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My name is Cici. Hello! :D
MY PRECIOUS QUOTES!
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1up_: Really Pax.. I don’t swing that way but.. since it’s you..
1up_: ;)
PaxTzu: Him? For someone, anyone, to touch it down there?
PaxTzu: Hell I imagine he’s already used peanut butter around animals.
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cutiepop2299: if u dont ****ing stop i will call the police do u know cyber bullying is a crime?
Hoby999: Best, reply, Ever.
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Cal010: My brother just played it. He lasted 20 minutes before switching to NBA 2K11.
Xyphenia: that doesnt mean black ops sucks, it means your brother sucks
Sky_Gryphonfur: Is this the same brother that beat the ever-loving shit out of that homeless man looking for donations?
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Cicisthebestest: That ruined my night a little bit.
tallstar5: faps
Sibuna: they don’t call it the stroke of midnight for no reason :P
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Shirow: Which reminds me. So a man runs a woman over with a car. Who’s at fault?
Cicisthebestest: The woman?
tallstar5: The car
Shirow: No, the man. He shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen to begin with.
Cicisthebestest: Ahahaahah!
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Cal010: Funny story actually, there was this one time,
Bamf319: yessss?
Cicisthebestest: No.
Cal010: What?
Cicisthebestest: Iunno.
Cal010: Oh right, I was making up a story.
Cal010: Uh…
Cal010: The end.
Cal010: :D
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1up_: I am awake until I am not, there is no more than that.
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plujan: The good news (for him) is that he’s probably about 12, so he has plenty of time to work on his technique.
ZarekiQu: snicker.
Cicisthebestest: No good news for me?
Cicisthebestest: :(
ZarekiQu: You don’t GET good news.
plujan: You can save a bunch on your car insurance by switching to Geico?
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schmeggle: i dont claim to understand what i just saw…
schmeggle: i only know that i have an erection now
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Takumashii: just think – when Hoby’s kid grows up, he’ll be able to say “my father did it”
Takumashii: and it will likely be true
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Takumashii: I’m an English teacher. it is if I say it is.
Cicisthebestest: O:
Cicisthebestest: Do you over analyze books too?
1up_: I am an English person, it is if ‘I’ say it is.
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Garney: That volcano is causing global warming!
Takumashii: I bet the volcano’s a myth.
Cicisthebestest: You know it is.
Takumashii: just like global warming and evolution and Obama’s birth certificate.
Cicisthebestest: teehee
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afatpaws: I can’t see.
Takumashii: well, your mother always told you if you didn’t stop you’d go blind.
Jesster_King: I thought that was a myth
Takumashii: no, it totally happened to my mom’s neighbour’s friend.
Takumashii: it was right after the toothpicks in the fries incident.
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RedHoodie: Teeth are teeth. Don’t bite dongs. That’s the best advice I can offer.
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1up_: Relatives suck
RedHoodie: Mine don’t. No matter how nicely I ask.
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RedHoodie: Well you know what they say, once you go afat, you…uh…you know. That thing.
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Coyotehowl: so..somebody pooped in my town’s water supply.
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Indix: It’s one cat, it’d only live oh so many years.
Cicisthebestest: Yeah, but why kill it on cam?
Indix: It’d be the purrfect death, Cici.
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Takumashii: fear my crazyballs, Cgaan.
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Powerfrog: Man + woman = sex. Man = 4, woman = 5. Sex = 9. 9<3
Powerfrog: MY GOD HES RIGHT
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Danohk: ur mom felt the heet wave lololololol
Danohk: I think you may have a point, Hugin.
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Takumashii: and Yami and his left hand are speaking to one another again.
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Quasi: Yay, hard badge got.
Quasi: 1320 points to level up
Quasi: There is no god. .
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stjimmy61892: I gave that pitch vibrato
stjimmy61892: Pitches LOVE vibrato
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