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Founder of Progaw

EST. 2009

“Non slolum fagum est romani eunt domus”

I’m not a QUOTES FAG but this is too funny to forget

In a nut shell:

Jewsus666: Your girlfriend has a peanut head, broseph. Dump the bitch and film it.

Cabgrejesus: Yeah! Want to go stab some faggots later? You know. Because we’re those kinds of people?

Jewsus666: WOULD I?!

sometime later

Jewsus666: Did you do it?

Cabgregate: Nah. i’ll just have to be extra nasty when I break up with this ho. Maybe get my nutcracker out.

Irishgeek: Excuse me my goodmen, but I declare an orgy!

Cabgregate and Jewsus at the same time: OOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

And then…..

Cabgregate: Hey everybody, grifkiller is a fat ass autistic loser and will probably kill himself at the age of 17. Let’s laugh at him!

Everybody and their mother: HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!

grifkiller leaves

  • Member Since: Mar. 20, 2010
  • Last Login: May. 27, 2012
  • Current Points: 630
  • Comments: 5
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: In your house
  • Age: 79
  • Sex: Male
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ReverendoRichard

Feb 3, 2012 6:20pm

Penis.

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Cabgregate

Jan 30, 2012 5:22am

Which part of it is ahem inappropriate for this website? It would help if you were to be specific, instead of stupid.

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Jan 29, 2012 9:39pm

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ReverendOWillard

Dec 25, 2011 9:43pm

Cab, we have very serious manners to discuss. So serious that I both shouted you and PMed you.

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