so he can have the fanciest boat in town, and now we have a snail who will risk getting poisoned, electrocuted and roasted alive just to find a dream home. What next, a redneck giraffe goes on a quest to fight zombies underwater so he can have enough money for a PS3 or 360?

Lord Of Ages

Play Lord Of Ages

Nov. 18, 2010

Rating: 6

NOO!! Not again, damn you, makers of Evony/Caesary/Civony/Kingory/WHATEVER THE HELL YOU'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR EXCUSE FOR A GAME THAT BELONGS ON FACEBOOK AND NOT ON THIS SITE. Please pardon my use of caps, but the emphasis was greatly needed.

Lucky Tower

Play Lucky Tower

Nov. 15, 2010

Rating: 35

You can't "slashy slashy" with a FREAKIN SLEDGEHAMMER.

Ultimate Assassin 2

Play Ultimate Assassin 2

Nov. 15, 2010

Rating: 0

I think that this game only partially succeeded in modelling an espionage game. Personally, I feel that the game was severely lacking, as the difficulty ramp got too steep too early on. Also, I would suggest adding a health bar and upgrade points that can be used to increase health, speed, special regeneration, etc., in a possible third installment. I also strongly suggest a serious change in soundtrack. Something that will make the blood pulse through your veins when you hear the first note. Additionally, it took far too long for the alarm to finish counting down. In general, it was not very good. 2/5


Play IntoSpace!

Nov. 15, 2010

Rating: -3

We can spend money to decrease wind resistance!? LOGIC BREAK!

Feed the King

Play Feed the King

Nov. 15, 2010

Rating: 0

Looks like we found an even bigger fatass than the King of Town.