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Play N (Official Web Version) N (Official Web Version) May. 18, 2013
I find it hilarious that most of the time, I get killed immediately after reaching the door.
Play A small talk at the back of beyond A small talk at the back of beyond May. 14, 2013
Also, I couldn't seem to ask the AI what happened to the supposed other survivors. I was hoping to tug on its story until it unraveled.
Play A small talk at the back of beyond A small talk at the back of beyond May. 14, 2013
You all keep calling the ship a he... I'm going to imagine it's a she. If I'm going to die, I'd at least like to find love first.
Play Outernauts Outernauts May. 07, 2013
I'm presently playing this while I play Pokemon. 'sup dawg, I heard you like training monsters, so we put monster training in your monster training so you can train monsters while you train monsters.
Play Bloons TD 5 Bloons TD 5 May. 02, 2013
The further into the game I go and the more I upgrade my towers, the less this looks like a tower defense game and the more it looks like Touhou. Energy bullets everywhere!
Play Farm of Souls Farm of Souls Apr. 29, 2013
Quick question... why do my people die every minute or so when the animals in this zoo over here are apparently immortal?
Play Wonder Rocket Wonder Rocket Apr. 28, 2013
A large problem in modern rocket science is the fact that the very fuel that the rocket runs on weighs it down, causing it to consume more fuel. Obviously, the solution to this problem is to steer the rocket into magical flying fuel cans. Obviously.
Play Ninja Slash Ninja Slash Apr. 22, 2013
Anyway, my only real complaint is that it would be nice to have some new stages... I'm used to these three already.
Play Ninja Slash Ninja Slash Apr. 22, 2013
Protip: You can cut a jump short by pressing down in midair. Very useful for making sure you don't accidentally fly over the zombie you need to kill to keep your combo alive.
Play NoNoSparks: The Ark NoNoSparks: The Ark Apr. 18, 2013
You know why octopi are so smart? Because the one on the ark had to learn to outsmart an elephant, and it taught its kids.
Play NoNoSparks: Genesis NoNoSparks: Genesis Apr. 10, 2013
And on the 8th day, God made a laser T-Rex, as he spent His day off watching Godzilla and had rampaging monsters on the brain.
Play NoNoSparks: Genesis NoNoSparks: Genesis Apr. 10, 2013
Demon Girl sure seems to love her job.
Play Cat God vs Sun King 2 Cat God vs Sun King 2 Apr. 04, 2013
I don't understand how I just shot down a fireball with a fireball.
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Mar. 23, 2013
Note to self: Apparently, the fire-breathing organ in a hydra is located in the body, not in the mouth or head.
Play Give Up Give Up Mar. 21, 2013
For the record, I didn't give up because I'm a quitter, I gave up because my hand was cramping so much I could no longer hit the arrow keys properly.
Play FPS-MAN FPS-MAN Mar. 04, 2013
Honestly, I laughed when I saw a Pac-Man game labeled as horror, but... that's exactly what it is. You've turned an excellent arcade classic into an excellent survival horror game. I might as well be a post-Armageddon survivor trying to gather supplies before the nuclear abominations sniff me out.
Play FPS-MAN FPS-MAN Mar. 04, 2013
Remember, folks, this is what Pac-Man has to go through every time you put a quarter in the machine... except it's even scarier for him because he's not in control of his actions.
Play The Last Stand: Dead Zone The Last Stand: Dead Zone Feb. 13, 2013
Bonus points for letting me earn fuel in-game instead of making it real money only - I really appreciate that.
Play Papa's Hot Doggeria Papa's Hot Doggeria Feb. 02, 2013
...A "Chiliria" poster...? Could this be a clue towards the next Papa's Fooderia game?
Play Papa's Hot Doggeria Papa's Hot Doggeria Feb. 02, 2013
What's with this Pinch Hitwell guy? He's on a different team every time he comes in! No trade deadline in Papa-land, clearly.