Calvinater's Comments

Game Comments
Play Pandemic 2 Pandemic 2 Jun. 25, 2013
just questioned the logic of this game for the first time: why is bacteria more resistant to drugs than viruses is, and why is parasite the least visible? this game is awesome, but it'd be cool if the next one made a little more sense :)
Play Cyclomaniacs Epic Cyclomaniacs Epic Mar. 18, 2013
omer: you turn yourself upside down in the air, then start spinning in the other direction to get right side up again. just make sure you don't do a 360 degree flip in one direction, and you'll be good!
Play Cyclomaniacs Epic Cyclomaniacs Epic Mar. 11, 2013
*Realizes landing on your head doesn't make you restart at last checkpoint* ... *Cries tears of joy*
Developer response from turboNuke

yay, someone finally spots something we changed fundamentally to gameplay. It also saved us a lot of time adding checkpoints in.

Play Cyclomaniacs Epic Cyclomaniacs Epic Mar. 11, 2013
Just bought a brand new SUV today after driving the same minivan around for 10 years. Yet somehow, Cyclomaniacs 3 being out strikes me as a much bigger deal.
Play Bloons TD 5 Bloons TD 5 Mar. 10, 2013
That awkward moment when you forget to hit the fast forward button and wonder why the bloons seem like they're moving through jello.
Play Bloons TD 5 Bloons TD 5 Mar. 08, 2013
Anyone else ever wondered how tacks can damage floating bloons?
Play MnB2:How to win MnB2:How to win Nov. 30, 2012
Why on earth would I send my free Officer off the battlefield? Not that he's particularly useful, but he's certainly not so bad that he should be wasted.
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Nov. 02, 2012
I like this game a lot!
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Nov. 01, 2012
Osama- I'm not even talking about the stupid/pointless comments. I'm talking about the perfectly normal ones (like bacteriaman's) that somehow get 10+ thumbs down. Apparently a comment about drull hitting booby traps is really, really unaccaptable.
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Nov. 01, 2012
I suppose that is a yes. I'm going to pretend that thumbs down are actually thumbs up, for the sake of my self-esteem.
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Nov. 01, 2012
Do people on BYM just love giving thumbs down on comments?
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 26, 2012
+ so kixeye sees we need updates!
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 25, 2012
fuk shit like this game like "give me money!" gay!. i dont pay if u do ur stupid.
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 23, 2012
+ if everything shouldnt cost so many resources! its to expensive.
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 18, 2012
they should make it so wen like ur upgrad takes to long it's like "free upgrad!" sometimes. so it doesnt upgrade supper long.
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 17, 2012
On the whole "chain upgrade" thing: they make money off shiny. Not that that's a bad thing, but essentially when you ask to chan upgrade/chain build you're saying "Can you please make it easier for me to not give you money?" I agree it's annoying, but don't expect a top comment about it to make them fix it.
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 17, 2012
quare
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 17, 2012
eeeeeeeeeeee
Play Backyard Monsters (removed) Backyard Monsters (removed) Oct. 17, 2012
;)
Play Into Space 2 Into Space 2 Oct. 17, 2012
wy is this evn on kongregate? like i like games, butnot bad 1s.