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Cube Escape: Theatre

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Apr. 28, 2016

Rating: 5

That bartender is gonna lose his license so hard.

Iridescent

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Apr. 22, 2016

Rating: 2

These cat puns are truly a-paw-lling.

The earl octopusor

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Apr. 18, 2016

Rating: -4

The code to the safe near the sunken boat is 3-2-8. You're straight-up given the code when you need what's in the safe, and you can't use what's inside before then. Still, it'll save you a minute-long round-trip to get the safe contents.

Blitz Breaker - Demo

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Apr. 12, 2016

Rating: -1

Did you pay to get on the front page? There seems to be no other explanation, considering the low number of plays and the mediocre rating. Besides which, the game's controls frequently lock up for discernible reason.

Admin response from greg

I personally invited the developer to upload this game to Kongregate, and I moved it to Hot New Games after it was stuck under judgment overnight. The developer did not ask us to do this, and no money was exchanged.

Spell idle 2

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Apr. 11, 2016

Rating: 1

I-D-L-E.

Evo Explores

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Apr. 10, 2016

Rating: 3

You know, as riveting as this story about robots who who removed their emotions is, I can't help but notice that you never make a compelling argument for WHY beings of entirely rational thought must be in a permanent state of suffering, or why emotions are inherently good. Yes, humans are nothing without their emotions, but byte-people aren't humans. It's rather arrogant to assume that what works for us must work for non-organic lifeforms.

Evo Explores

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Apr. 10, 2016

Rating: 12

I'll enjoy this game, but I most certainly will not donate money or support your efforts to make money off of a game that takes someone else's idea and does nothing new with it.

Developer response from tobeglad

Actually, there ARE several new mechanics. You'll see them if you complete the game. You complete full version of Evo Explores on Kongregate without paying a cent :)

The Perfect Tower

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Mar. 24, 2016

Rating: 2

Right now, there isn't much incentive to invest heavily in the more specialized upgrades, as long as upgrades suitable for all purposes are available. But one way you could make elemental attack and defense more tantalizing is if, instead of one endless level, you offered a campaign of a series of levels each having a unique assortment of enemies. Some levels would require you to invest in anti-red upgrades, some levels anti-tall upgrades, etc.

Bond Breaker 2.0

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Mar. 24, 2016

Rating: 0

I think I see why the "Go me" button after completing the basic levels doesn't work properly. After completing the challenge levels, it tells you you've completed the basic levels and offers you a challenge. So it seems that the basic level completion screen and the challenge level completion screen were accidentally swapped.

Developer response from TestTubeGames

Good find... they were swapped. All fixed up now. (Also... that means you completed all the challenge levels?! Respect)

Bond Breaker 2.0

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Mar. 22, 2016

Rating: 1

#30 is tricky. Just remember, you have to open the boxes in the right order.

The Perfect Tower

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Mar. 22, 2016

Rating: 1

I'm going to hold off on playing this until it gets more development.

The mother of the bird men

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Mar. 16, 2016

Rating: 0

The main problem I have with this game's direction is that it seems you couldn't decide whether you wanted a spooky and enigmatic atmosphere like Submachine, or a wacky romp to faraway lands like The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck. So you decided to go for a little of both, and it just... it doesn't work at all.

Dibbles 3: Desert Despair

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Mar. 16, 2016

Rating: 1

You know something? I don't feel bad for the Dibbles that gave their lives for this petty quest. It's not my fault that they're too stupid to realize that there's other ways to form steps and blockades without pointlessly dying.

Stack 4 Stars

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Mar. 12, 2016

Rating: 0

One thing I'll always love about unpopular games is that it's really easy to make page one on the all-time high scores.

Strange Magic Escape

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Mar. 11, 2016

Rating: -1

I know it's meant to be cute, but the little cat statuette sometimes having its eyes open and sometimes not is pretty unsettling.

Strange Magic Escape

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Mar. 10, 2016

Rating: -2

What's that in the sky?... oh. It's hippies.

Clash of Kings

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Mar. 07, 2016

Rating: 0

No comments since yesterday. This isn't suspect in the least.

Fleeing the Complex

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Mar. 03, 2016

Rating: 1

"All 3 endings." Greg doesn't know how to count to 5.

Sum Links

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Mar. 03, 2016

Rating: -4

Sum times, sum crimes.

Fleeing the Complex

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Mar. 03, 2016

Rating: 3

Red areas are timed events, yellow areas are 100% completed. Red + Yellow = Orange.