ChibiZangoose

If I did have something to say, I’d be to lazy to type it, which says a lot more about my character than if I were to type 50 paragraphs of what I think about when I see a horse. I actually think of horses when I see a horse, so if I did type 50 paragraphs about what I think about when I see a horse, it’d be nothing short of another horse documentary. Or I could say, “I think of horses,” and save the few people who would actually read it and myself the effort of trying to comprehend every horse joke I’d try to put in it. There’s not many horse jokes in the world, but the handful that exist are hard to understand for the people out there who don’t own a horse, including myself.
To tell the truth, I’ve never heard a horse joke or stared at an actual horse long enough to conjure up any other feeling other than happiness for the majestic creature’s presence.
My favorite animal is not a horse, by the way. I like strawberries.