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CaptainHomo level 69: 100,000,000 HP 500,000 MP Favorite Weapon: Giant Purple Rubber Dildo, does 123,456,789 Damage and 569,133,769 DPS Favorite Mount: Giant Female Dog aka Bitch, does 69,000 Damage and 400% Run Speed (100% Base Run Speed)

W h o d o y o u t h i n k y o u ’ r e t a l k i n g t o , l i t t l e g i r l ? ! I ’ l l w r i n g y o u r d a m n e d n e c k j u s t t o w a t c h y o u s q u i r m !

Welcome to the seas! Er I mean my backyard’s pond. Anyway, Welcome to my profile! I am surprise that you made this far into my profile without getting bored.

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