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Play Bubbles 2 Bubbles 2 Jul. 03, 2011
BBBBuuuuuubbbbbblllllleeeeeessssss 222222 iiiiiiisssss aaaaaaa rrrrrreeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy pppssssssyyyycccccchhhhhheeeeddddeeeeelllliiittttttrrrrriiiiipppppppyyyyyy gggggaaaammmmeeeeee yyyyyyyoooooo.
Play Ultimate Assassin 3 Ultimate Assassin 3 Jul. 01, 2011
You may need to refresh the page for the hard badge, rate up so everyone can see. Also, the game is partially luck-based, but it's more off of your own skill. Anyways, a restart key would be greatly appreciated, and PLEASE expand the soundtrack, it's not very thrilling to hear the same two tracks over and over.
Play Interlocked Interlocked Jun. 24, 2011
To those of you saying this game is too hard: Stop crying and get better eyesight/spatial thinking skills. Or look up a guide.
Play Snail Bob 2 Snail Bob 2 Jun. 24, 2011
Looks like even snails are thinking with portals!
Play Sky Island Sky Island Jun. 18, 2011
HOLY CRAP 3D.
Play Boss Battle Boss Battle Jun. 17, 2011
I didn't find this game to be very fun, I came expecting epic boss battle, I was disappointed when it was yet another trite, non-epic bullet hell.
Play Get Off My Lawn Get Off My Lawn Jun. 16, 2011
Hey look buddy, I'm a lawnmower rider, that means I solve problems. Not problems like mowing my lawn, because that would fall within the purview of your practical problems. I solve impractical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... ...use a gun. And if that don't work... use electric fences and serrated mower blades.
Play Magi: The Fallen World Magi: The Fallen World Jun. 06, 2011
Hero: Hey look, there's a treasure chest! I'm going to go open it, and along the way, I'll make sure to run into all the monsters on the way! Unique/Elite Monster: Nope.avi *Hero dies* Hero: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Play Insectonator: Zombie mode Insectonator: Zombie mode Jun. 04, 2011
The only thing we're missing now are Quake sound effects. DOUBLE KILL! TRIPLE KILL! HEAD SHOT! DOMINATING! MULTI-KILL! MONSTER KILL!
Play Flood Runner 3 Flood Runner 3 May. 28, 2011
Playing this while listening to Cantata Mortis and God in Fire is just beast.
Play GemCraft Labyrinth GemCraft Labyrinth May. 05, 2011
*sees new GemCraft game on the frontpage* Damn it, there goes the next few months.
Play King's Guard King's Guard Apr. 10, 2011
I never thought I'd see Jack Sparrow, Thomas Jefferson and the Wicked Witch of the West fighting together.
Play Dragon's Call Dragon's Call Dec. 19, 2010
So, in the dream at the beginning of the game, we are treated to a fight scene with hero vs. dragon where the fight system actually looks promising and non-automated like Caesary/Heroes of Gaia were. Turns out, we are treated to one of the most half-assed bullshit battle systems in history, where we have character portraits and text-based actions. Is that seriously the best that can be done? Try making an appealing RPG next time, please.
Play Great Dungeon in the Sky Great Dungeon in the Sky Nov. 26, 2010
Dude, when I unlocked Blue Squad Engineer and Blue Squad Sniper I thought "Holy crap, Team Fortress 2."
Play Snail Bob Snail Bob Nov. 26, 2010
Man, the lengths some people will go to for luxury...first we have MoneySeize in which a rich guy does death-defying acrobatics to build a bigass tower to heaven, then we have that drill game where some kid tunnels into the earth, gets an assload of treasure and sells it so he can have the fanciest boat in town, and now we have a snail who will risk getting poisoned, electrocuted and roasted alive just to find a dream home. What next, a redneck giraffe goes on a quest to fight zombies underwater so he can have enough money for a PS3 or 360?
Play Lord Of Ages Lord Of Ages Nov. 18, 2010
NOO!! Not again, damn you, makers of Evony/Caesary/Civony/Kingory/WHATEVER THE HELL YOU'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR EXCUSE FOR A GAME THAT BELONGS ON FACEBOOK AND NOT ON THIS SITE. Please pardon my use of caps, but the emphasis was greatly needed.
Play Lucky Tower Lucky Tower Nov. 15, 2010
You can't "slashy slashy" with a FREAKIN SLEDGEHAMMER.
Play Ultimate Assassin 2 Ultimate Assassin 2 Nov. 15, 2010
I think that this game only partially succeeded in modelling an espionage game. Personally, I feel that the game was severely lacking, as the difficulty ramp got too steep too early on. Also, I would suggest adding a health bar and upgrade points that can be used to increase health, speed, special regeneration, etc., in a possible third installment. I also strongly suggest a serious change in soundtrack. Something that will make the blood pulse through your veins when you hear the first note. Additionally, it took far too long for the alarm to finish counting down. In general, it was not very good. 2/5
Play IntoSpace! IntoSpace! Nov. 15, 2010
We can spend money to decrease wind resistance!? LOGIC BREAK!
Play Feed the King Feed the King Nov. 15, 2010
Looks like we found an even bigger fatass than the King of Town.