CaptainGame's Comments

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Play Drunken Masters Drunken Masters Aug. 15, 2014
@SkyMan25 Try this: http://drunkenmasters.availds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bartending-guide.txt
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jun. 13, 2014
What, exactly, is going on with my lemonade stands? I mean, I'm OK with it, but I'd like to know exactly how we're selling these that I'm generating 500+ dollars every time I blink.
Play Run 3 Run 3 Jun. 13, 2014
I love the game, but to be honest, I'm beginning to think "Jump 3" would've been a more accurate name.
Play Pixelo Pixelo Apr. 27, 2014
Holy griddlers, Batman! I love picross puzzles, and getting this many free is a dream come true...
Play Relive Your Life Relive Your Life Apr. 18, 2014
One of the cool things about this game is that there are more options than you can see... for example, in the very beginning when you're a sperm, you have three options: Resist completely and be a boy, do nothing and be a girl, or resist partially and become... something different. There's plenty more like that, so experiment.
Play Fishy Waters Fishy Waters Apr. 17, 2014
A.K.A. "Fish Took My Father".
Play Trigger Knight Trigger Knight Apr. 09, 2014
Here lies Trigger Knight. She ran fast and died a virgin.
Play Level Editor 3 Level Editor 3 Mar. 29, 2014
Dear Spike Ball Thing: What are you and why do you hate me?
Play Doodle God Doodle God Mar. 29, 2014
@plaz2wn But Plankton + Stone = Shell.
Play Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus Mar. 25, 2014
I love how you just have god powers here... Especially being able to just cancel natural disasters Imagine if you were walking down the street and you just found a flyer that said "ATTN: Earthquake canceled due to lack of interest"
Play Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus Mar. 25, 2014
@Purpletoonlink The nexus doesn't do anything. It's just there to serve as an objective, something you aim for to win or earn points.
Play Learn to Fly Idle Learn to Fly Idle Mar. 18, 2014
I missed the part in the movie where the Empire trained a penguin to fire inter-planetary missiles at Hoth.
Developer response from light_bringer777

It's not *clearly* stated, but if you read between the lines it's mentioned by 2 Ewoks.

Play Learn to Fly Idle Learn to Fly Idle Mar. 18, 2014
And, and local news, women tired of douchebags in fedoras have put a 65,000 dollar bounty on each fedora brought to them to be incinerated. Details at 11.
Play Rebuild 2 Rebuild 2 Mar. 15, 2014
Will London the dog appear in Gangs of Deadsville? He's turned up so bloody much in every round I play that it would just feel weird for him to NOT be around.
Play Rebuild 2 Rebuild 2 Mar. 14, 2014
What, exactly, happens to survivors if you reclaim the area they're in without recruiting them?
Play Frantic 3 Frantic 3 Mar. 11, 2014
Maybe if I play this game a while, someday I'll be good enough to try Touhou.
Play Get Off My Lawn Get Off My Lawn Mar. 06, 2014
Don't feel bad about killing people who weren't going to step on your lawn... they were OBVIOUSLY thinking about doing it later.
Play Idleplex Idleplex Feb. 26, 2014
Huh... My fully upgraded lawnmowers dipped to under 30k DPS for a while there... I clicked them and shook them around a bit and they came back up to speed, so I'm just going to assume a pig got stuck in the blades.
Play Idleplex Idleplex Feb. 26, 2014
@Svenlg Unlock crackers and grow some of those and then tell me gardening is useless.
Play Achievement Unlocked 3 Achievement Unlocked 3 Feb. 25, 2014
It honestly bothers me a that a series designed to make fun of achievements and metagaming is so darn fun.