Chairchucker's Comments

Game Comments
Play Fixation Fixation Aug. 02, 2013
Kids, the moral is that all problems can be solved by smoking.
Play Swarm Defender Swarm Defender Jul. 29, 2013
Kinda wish we didn't have to wait for a wave to get to a certain point to start the next one. Got a horde of plasma cannons on one of the infinite levels and I'd love to absolutely unleash the horde, but I'm stuck waiting on level 28 while 100,000 feeder worms kill themselves on my plasma.
Play Wild Heroes Wild Heroes Feb. 17, 2013
I just lost because my snakes were disinterested in killing the brownie who sat there kicking down my castle unhindered. What's going on there?
Play Simple motions 2 Simple motions 2 Jul. 02, 2012
Secret star in level 32 was the most frustratingly arbitrary thing ever to achieve, but apart from that all the puzzles seemed pretty logical. Enjoyable game.
Play Relive Your Life Relive Your Life Jul. 01, 2012
Neat writing and voice acting, but becomes a little repetitive.
Play Civilizations Wars Civilizations Wars Jun. 17, 2012
How does the turtle continue to wreck me when I've apparently reduced his head to 'zero'?
Play Kill the Heroes Kill the Heroes Jun. 14, 2012
Drone swarm is always the correct answer.
Play Bubble Tanks 2 Bubble Tanks 2 Jun. 11, 2012
Good concept let down by the fact that it is at its core an absurdly frustrating and repetitive war of attrition. Unable to motivate myself to even grind my way to the badge of the day.
Play Achievement Unlocked 3 Achievement Unlocked 3 Jun. 09, 2012
Cool game but feels like you could've afforded to playtest it a little more; many opportunities to break the game.
Play Indestruct2Tank Indestruct2Tank Jun. 09, 2012
Settings: Change graphics and sound settings and clear saved data. Except for the bit about sound settings. :/
Play Exploit Exploit May. 13, 2012
Neat little puzzle game. Some frustrating ones, but never felt like it was impossible to follow the trail of switches.
Play BioGems BioGems Mar. 08, 2012
Really fun game, one thing I will say, the AI could use a little tweaking; got a little bit easy to lead them once you realised they almost mindlessly go for the damaging blocks completely disregarding potential 4 or 5 in a rows or the fact that you have a 400% counter and 100% armour. Although this did make it very satisfying setting those up.
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Mar. 03, 2012
As others have said, really tedious, and it makes exactly zero sense that a bird's energy level doesn't correspond to its tiredness in subsequent races.
Play Doodle God Doodle God Feb. 04, 2012
This is like in an adventure game where you can't figure out exactly how to get past a puzzle so you just use everything in your inventory with everything else, and then when something works you think 'man, there was no possible way of thinking that through logically.' It's bad game design on the odd occasion that this happens in an adventure game, except here, that bad design is the entire game, and your inventory is a couple of thousand items.
Play Accelerator Accelerator Jan. 28, 2012
Probably not what's usually meant by 'killer curves', but there you have it...
Play SOPA/PIPA SOPA/PIPA Jan. 25, 2012
I love these kinds of games; not because they're any good (they're not) but because of the hordes of armchair philosophers who will then gush about how beautiful/true/poetic/amazing they are. (They're not.)
Play Momentum Missile Mayhem 2 Momentum Missile Mayhem 2 Jan. 21, 2012
Oh OK so I guess I was supposed to get some kind of special ability to deal with these absorbent jerks, but there's no way to change that so now I've got to fight through 22 levels all over again and figure out which one of the other abilities would've worked against them. But instead of doing that I think I'll just never play this game again.
Play Legend of Kalevala Legend of Kalevala Jan. 15, 2012
Huh. Found a green thing which I felt sure would be some kind of wings which would let me use the arrows, but instead gave me an extra slice of health. So now I seem to have run out of places I can go. Is there something obvious I'm overlooking, or did I somehow break the game? (There's also a switch with hieroglyphics which claims I opened a door to the West, but I can't seem to find any places back where I came from that I can get to that I couldn't before.)
Play Deadly Neighbours Deadly Neighbours Jan. 08, 2012
Chicken? If paying one's debts makes one a chicken, then roll me in honey and chuck me in a pillow factory I guess.
Play Bubble Tanks Bubble Tanks Jan. 07, 2012
Interesting that you choose to make this badge of the day, when Bubble Tanks 2 makes this game completely redundant and just serves to show how frustrating this game is in comparison.