Ceasar's Comments

Game Comments
Play PANZERS AND PARATROOPERS PANZERS AND PARATROOPERS Oct. 25, 2013
Best tip is to know when NOT to block. If the enemy is threatening to destroy a blockade but you don't have any, just let them. This lets you conserve resources. Also, if you can capture every enemy supply base on the bottom of the map, you can ignore "Panzer" cards because they have nothing to attack.
Play Escape From 26 Escape From 26 Oct. 06, 2013
I can't write in the book... I can't write on the old letters... I can't write on my hand... I can't just memorize a short phrase... I have to get toilet paper to write it down. Yeah, that makes sense. And I have to make sure to clean the outhouse first, because taking one step to grab the paper would be too gross but getting my hands in there cleaning it isn't.
Play MARIO KART 64: RAINBOW ROAD MARIO KART 64: RAINBOW ROAD Jun. 22, 2013
This is not Mario Kart. And you didn't even try to port it correctly to Kong, you just stuck an entire webpage in the Flash window. 2/5 because I'm feeling generous.
Play Pinch Hitter Game Day Pinch Hitter Game Day Apr. 30, 2013
The umpire called me safe, but the game called me out. And somehow I struck out on a foul ball.
Play Vector Stunt Vector Stunt Apr. 30, 2013
Hey, it's finally working again for me! Hard badge get.
Play Pirateers Pirateers Nov. 20, 2012
I think someone is forgetting to take the plundered rings off of the dead person's hand before weighing them.
Play Legacy of a Thousand Suns Legacy of a Thousand Suns Nov. 12, 2012
Come on guys, it's not THAT bad. The story is written in proper English, and as you progress you'll get more stamina and better EQ so the medium badge won't take as long as you think.
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Oct. 30, 2012
"Your girlfriend asks you if she can take your Helicopter for a ride. Do you let her?" This can't end well.
Play Death vs. Monstars Death vs. Monstars Oct. 08, 2012
Brando: It's an automated process. If Kong didn't do this, the high scores would be all hacked (just look at the Mochi leaderboard for this game.) I think the problem is that most people stop at around 150000 (the hard badge) so KongBot thinks anything too far above that is hacked, even if it's not.
Play Vector Stunt Vector Stunt Sep. 20, 2012
If Adobe isn't going to fix it... any way you could hardcode the standard track as it's meant to be? Just so the hard badge isn't impossible.
Play Async Racing Async Racing Sep. 14, 2012
Really needs a way to find a particular user track. There are so many that you can't tell your friends about your track and have them play it - they'd have no chance of actually finding it. Please add a search by user name or track name.
Play SCGMD4 SCGMD4 Jun. 16, 2012
Any suggestions for The Wizard? I tried key-mashing using the pizza boss on Fairest One of All on Amateur (since that's not too hard to hit all the notes on), but that didn't work.
Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Feb. 18, 2012
$6 to stay for the night... but $1080 if you want to use the pool. This hotel has a strange business model.
Play The Visitor Returns The Visitor Returns Jan. 19, 2012
Do we REALLY need to put spoilers in the top comments, when there's a walkthrough available with one click?
Play Minions Minions Aug. 04, 2011
rocky50, the game is good enough for badges... but the server would NEVER be able to handle the traffic when ten thousand people go for the badge on the first day.
Play Async Racing Async Racing May. 25, 2011
Needs a better way to find tracks. If I want to hold a competition among my friends on a track I made... there's no way they'd be able to find it.
Play Thing-Thing Arena 2 Thing-Thing Arena 2 May. 04, 2011
Normally, when someone shuts off the music, that doesn't mean that they want it to turn on again when the start the next game. Also, the Game Guide link is for the WRONG GAME. Would it have killed you to provide instructions in-game? Or in that nice "Instructions" area that Kong provides but you didn't bother to fill in?
Play Neon Climber Neon Climber Apr. 21, 2011
Backspace is a horrible key to use for anything in a Flash game. If you press it and the game doesn't have focus, it makes your browser go back a page. Not a bad game though, 3/5.
Play Antimatiere Antimatiere Mar. 11, 2011
Sorry, but no game is fun if it gives you a headache. 2/5.
Play Virus Wars Virus Wars Feb. 25, 2011
Rather average... and then I see there's a pretty bad memory leak. 2/5.