Blshna65

To those who this may be concerned….. I’m….. busy…. with Stuff….. things….. so um….. yeah……. carry on..

I wonder where all the unicorns went? Someone tell me? I miss unicorns….. and bacon…….. so I’ve hardly been getting on and if I do I get on for Idle RPG 2…… mm yess…. watching bars on the screen…… heh oh and….. what else……. I feel like there was something else…. ah whatever…. I’m lazy and done for now…. oh yeah…. Allen is a little bitch! (from Walking Dead haha)

So I re-read this and it’s depressing how such a short time ago I was such an Idiot

(P.S. IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW PAINTO TaurenPainto IS ONEPIECEROBIN)

Just to start off if u hate weird individuals who ask random questions dont talk to me. I dont really lighten up around others except when im with my friends or if people are talking about something i find interesting.
I would listen to any type of music except country I dont like country… I like to play COD: Black Ops on the PS3. I’m likes to eat bacon and chocolate, I play video games so much that I should have a record. But, despite my sedentary lifestyle I still have a slim figure _; also I like anime, hate mean people, and try to be a peacekeeper to others. I have few friends in real life (about 6 whom i couldnt exist without) but we are all close. Er……… is it weird if you spend a lot of time texting a girl and shes just a “friend”? I personally think so Lol but idk….. If you be a hater I don’t care but this is for you: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮‎(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
I also truly hate noobs of most kinds but if you prove yourself intelligent I might talk to you. Otherwise….. ‎(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 GTFO

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Under the command of Duncan the terrible, a member of the jewsquanders, a group of pirates who stalk the seven seas of ibary. Ma pirate name is blshna, the serpents sting. Im on the Duncans flagship “The Sea Dog”

http://kongregate.wikia.com/wiki/ItBeARoomYo%21

1,163,879th member of kongregate

1,000th badge achieved: February 9th, 2013 10:21 P.M.

Funny Ass Game/Chat Quotes:

tdogg: Being a hero just means you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and fast enough to make it work.

You’ll need my balls in order to complete your work. But you’re not getting them from me" “You can’t fool me! You need my balls more than I want yours just for your stupid wish!” – My Little Army

tdogg: ima kill him with a knife to the throat.
Blshna65: and butcher his animals to make a new coat
Blshna65: XD
tdogg: ..
tdogg: stfu.
Blshna65: lol
Blshna65: dont tell me to stfu thats how i survive
tdogg: ..
tdogg: SHUT YOURASS UP

niceee50: gears of war?
niceee50: :p
Blshna65: lol
wtfstfu76: we got gears
Blshna65: i never cared for that game except for whore mode
DualLeverSGseth: Whore mode?
wtfstfu76: Damn straight

wtfstfu76: Ps3 is great
wtfstfu76: There you got a queerbox user to admit sex station 3 is great
Blshna65: yayyy
DualLeverSGseth: We get free sex
DualLeverSGseth: You get free queers.

Odin75: HEY
Blshna65: I SWEAR IM A GODDAMNED BADGE JUNKIE
Blshna65: oh
niceee50: lol
Blshna65: hey Odin
Odin75: Tdogg is a bitch
Odin75: :D

Blshna65: so hear ye in mute hell: **** YOU AND STAY THE **** THERE WHILE I GO GET A GUN TO SEND JUSTIN BIEBER DOWN THERE WITH YOU

Blshna65: go preach your REACH somewhere else
kevthek1d: i like xbox for gears
gorgakthedragon: LOL
Blshna65: Gears is for queers

katiecat10196:u cant be a cat im a freaking cat
Onepiecerobin: Allo, cat.
RebelRising313: ee-nay-chok
katiebird400: It’s not a cat
Brambleclaw78: im kute kitteh
Blshna65: I’m a fail whale :D

Onepiecerobin:I’m an idiot, rapist, petifile, cat priest, slave, and man.

Blshna65:now I’ll lend you this mute knife for now
astroboy1234: heyy
Painto: Sorry, lil. But the mute knife… blsh has handed it to me! I dare noth fail mine quest, I shall slay thine beast with all my life!
Painto: Trips and stabs self with knife
Blshna65: astro please tell me you’re not like lilwhezzy
astroboy1234: how?
DocOfWarfare: I already had it and passed it along.
Blshna65: you’re not a 7th grader right?
astroboy1234: no
Blshna65: good
Painto: Still muted him. Even though I failed

Blshna65:Nooo don’t let him infect you!
vampiregirl14: Lol. Okay Blsh
lilwhezzy: tk tk tk sorry girl
Blshna65: He has noobinsons disease!

Painto: And with the final strike, Lil fell wounded, silenced by all… sad this tale was, yet worthy of me. Moral: If you see a person with Lil in his name, run.

Painto:…What happens if I dance naked in the snow singing along to “The muffin man”?

Painto: Wait… hehe, that’s funny guys, now put away the mini-bats… get aw—- GET AWAY—- gets mugged by pillsberry dough boy children

BrokenBeavty: why are you so rude to me tdogg :(
tdogg: Because I love you, and need you to be my E-girl.
Brokenbeavty: noooo sir >_>
tdogg: It’s okay too, I got malware protection, we won’t catch any viruses having E-sex :)

tdogg: Jeb and pro: feel free to add insult to injury, to spit in the open wound, to kick him while he is down >.> I got some foods to get.

