ColinMochrie's profile

Brad Sherwood:
I am losing my hair, and it really is a pain,
I find out every morning when I see the shower drain,
But if you can see, it isn’t quite for me,
But at least I’m not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie!
Drew Carey:
Oh man! Took my rhyme, man! I was going to do that! Ah…
I have all my hair and I really am quite happy,
I like putting stuff on my hair, it makes me look real snappy,
I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather,
I’m real happy, I’m not Colin Mochrie either!
Colin Mochrie:
People always kid me, ‘cause I’m losing all my hair,
I can’t really help it that I’m follicly impaired!
It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through,
I still get way more sex than either Brad or Drew!
Ryan Stiles:
Losing all your hair isn’t really that bad of a deal,
A lot of women love just the way it feels,
Just think of it as just a little more face,
And you can rent it out as advertising space!
All: As advertising space!