CedartownDawg

I’m a chill guy, not much will make me mad. Anything else, ask away.
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And now, some quotes from Ninja Chat;
(mrstickman12345: w/I’m in love.)
Another from our Mr. Doodles; (mrstickman12345: CALL ME MR.DOODLES!)
One from JK; (JKuang: Are you sure you’ll fit?)
A House related one from Erin;(ErinM: “Why do you want to marry this bitch? Can’t you see that she obviously has herpes of the brain?!”)
I don’t think Ek even realized how it would sound; (Ekatah: Now how do I stick myself in?)
Oh Lawday… (thezombiegrinder: i bought me a jew hat)
One from Mikey about Potter, or Watson; (x20Mikex20: Potter, you couldn’t get Hermione, stop trying)
Talking about Count Fux getting poked; (Xestrix: not just a jab mind you, a falcøn punch.)
One of the better “Your mother” lines I’ve heard from JK; (JKuang: Your momma’s so nasty, she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.)
I’m not sure what I can say about Blark after this one; (Blarlack: Fuzzled, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but my main character from the Oregon Trail who died of Dysentary had the best digestive problems of all time.)
Jonny talking about a vegetarian; (JonnyRico: I WILL THROW A HAM AT YOU SIR)
I’m awesome, what else can be said?; (Rikiune: Cedar, you’re the AWESOME asshole.)
Roffle irony; (Rachiface: rolls eyes)
Stevie just summed up all the NC mods; (stevenorr: Rach is evil. Azieru and Blar are smelly. Fuzzled is fat. Phoenix is old. Xestix is always afk. And FuzzyBacon is just FuzzyBacon.)
Sometimes, you gotta stay strapped; (protoss_rush: I’m about to engage in religion debate. Let me put on my gauntlets of +100 pretentious ego)
Things like this make me kinda like coming back to NC; (Traumatic_Doctor: Confuzzled, go fast. I gotta go.. like now.)
I.. I don’t know what to even say..; (JKuang: Azipoo, we should totally hook up on Skype later. :D.)
Anagrams, this is all. Guess who for bonus points! ; (JohnLeprechaun: “Skew nun on porn”)
Yea.. ; (JonnyRico: You are a man with the name sarah…)
Another from Jonny; (JonnyRico: Thats what the ladies say to you? They usually scream “ape” and run away when they see me…)
This one made me not mind Watson too much; (Dr_Watson: Let me tell you something about French. Dr_Watson: You’re a moron)
Shoulda saw this coming..Roffle; (Emielle: Aye, I played him a couple of times)
Guess who the sexy wall is, I’ll give you a hint, you’re looking at his profile; (rockerchic: Bye sexy wall… xD)
So apparently Demon strokes a lot.. ; (Demonwolf: I’m going to bed before I stroke out.)
Another not so big shocker is that Watson does a lot with his neck…; (Dr_Watson: My neck is gonna be so sore in the morning…)
Pretty good from Savay…; (unknownperson6: Lrn2english?)
And this was towards a really bad troll..; (SuicideMedic: Imagine her in a drive thru! “Want fries or a drink with that ye dirty basterd?”)
All I can say is that you had to be there for this one from Med.; (SuicideMedic: I pee slow-motion too.)
First complaint I’ve ever had… EVER…; (KakashiFNGRL: I don’t like your deck Dx)
It’s better if you have to wait a bit, I promise…; (KakashiFNGRL: c’mon ced, don’t make me wait)
I must say. Roffle Effing Mao…; (mrstickman12345: Stupid boner.)
This is rather…; (Jamcob: if you had meat you wouldnt be here)
This doesn’t surprise me at all…; (Blarlack: I wholly support the “eat meat” team)
Who doesn’t, amirite?; (mrstickman12345: I hate pointy things touching me.)
I said no, for the record.. ; (mrstickman12345: Now, K-9, will you accept the bone?)
There’s a perfectly logical explanation, I’m just not giving it..; (Zippy_pyromaniac: please, call me Mr. Raging Porn Demon.)
Well, well, well… Who /DIDN’T/ know?; (stevenorr: Scariest game ever is Azieru in bed.)
XP XP XP; (unknownperson6: Bad sex IS the pokemon.)
Bet you it was a yummy breast..; (GraveHorizon: Wasn’t the best looking breast out there. But it was fine in my mouth.)
Technically he was right..; (stevenorr: My imagination has you without pants on.)
Hilarity ensued..; (SuicideMedic: You failed elementary school, didn’t you?)
I must agree..; (SuicideMedic: Merx, you really are retarded, aren’t you?)
Don’t ask, just don’t..; (CraziAsian: and then had it blow up on her)
You just don’t even know…; (protoss_rush: give me a sex line, blar)
I wasn’t entirely around for this one but XP…; (stevenorr: Do him!)
Well hello…; (KakashiFNGRL: Hey baby, can I make you a balloon snake? ;))
Quoted for truthiness…; (MrSpontaneous: I like how you say “British > American”, and then go crazy when an American song comes on the radio :-))
Hur hur hur…; (mrstickman12345: STICK SHUT UP!)
Inorite?!…; (CarysMoo: Yeah. Crack is better fo’ ya’.)
Spoon told her it’s not always the best way…; (unknownperson6: Suicide! :D)
About that…; (Puppettron: i run them down and beat them to death with a shovel)
This one was the best one yet… he’s talking about Roo…; (SuicideMedic: Can I lick her first? :o)
I don’t think it could be said any better…; (MrSpontaneous: Whiskey is god’s painkiller.)
Shoulda known.. Well, I did.. but we can’t talk about that in public.. ll jerk you! (reply))