An encounter with a troll claiming to be a 12 year old
taylalock:whats ya number and email
taylalock: baby
Blshna65: my number is 911 and my email is lolwtf@stfu.com

Blshna65:for the….. fourth time I think? no, thank you
Blshna65: Since you’re in Australia, I suggest you get to bed young lady
SirSpoogie: you have dance recital tomorrow
Blshna65: ^
taylalock: no its 4.20 over here in the afternoon
Blshna65: mhm……..
Blshna65: go do homework then
(she/he was attempting to ‘seduce’ me….. it was pretty messed up guys no lie)

suddenly, Tork to the rescuee!
Tork_angegh: SPOOGIE HOW DARE YOU!
taylalock: hold on a sec
Blshna65: Tork!
Blshna65: this is some scary shiz man
Tork_angegh: YOU ARE ONLY TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
Blshna65: save meh!
Tork_angegh: Heya Blshy
SirSpoogie: well i never said i’d have sex with her
Tork_angegh: What’s wrong
SirSpoogie: he just asked me if i wanted to have sex
Blshna65: She’s crazy man
SirSpoogie: i mean she
Blshna65: lol
Blshna65: trying to get me and Spoog >.> God it’s horrible
Tork_angegh:Look she is only 14 she can’t have that many STDs you should just hit it and run
taylalock: please
Blshna65: nooo
Tork_angegh: but like hit it with a baseball bat
SirSpoogie: she’s from australia EVERYTHING is poisonous
Tork_angegh:OH FU- Australia vag will bite back

JeremytheUndead: Grabs a dozen of cats and a cat-a-pault
JeremytheUndead: Fire!
Blshna65: Ahhh I see what you did there
JeremytheUndead: Fires at the house of Blshna
JeremytheUndead: Stop being so smart!
Blshna65: Oh no flying Pussies >.<
JeremytheUndead: Goes to the store for more cats
Brokenbeavty: lol!
Brokenbeavty: brrrrb shower time
JeremytheUndead: Lady:Sorry,we all out.Me:Damn!Guess I’ll have to get some female dogs.
Blshna65: kk >.<
Blshna65: Crap now he’s gonna shoot bitches at me
JeremytheUndead: Fires bitches at Blshna
Brokenbeavty: lmao
Blshna65: AHH DAMN IT JERM, THAT BITCH JUST BROKE MY WINDOW
JeremytheUndead: Runs
Blshna65: too lazy to go after Jerm
JeremytheUndead: Comes back to the scene of the crime
JeremytheUndead: Sorry,forgot the last bitch.
JeremytheUndead: Cat-a-pault sends bitch to my house
Blshna65: is doing nothing about the rampant bitches
JeremytheUndead: Crap!
JeremytheUndead: Grr…
JeremytheUndead: *Complains to cat-a-pault store

A pm poem by Broken
Brokenbeavty: roses arnt red violet arent blue there is no way on earth i would cry for you so dont tell me you love me because i know its not true but guess what player i just played you to

Blshna65: Gasp! Bons! DO YOU HAS A CANE AND A LIMP?
TaurenPainto: …Er… Nice glasses, Shay?
poopiebonbons: Yes, FOR I AM DR. HOUSE
Blshna65: HUZZAH!!!

TaurenPainto: Haduken… I wish I knew what that was from… But I do know that over 9000 is from Dragonball Z…
Brokenbeavty: gets next to painto (⌐■_■)
Blshna65: gulp hey Bons i think we’d better leave the planet real fast
Blshna65: Its from Street Fighter
poopiebonbons: Agreed
Blshna65: From a fighter named Ryu
Brokenbeavty: HADUUUKKEEEEEENNNNNS PAINTO FULL POWER* (⌐■_■)!!!!!!!!
Blshna65: who is coincidentally leaves the earth with bons
poopiebonbons: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Blshna65: Her brother xD
Brokenbeavty: WHICH TOTALLY DEVISTATES HIM
TaurenPainto: …Lookit all the colors… IT HAZ ALL TEH COLORS…. R.I.P. PAINTO

Blshna65: don’t have a mating call O.O I must formulate one
wolfboy1331: I have one..
art_demon: ‘aroo’?
Blshna65: nahh
Blshna65: umm
wolfboy1331: Hey, wanna have sex? Kewl..
wolfboy1331: XD
art_demon: hubbahubba?
wolfboy1331: EPIC MATING CALL XD
Blshna65: got it it shall be BWAHAAHAHAHA
art_demon: “nice shoes! wanna…..
Blshna65: thats more like an even laugh though…..
wolfboy1331: Yep… – 3-
art_demon: play parcheesi?”
Blshna65: GOD- THATS IT! It shall be: ‘Goddammit!’
wolfboy1331: Just do mine, ask if they wanna have sex.. That simple… – 3-
art_demon: excellent choice, blsh… that’ll confuse them and then you can steal their oreos

tdogg: People say “Look at rainbows, that is proof that god exists”
tdogg: I say “That is proof that god is gay”
tdogg: It wasnt adam and steve! It was abel and eve!

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