Ceasar's Comments




Oct. 25, 2013

Rating: 0

Best tip is to know when NOT to block. If the enemy is threatening to destroy a blockade but you don't have any, just let them. This lets you conserve resources. Also, if you can capture every enemy supply base on the bottom of the map, you can ignore "Panzer" cards because they have nothing to attack.

Escape From 26

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Oct. 06, 2013

Rating: 9

I can't write in the book... I can't write on the old letters... I can't write on my hand... I can't just memorize a short phrase... I have to get toilet paper to write it down. Yeah, that makes sense. And I have to make sure to clean the outhouse first, because taking one step to grab the paper would be too gross but getting my hands in there cleaning it isn't.



Jun. 22, 2013

Rating: 12

This is not Mario Kart. And you didn't even try to port it correctly to Kong, you just stuck an entire webpage in the Flash window. 2/5 because I'm feeling generous.

Pinch Hitter Game Day

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Apr. 30, 2013

Rating: 1

The umpire called me safe, but the game called me out. And somehow I struck out on a foul ball.

Vector Stunt

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Apr. 30, 2013

Rating: -2

Hey, it's finally working again for me! Hard badge get.


Play Pirateers

Nov. 20, 2012

Rating: 9

I think someone is forgetting to take the plundered rings off of the dead person's hand before weighing them.

Legacy of a Thousand Suns

Play Legacy of a Thousand Suns

Nov. 12, 2012

Rating: 7

Come on guys, it's not THAT bad. The story is written in proper English, and as you progress you'll get more stamina and better EQ so the medium badge won't take as long as you think.

New Star Soccer

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Oct. 30, 2012

Rating: 7

"Your girlfriend asks you if she can take your Helicopter for a ride. Do you let her?" This can't end well.

Death vs. Monstars

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Oct. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

Brando: It's an automated process. If Kong didn't do this, the high scores would be all hacked (just look at the Mochi leaderboard for this game.) I think the problem is that most people stop at around 150000 (the hard badge) so KongBot thinks anything too far above that is hacked, even if it's not.

Vector Stunt

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Sep. 20, 2012

Rating: -1

If Adobe isn't going to fix it... any way you could hardcode the standard track as it's meant to be? Just so the hard badge isn't impossible.

Async Racing

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Sep. 14, 2012

Rating: 4

Really needs a way to find a particular user track. There are so many that you can't tell your friends about your track and have them play it - they'd have no chance of actually finding it. Please add a search by user name or track name.



Jun. 16, 2012

Rating: 0

Any suggestions for The Wizard? I tried key-mashing using the pizza boss on Fairest One of All on Amateur (since that's not too hard to hit all the notes on), but that didn't work.

Theme Hotel

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Feb. 18, 2012

Rating: 16

$6 to stay for the night... but $1080 if you want to use the pool. This hotel has a strange business model.

The Visitor Returns

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Jan. 19, 2012

Rating: -9

Do we REALLY need to put spoilers in the top comments, when there's a walkthrough available with one click?


Play Minions

Aug. 04, 2011

Rating: 3

rocky50, the game is good enough for badges... but the server would NEVER be able to handle the traffic when ten thousand people go for the badge on the first day.

Async Racing

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May. 25, 2011

Rating: 6

Needs a better way to find tracks. If I want to hold a competition among my friends on a track I made... there's no way they'd be able to find it.

Thing-Thing Arena 2

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May. 04, 2011

Rating: 15

Normally, when someone shuts off the music, that doesn't mean that they want it to turn on again when the start the next game. Also, the Game Guide link is for the WRONG GAME. Would it have killed you to provide instructions in-game? Or in that nice "Instructions" area that Kong provides but you didn't bother to fill in?

Neon Climber

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Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 7

Backspace is a horrible key to use for anything in a Flash game. If you press it and the game doesn't have focus, it makes your browser go back a page. Not a bad game though, 3/5.


Play Antimatiere

Mar. 11, 2011

Rating: -6

Sorry, but no game is fun if it gives you a headache. 2/5.

Virus Wars

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Feb. 25, 2011

Rating: 1

Rather average... and then I see there's a pretty bad memory leak. 2/5.