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I’m Carcon! I’m just a regular Kongregate player who doesn’t plan on becoming a Moderator, Room Owner or Developer.

Anyways, I am a HUGE PokeFanatic (Pokemon Fanatic shortened), and I decided to make a Pokemon story! Guys who hate stories or Pokemon, don’t read!

The story will appear in my profile here. Please leave a comment on what you like about the story so far. Cheers.

Oh My Arceus!

Chapter 1 – The Injuries

After awaking from a half-hour sleep, a Treecko whispered to one of his friends, a Drifloon, if they’re ever going to live. “Are you stupid?” Drifloon replied, “We just got like 10 minor injuries. We’ll be fine!” “Treecko, all you do is whisper and whisper, why don’t you talk normally for once?” Asked one of Treecko’s other friends, a Beldum. “Can you guys quit with the talking? I’m trying to get some sleep!” Asked another friend, a Charmander.

Things are kinda rough in the hospital everyone is in. Treecko and his friends keep talking, Ditto and Chikorita keep bullying everyone, Gastly, Misdreavus and Duskull keep playing tricks on the Nurse’s Pokemon, and two Yanmas keep getting out of bed.

“Ack! Eech! Oof! Quit with the pushing, stupid Chikorita! Stop being impatient and let us take a shit in private, please!” Said Treecko’s fifth friend, a Corphish. You’re probably wondering why everyone’s in this hospital. Treecko and Drifloon got ambushed in the fields by young, fierce Absols. Charmander and Corphish were testing their newly-learned Ember and Water Gun attacks, and Beldum was fighting the Absols and got knocked into Charmander’s and Corphish’s line of fire, then the Absols took out Charmander and Corphish.

The ghosts, Gastly, Misdreavus and Duskull, each got beat up by their parents (who punish them that way, and they don’t care if they have to go to hospital or not). Chikorita and Ditto fell off the cliff next to their houses so they can get in hospital because, for some reason, they enjoy making life hell for other patients. And the Yanmas, who are twins, got tied together with a rope from the bullies a few days ago and was used as a soccer ball for school.

An hour later, when everyone finally got to sleep, Duskull woke up and went to the nurse’s room, waited for the Chansey to wake up, and made a pose that scared the living crap out of her. “I had a nightmare! Can I sleep with you?” “I swear to Arceus, Duskull, you are the worst patient here! No, you cannot sleep with me, now go back to your own bed and leave me alone!” But Duskull just floated there for the next few minutes, awaiting for- “BLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!” …THAT.

Chapter 2 – Chansey’s Happiness

Gastly, the master of scary sounds, made that noise. Chansey was so scared that she almost broke her egg! The ghosts had scared Chansey for the rest of the night, until it was dawn. You might expect Chansey to be furious or depressed, but today, she was beaming with happiness.

Beldum was so suprised when she was giving it a massage, that it decided to ask her “Why are you so happy? I didn’t request a massage!” “Nurse Joy has finally returned from her 2-day walk in the forests. She told me she’s bringing home a Blissey to help!” “A Blissey? Why the hell would a hot girl bring another fat ass here?” “Ditto, you are such a meanie! This is the first time Chansey’s happy! Can’t you let her go for once?” Asked Treecko. “Wanna be mean to me, girlfriend? Go ahead, it’s not gonna do anything to our relationshi-” “RELATIONSHIP?!” Interrupted Charmander.

Everyone was shocked to know that Ditto and Treecko were boyfriend and girlfriend. “Aye, it’s true.” Treecko said, embarrased, “I fell in love with him because of his bravery, and savagery. But now that he’s a bully, I feel like ditching him!” “Ditch me whenever you want, babes! Chikorita’s mah buddy now!” Ditto replied, rudely.

Something I don’t get," Misdreavus started. “How can Ditto be your boyfriend when it’s genderless?” “Because I prefer boys. Remember that now. Come on, Chiko, let’s go get a drin-” Chikorita interrupted the sentence by cutting Ditto with his leaf. “Listen Ditto, just because you’re my friend, doesn’t mean you can call me whatever you want!” And so they left the bedroom, to get a drink, and secretly await the Nurse’s arrival.

Chapter 3 -

When the door opened, Chikorita was filled with joy, but Ditto was confused. Right before their eyes was a huge, pink Pokemon carrying an egg. “Hello, darlings! You must be two of the patients the nurse was talking about! I am Blissey!” “And I’m Chikorita!………. DITTO! Why aren’t you saying hi?” “Oh um… hi Blissey, I’m Ditto. Can I ask you a question? Wheres the human?” But Blissey responded only with a scared face, no words.

The bullies looked at each other, shrugged, and led Blissey to the nurse’s bedroom and the patient’s bedrooms. As Chikorita and Ditto left Blissey to meet the Pokemon, they sneaked upstairs where Chansey was. Chansey was feeding her little sister, a Happiny as small as Ditto.