Captain_Catface's Comments

Game Comments
Play Galactic Gems 2: New Frontiers Galactic Gems 2: New Frontiers May. 06, 2014
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the rating (And possible reviews) for this game are being tampered with. At least three of the current "best" reviews look like the same sort of spam you'd see in the iStore... Two of which are from accounts which have done nothing on Kong other than comment on this game. Reviews that are not positive are being mass downrated. The game itself is just a generic match-3. Unless Kong's community has degraded even worse than it seems, I am calling shenanigans on the game's current 4+ rating.
Play Papa's Pastaria Papa's Pastaria Jan. 18, 2014
It would be rather nice if we could just give the entire series a 1/5, without loading each new version.
Play Idle Farmer Idle Farmer Dec. 15, 2013
Excellent game. I've been waiting for someone to make a better-than-average idle game for quite a while. Nice start, and I really hope you work on adding more content to it.
Play Papa's Hot Doggeria Papa's Hot Doggeria Nov. 19, 2012
Oh look... This game again. Once or twice was fine; but the entire series is the same set of re-releases over and over. Do flash gaming a favour, rate this 1/5 before it spreads.
Play Bomb Buddies Bomb Buddies Nov. 16, 2012
1/5 Downloadable Game. >:E I reject change. Change is bad.
Play Smashmuck Champions Smashmuck Champions Oct. 06, 2012
Any and all downloadable games shall receive a 1/5. Unity and Java were one step too far out of the realm of safety. The support for a (paid) iPod app was ridiculous. But now; supporting downloadable games? Purely unacceptable, especially if they get badges.
Play Mini Fish Screensaver Idle Mini Fish Screensaver Idle Sep. 10, 2012
Mini-dinner Screensaver Idle. Is there a... *Cat*fish? C:
Developer response from Darkscanner

Buddumtsh! Yup.

Play Skywire 2 Skywire 2 Aug. 17, 2012
Boring, repetitive, incredibly slow-paced. It's okay for a mobile game, but not at all impressive.
Play World of Mutants 2: Reincarnation World of Mutants 2: Reincarnation Jul. 13, 2012
If you're going to have a mute button, make sure it mutes all the sounds. As for the rest; it's just a repetitive side-scrolling shooter with little/nothing unique.
Play Strike Force Heroes Strike Force Heroes Jul. 09, 2012
Just like Raze, the majority of the difficulty is due to the allied AI being grossly incompetent. ...Sigh.
Play Mario vs Monsters Mario vs Monsters Jul. 06, 2012
Well. It's pretty much a mediocre shooter-platformer.
Play Guess The Password To Win Kreds!!! Guess The Password To Win Kreds!!! Jun. 17, 2012
...Well that was easy.
Developer response from newfunland

Donated

Play Lunar Defense Lunar Defense Apr. 20, 2012
Stencyl game. 1/5. Bad game, still 1/5.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 06, 2012
I will never understand how such mediocre cookie-cutter games consistently get such high ratings.
Play Castle Commander Castle Commander Mar. 03, 2012
I do rather like this... But either a rally point or a select-all button would be nice. Or, even an auto-move which sends your units towards the nearest enemy unit/building.
Play Medieval Crusade 2 Online Medieval Crusade 2 Online Jan. 23, 2012
Uhoh. Now I can't log in. I enter my name/password, the loading cursor appears, and nothing happens.
Play Medieval Crusade 2 Online Medieval Crusade 2 Online Jan. 23, 2012
Very glad it's out of beta! I think what I miss most are my dual empire rings. xD But, hell, it's a fun game... Time to grind another day away!
Developer response from diploms1

24,000 for your rings capt'n, and thanks for testing!

Play GunBall 2: Emperor Revenge GunBall 2: Emperor Revenge Jan. 04, 2012
Great game, if only it weren't so short... A bit higher difficulty on the bosses would be nice as well.
Play Canoniac Launcher Canoniac Launcher Dec. 22, 2011
It's very typical for it's genre; though it seems rather mediocre. Adding the site-locked content really didn't help matters.
Play Versus Umbra Versus Umbra Dec. 22, 2011
I'm sorry. This is an alright game, really. But asking 10$ to unlock all the features? To hell with that. 1/5