I was only 20 years old
I loved deadmau5 so much, I had all the merchandise and music
I pray to deadmau5 every night before bed, thanking him for the sounds I’ve been given
“Deadmau5 is love, deadmau5 is life…”
My dad hears me and calls me an electro hippie
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for deadmau5
I called him a Kandi Kid.
He laughs at me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m whining now, and my pride hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s deadmau5
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “LOL U MAD BRO?”
He grabs me with his not very powerful skinny hands and gives me a seat from the Purrari
I’m ready
I spread my ear open, ready for his for music
It penetrates my eardrums
It hurts so much but I do it for deadmau5
I can feel my skull tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against the impedance
I want to please deadmau5
He meows a mighty meow as he ruins my hearing
My dad walks in
Deadmau5 looks him straight in the eyes and says “Dubstep sucks.”
He leaves through my window
Deadmau5 is love, deadmau5 is life.
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