Chairchucker's Comments



Play Fixation

Aug. 02, 2013

Rating: -9

Kids, the moral is that all problems can be solved by smoking.

Swarm Defender

Play Swarm Defender

Jul. 29, 2013

Rating: 0

Kinda wish we didn't have to wait for a wave to get to a certain point to start the next one. Got a horde of plasma cannons on one of the infinite levels and I'd love to absolutely unleash the horde, but I'm stuck waiting on level 28 while 100,000 feeder worms kill themselves on my plasma.

Wild Heroes

Play Wild Heroes

Feb. 17, 2013

Rating: 0

I just lost because my snakes were disinterested in killing the brownie who sat there kicking down my castle unhindered. What's going on there?

Simple motions 2

Play Simple motions 2

Jul. 02, 2012

Rating: 4

Secret star in level 32 was the most frustratingly arbitrary thing ever to achieve, but apart from that all the puzzles seemed pretty logical. Enjoyable game.

Relive Your Life

Play Relive Your Life

Jul. 01, 2012

Rating: 1

Neat writing and voice acting, but becomes a little repetitive.

Civilizations Wars

Play Civilizations Wars

Jun. 17, 2012

Rating: 0

How does the turtle continue to wreck me when I've apparently reduced his head to 'zero'?

Kill the Heroes

Play Kill the Heroes

Jun. 14, 2012

Rating: 6

Drone swarm is always the correct answer.

Bubble Tanks 2

Play Bubble Tanks 2

Jun. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

Good concept let down by the fact that it is at its core an absurdly frustrating and repetitive war of attrition. Unable to motivate myself to even grind my way to the badge of the day.

Achievement Unlocked 3

Play Achievement Unlocked 3

Jun. 09, 2012

Rating: 2

Cool game but feels like you could've afforded to playtest it a little more; many opportunities to break the game.


Play Indestruct2Tank

Jun. 09, 2012

Rating: 1

Settings: Change graphics and sound settings and clear saved data. Except for the bit about sound settings. :/


Play Exploit

May. 13, 2012

Rating: 7

Neat little puzzle game. Some frustrating ones, but never felt like it was impossible to follow the trail of switches.


Play BioGems

Mar. 08, 2012

Rating: 3

Really fun game, one thing I will say, the AI could use a little tweaking; got a little bit easy to lead them once you realised they almost mindlessly go for the damaging blocks completely disregarding potential 4 or 5 in a rows or the fact that you have a 400% counter and 100% armour. Although this did make it very satisfying setting those up.

DuckLife 4

Play DuckLife 4

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 4

As others have said, really tedious, and it makes exactly zero sense that a bird's energy level doesn't correspond to its tiredness in subsequent races.

Doodle God

Play Doodle God

Feb. 04, 2012

Rating: 8

This is like in an adventure game where you can't figure out exactly how to get past a puzzle so you just use everything in your inventory with everything else, and then when something works you think 'man, there was no possible way of thinking that through logically.' It's bad game design on the odd occasion that this happens in an adventure game, except here, that bad design is the entire game, and your inventory is a couple of thousand items.


Play Accelerator

Jan. 28, 2012

Rating: 2

Probably not what's usually meant by 'killer curves', but there you have it...



Jan. 25, 2012

Rating: -5

I love these kinds of games; not because they're any good (they're not) but because of the hordes of armchair philosophers who will then gush about how beautiful/true/poetic/amazing they are. (They're not.)

Momentum Missile Mayhem 2

Play Momentum Missile Mayhem 2

Jan. 21, 2012

Rating: -1

Oh OK so I guess I was supposed to get some kind of special ability to deal with these absorbent jerks, but there's no way to change that so now I've got to fight through 22 levels all over again and figure out which one of the other abilities would've worked against them. But instead of doing that I think I'll just never play this game again.

Legend of Kalevala

Play Legend of Kalevala

Jan. 15, 2012

Rating: 0

Huh. Found a green thing which I felt sure would be some kind of wings which would let me use the arrows, but instead gave me an extra slice of health. So now I seem to have run out of places I can go. Is there something obvious I'm overlooking, or did I somehow break the game? (There's also a switch with hieroglyphics which claims I opened a door to the West, but I can't seem to find any places back where I came from that I can get to that I couldn't before.)

Deadly Neighbours

Play Deadly Neighbours

Jan. 08, 2012

Rating: 11

Chicken? If paying one's debts makes one a chicken, then roll me in honey and chuck me in a pillow factory I guess.

Bubble Tanks

Play Bubble Tanks

Jan. 07, 2012

Rating: 21

Interesting that you choose to make this badge of the day, when Bubble Tanks 2 makes this game completely redundant and just serves to show how frustrating this game is in comparison.