 "Bloodfrost")
Hi i’m ßløødƒrøst øøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø ♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣ Something funny I read or wrote once.Enjoy! “real gamers dont use controllers… they play the whole game in their mind” “then how do they play multiplayer?” “a bunch of them get in a room together and rattle off verbose descriptions of what’s going on” ribnag: Why, how else can you have a stable eHousehold to raise the eKids? SuperChick7: I don’t babysit Kong Babies. Starshooter123: RN, your coma is in a daughter. RestlessNative: I know it is bad but it does make me giggle……“Holy Crip its a crapple!” Ronald Reagan ~ “A hippy is someone that looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah.” Don Burness ~ My Enemies gnathonic toads infesting fleas this is the tribe of my enemies joyless drones self-righteous frouds they honor each other with false applause jealous knaves consumed by hate ever eager to extirpate dull lifeless they can not soar on winds of dancing metaphors what a paltry pathetic thing to honor mediocrity as your king and when the king lets out a fart they love the smell with their heart I wish them scrofulous day ahead and my they rightly be remembered as zeros when they’re dead!PlagueJester: What I don’t get is brail DRIVE UP atms. PlagueJester: “I used to hate it when it rained, but then I realized it’s god’s way of washing off hippies.” unknow:a wise man once said we do not inherit the earth from our ancestors we borrow it from our children piemonkey2: Do you think the National Competitive Eaters Association should ban marijuana as a performance-enhancing drug? zmanzach4: If you take medicine for a cold, it’ll go away in a week. Without medicine, 7 days. unknow ~ It’s quotes like “My religion is the only right one” that can be blamed for the most atrocious events in human history. elldaman311: i still cant get the devil hard Unknow ~ Sticks and stones may break my bones but typed words can never hurt me. valkyrie: Ok.. I am on my knees. Now what? PlagueJester: “Damn that’s an ugly baby…” trdef: thats the thing about bunnies…. they breed like rabbits Unknow~ I´m soooooo supporting womens emancipation: I open my own beer Unknow~Light thinks it travals faster then anything,but it is wrong,no matter how fast light travals it finds the darkness has gotten there first and is waiting for it. Bloodfrost: Arrrrg Sailing the 7 seas in search of booty Bloodfrost: Thats not meh pegleg! Bloodfrost: Pirate High School Davey Jones locker #324 status: Occupied CheezezbergrPls: I thought i was supposed to get you wet GamerzX: Will you call upon me for wild cybering? Bloodfrost: I want a Pope hat too sexytechnophobe: it gloop-rapes me :( blood18: Hey only I’m allowed to glomp-rape techno MyBrother(not a person on here) DSxXevious: Those balls are hard to beat…. Katare: Innocent Child: “Mommy, why are they so stupid?” MyBrother(not a person on here) MyBrother(not a person on here) MyBrother(not a person on here) Unknown-As I got my hair cut recently, my seven-year-old son sat waiting on the bench in the barbershop, engrossed in a magazine. Turns out, of course, it was a copy of Playboy. A barber kindly took it away, and everyone had a good laugh. On the way home, my son, sensing his reading material had been inappropriate, apologetically told me,“Dad I just want you to know….I wasnt reading any of the articles.” Activity FeedBloodfrost has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |