Latest Activity: Played Cyclomaniacs Epic (Aug 24, 2015 5:04am)
Points needed for next level: 582 Level
I was born in a log cabin 7 years ago. I was then abtucted by alien bear slaves ruled by King Garlipati. I escaped but due to radiation i aged rapidly but became immortal. I now live alone with my hat bromselopotees and we skateboard to the moon every thursday.